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Copy 1 A NEW YEAR'S EVE, 



AND WHAT CAME OF IT. 



AN ORIGINAL DRAMA IN FOUR ACTS-WITH A PROLOGUE. 



NIPOLEON 'G/ffASHIIGTON, Esj. 



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"The frigid and unfeeling thrive the best; 
And a warm h^sart in thia cold world is like 
A beacon light, wasting its feeble flame 
Upon the wintry deep that feels it not." 



Kiiterert according to Act of Coiipress in the year 1880, by Vapoleon 'G. Washington, in the office 
of the Librarian of Congress at Washington. 



New Yokk: 

PHIL. COWEN, PRINTER, 

498-500 Third. Ave. 

Dec. Sth, 1880. 



TheT^vo Prineesof Baden, 



-OR, — 



A NEW YEAR'S EVE, 
AND WHAT CAME OF IT 



AN ORIGINAL DRAMA IN FOUR AGTS-WITH A PROLOGUE. 



NiPOLEON t WiSHINGTON, Esi 




/ ^, 9 3 <7C"The frigid and unfeeling thrive the best; 
/ And a warm heart in this cold world is like 

A. beacon light, wasting its feeble flame 
Upon the wintry deep that feels it not." 



Entered according to Act of Congress in the year 1880, by Napolbom 'G. Washington, in the office 
of the Librarian of Congress atWashington. 



New Yobk: 
PHIL. COWEN, PRINTER, 

498-500 Third Ave. 

Dec. 8th, 1880. 



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To MY 



Dear Father — Sister and Brothers, 



IN Heaven, 



And my Darling Mother on Earth. 



1 Lovingly Dedicate 



This Work. 



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PRINTER'S PREFACE. 



In preparing the work of Napoleon 'G. Washington for press, we have 
been struck with the manner in which he has woven the scheme and shaded the 
plot of the play- 
There is no common grouping together of characters and scenes. The work 
is begun boldly and grandly, and finished m the same lofty fashion. The effort 
IS filled with sparkling wit. It is equally balanced between the sombre and the 
merry. Besides, everything has been so precisely explained by the Author, that 
there's nothing left either for the stage manager or the actor to do but to go 
ahead and follow instruction?. 

A part of ihe plot of the pla_y was taken from " The Watchman," a Ger- 
man tale; and so rigidly has the author held to it (when forming that part which 
embtjices this section), that to a careless reader it might appear that some of the 
colloquial parts had been utilized; yet comparison would plainly shew that this 
s not the case. There might be such a thing as a similarity between some few 
verses (in the above-mentioned section) — mere connecting points. But we do 
not see it. Yet, if it be so, it matters not a trifle,as such as this is of no material 
consequence. 

We have said that part of the plot was founded on a Germnn tale, but upon 
further investigation we almost feel this an incorrect statement ; for to speak 
frankly, the author has handled so neatly the story, blended so elegantly the ori- 
ginal with the meagre old plot, that we deem it our duty to say that the plot is 
almos::as original as the beautiful language this noble uork contains — language 
that would do honor to a Bulwer, a Macaulay, or a Gov. Henry. 
Great Britain boasts a Shakespeare, 
France a Moliere, 

And we hope America will rejoice 
In a Washington ? 

'Tis true, she already rejoices in a Washington — a dear old President, whom 
Lafayette styled, " a God-like chieftain, and who, strange to say, is an ancestor of 
our author. But we do not mean this type of Wa hington, we mean a literary 
gi nt — a genius of the pen. 

Gentle Public : — As we close our Preface, we imagine we hear your hearty 
voices echoing these, our latest thoughts. May honors fall upon the deserving 
head of our friend, the author; may he spared a long life : and may he spend that 
life in producing for our pleasure and edification many more such beautiful plays. 

N. B. The author has not only shown himself master of his mother- 
tongue, but also master of the stage business. 



AUTHOR'S PREFACE. 



In placing this work before the public, I do so not with that feeling of pride 
usually accompanying a literary effort of any importance. I merely offer 
it to my friends, the good citizens of New York (and all other cities), as some- 
thing which I hope will contribute to their general amusemenr. 

There is no one better aware than myself of the impossibility of suiting all. 
Yet, at the risk of being considered vain, I entertain the hope that my production 
will wind itself around the hearts not only of my countrymen, bui: also my bro- 
thers and sisters, who claim the sunny soil of distant lands as their home. 

Of course, I am desirous that my work shall triumph pecuniarily. But I 
am content if I obtain the good opinion of thoughtful men and women. 

1 salute you, 

NAPOLEON 'G. WASHINGTON. 

New York, U. S. A., August 15th, 1880. 



CHARACTERS, ETC. 

PROLOGUE. 
Spirit of Drama A Histrionic Goddess. 

PLAY. 

^^t^^rm^J^ont^^n^,) ^^^^^^ 

Gottleib Montagna, ) 

Philip Montagna Son ^f Catherine and Gottlieb 

Rose Marbury A Peasant Girl Betrothed to Philip 

Widow Marbury Mother of Rose 

Prince Julien Son of the Margra-ve 

Baron Von Dietz ....Minister of Finance 

Baroness Von Dfetz Wife to the Minister of Finance 

Sir Abraham Levi .Kn't and Money-Lender 

Paddy York ....An Irishman — A man that ivould die for Science 

Prof. Wiseman A Teacher of the Science of Fossilology 

First Citizen A Yeoman 

Second Citizen " 

Lieutenant Broadsword .An Officer — A Soldier — And a Gentleman 

Village Girl The Daughter of a Yeoman 

Third Citizen A Yeoman 

Coun t Wortenburgh Lord High Chamberlain 

A Servant To the Chamherlain 

Princess de Albeaux A French Lady Beloved by the Chamherlain 

General Harold de Baldwin A. Saxon Field-Marshal 

Lady De Baldwin Wife of the Field-Officer 

Col. Bloomingdale An Artillery Officer of the Grand Army 

Baron Stamwitz Treasurer of Baden 

Henrique Moritz Confidential Page to Prince Juliin 

Prince Herman Duke of Chemnitz — Father of Gen. De Bald%vin 

Lieutenant Reber An Officer of Police 

Two Sentinels Belonging to the Police Department 

First Gen D'Arme Police 

First Watchman " 

Capt. Wetzelbuigh , Deputy CkieJ oj i>taf to the Chief of Police 

Col. Del Buchardo .A Spanish Officer tra-veling in Baden 

Duke Von Brunswick Chief of Police 

Second Gen D'Arme .^Police 

Second Watch man ' ' 

A Corporal of Gen D'Armes " 

„. „ \ Florence., Mother to Ida., and ivife of Leaf old the Florist, Yeomen. 

M iriam Isaacs A Jnvish Peasant Girl — F/ iend to Florence 

Sergeant Seldner ..A Regular of the Resert-es 



6 Characters^ Costumes^ &c. 

Capt. Sir Emil Valdmeyer An Officer of the Grand Army, and the richest 

and the basest Nobleman in Baden, First loved 
and then hated hy Miriam 

Lieut. Sir Albert Josephthal An Officer serving under Valdmeyer 

Cadwallader Ahbot of Convent of Holy Cross 

Brother Andrew Secretary of Convent 

Grand Judge An Exiled Spanish Prince, Stern in the Laiv 

Leopold Stover .A Florist — Husband to Florence — /iTeoman 

Wiseacre yesterto the Margrave, in love ivith Pauline 

Pauline Maid to the Princess Louise, in Love ivith Wiseacre 

Lord High Coroner A Mild Old Gentleman 

Lord Youth A Vealy Young Man — A sort of Jack-a-dandy 

Grand Commissioner A Lordly Bully (that is, -when backed by Potver) 

Ethelbert, "The Just " Margrave of Baden 

YzWemttrn.. Chancellor of Baden (Greatly Priced hy the Margrave) — A Self- 
Made Man — Uncle to Miriam. 

Dr. Stern A Learned Chemist 

Princess Louisa .Niece to the Margrave — in Love ivith Prince JuUen 

Courtiers — Citizens — Soldiers — Priests — -Gens D'Armes — Police Proper — 
Watchmen and Masqueraders representing all sorts of personages. 

A Hint at Costumes, and Scenic Plot. 

COSTUMES. 

Count Wortenbergh dresses as a Brahmin. Prince Heiman as a Sultan. 
General De Baldwin as a Chinese Mandarin and the Princess De Albcaux as a 
Carmelite. Lady De Baldwin in the fashion of a gay widow of the period. Philip 
appears in court in court dress, minus a coronet and rapier. The Yeoman (who 
are considered a grade above the pea antry) dress richer, the females wearing 
longer skirts than peasant maids. Military men and police of all branchei, — 
Courtiers and nobles, of whatsoever rank, all dress in strict conformity with the 
style of the time. • At court, the nobility appear with coronets, every male per- 
son wearing a rapier, holding the degree of gentleman. 
SCENIC PLOT. 

1ST ACT. 

Scene ist in 4 — Closed in — Tormentcrs — Interior of Cottage, 
" 2d " I — Exterior — Street. 
<< 3d '• 3 — Exterior (Semi-Suburban) — Street. 
" 4th Full Stage — Exterior of Palace— Street. 
" 5th in 2 — Interior of Cottage — Street. 
'* 6th — Full Stage — (Public Square)— Exterior. 

2D ACT. 

Scene ist in i — (Facade and gable of Palace with high wall and trees) — Exterior 
— Street. 
*' 2d — Full Stage — Closed in — Borders or Roof — Tormentors — Inte- 

rior of Palace. 
" 3d " I — Exterior — Street. 



R. 


C. " Right 


L. 


C. " Left 


R. 


" Right 


L. 


" Left 



Scenic Plot^ Directions^ &c, . 7 

3RD ACT, 

Scene ist in 2 — Closed in — Tormentors — Interior of (Citadel or) Town's Castle. 
•< 2d " I — Exterior — Street. 

" 3d — Full Stage — Exterior of Cathedral — Street. 

" 4th " I — Exterior of Convent — Rear — Country. 
" 5th" I — Facade and gable of Convent — Country. 
'* 6th " 4 — (Same as first in first Act.) 

4TH ACT. 

Scene ist in i — Tormentors — Interior of Palace — Antechamber. 
" 2d " I— " " f' —A Hall. 

*' 3d — Full Stage — Closed in — Borders or Roof — Tormentors — Inte- 

rior of Audience Chamber of Palace. 
A SYNOPTICAL SCHEDULE OF STAGE DIRECTIONS, ETC. 
C. means Centre. C. D, means Centre Door. 

D. R, C. " Door Right Centre. 
D. L. C " " Left 
C. A. " Centre Arch. 
A. R. C. " Arch Right Centre. 
A. L. C. means Arch Left Centre. 
Tor, means Tormentors — F. means Flats — W. means Wings. 
P. S. means Prompt Side ^^!s always so spoken) and is the right side of stage. 
O. P. Side means Opposite Prompt Side, and is the left hand of stage. 
Scenarium " the entire stage from top to bottom. 

Proscenium " all that part of the theatre wall each side and over the arch where 
the scenic curtain raises aud lowers. 

R. I. E. meanb Right first entrance. L. I. E. means Left first Entrance, etc., 
etc. The two last entrances are styled R. U. E. and L. U. E , meaning Right 
Upper and Left Upper Entrances. Vampires are mechanical contrivances so 
arranged in the flats or wings as to make it appear that the person or persons 
who are called upon to use them have the power to disappear into or through 
any substance. Traps are situated on the floor of the stage, and are identical 
with vampires. 

EXPLANATION OF THE ARRANGEMENT OF THE CAST. 
It will be observed that I have arranged the cast in this play in a manner 
never yet teen by the public. But, that the public will like it much better 
than the old and occult style, I am convinced. The following contains my rea- 
sons : 

If a Play contained a number of characters, and was written in any sort of 
lofty style, I noticed that the persons performing therein were not clearly made 
out; that is, they would have to do a deal of strutting and chafling before 
the audience really discovered who they were, and what relation they bore to the 
play. Now, my method entirely obviates all this annoyance; for I have arranged 
it so that, as the play progresses, the characters come forward as they are billed, 
which is strictly in rotation in the course of the story, thus beginning and end- 
ing the tale on the programme as it begins and ends in the book. 

This method is much clearer than the old manner, and enables even a chid 
to keep a run of the play in every particular. In fact, to be brief and honest, I 
can not see the sense in arranging the characters of a drama in the old clumsy 
manner I have just described. 

The manner in which I have first introduced my characters in my book, is 
also an original plan, and helps an actor or an actress to immediately discover 
where their part begins, without looking the play through. The handiness of 
this feature will not only be readily detected by the profession, but by all who 
read this work. 

I will also mention, for the edification of the public, chat the date of this 
play is the early part of the 17th century. 

AUTHOR. 
N. B. — All instructions, directions, elucidations, etc., embracing the stage, 
are from the pen of the author. 



PROLOGUE. 



Enter R. Spirit of Drama. 

Spirit.— [Bowing.] 
Dear friends, with all my heart I give ye greeting, 
And as time is fleeting and we've much to do, 
My speech shall be a mere preamble. 
Enough to make our plot just plain to you. 
The opening scene is in a Cottage, 
Where dwells stern worth in all its sterling parts. 
An upright son — a father and mother noble ; 
In fact a trio of honest hearts. 
In another cottage a peasant maid resides, 
Pure as the angels that live above, 
The daughter of a soldier's widow, 
With her this son is deep — aye, mad in love. 
A Jewess, wronged by a miscreant knight. 
Who dies by the selfsame woman's hand; 
An Abbot and Monks, whose deeds»are bright 
As the noonday's sun when smiling on the land ; 
A Judge and Commissioner, stern and haughty ; 
A Coroner, mild and gentle as a child ; 
A wayward Prince, too fond of sparking, 
Who upturns the city, setting the authorities wild ; 
A husband and wife who've long been severed, 
A little girl belonging to the two. 
Unite again, forming a happy family, 
A sacred scene - a picture fair to view. 
A Margrave, Chamberlain, Ushers and Soldiers, 
A crowd of courtiers, some robbers of the state ; 
A lofty Chancellor of great experience. 
Who finds in the Jewess his niece — also his fate ; 
A bold Lieutenant with comely figure. 
A man in whom a nation should delight, 
Wins the esteem of his august Sovereign, 
And a place at Court of goodly trust and might ; 
A loyal Sergeant — a Chemist learned, 
A lass in love with a fool that's wise : 
A jester of perspicacity, 
A man much noted for his sharp replies. 
A host of other goodly characters. 
Correct and meet all in our effort wrought. 



Or, A Ne7i) Year s Eve, &c, g 

The base are punished, the true rewarded, 
A lesson to both old and young is taught. 

(Suddenly after looking R.) 

The chief of the JScenarium, now to me beckons, 
Which means come. Thou hast had too much to say, 
So now, my friends, with kisses I leave thee. 
That ye may feast thine eyes upon our proper play. 

Bows, Exits R. Music until Flats are thoroughly opened and 
fully reveal the cottage of the Montagnas. 



ACT FIRST.— SCENE FIRST. 

Scene. — Interior )f a cottage, a table L. C, on which is an open book 
and a lighted lamp, two high-backed easy-chairs of an ancient type, beside 
table oppositely placed j pictures on walls, several ordinary chairs of a suitable 
kind, a high-backed settee R. A., lofty antique fire-place and a mantel L., on 
which (the mantel) are sorr.e quaint ornaments. A bright fire is visible on the 
hearth. A tall clock C, against back-scene formed by flats, D. R. C. Win- 
dow with curtains and outside ihu:ters L. C. Catherine and Gottlieb discover- 
ed, Catherine looking out of window, Gottlieb seated beside table nearest fire, 
smoking a pipe and toying with his staff. 

Catharine Montagna \_Closi?ig Wiiidow']. — 
Gottlieb, my husband, stay in the house to-night ; let 
Philip take thy place and watch for thee. It's snowing 
again, and extremely cold ; in fact the weather's too se 
vere for thee to go forth ; thou knowest too well it will 
effect thy wounds — ah, thy wounds! the mentioning of 
them causes my mind to revert to the period — the 
dreadful battle where thou didst receive them ; oh, 
what a cruel thing is war; those who have not the 
slightest grudge 'gainst the other, are forced by it to 
meet in deadly encounter, to wrestle, as it were, for 
one other's lives — in fact to commit murder; to make 
orphans and create widows. Murder it may not be 
termed, yet it is the same crime under a more honor- 
able cognomen. If war was only undertaken as the 
dernier resort of outraged justice, or for liberty's sake, 
or as a lesson to tyrants, there would be then (bloody 
as it is) some purpose in it, and scars gained therein 
would be sacred as a Serapoli s raiment. But as it is, 
at the will, through the machinations and for the per- 
petuation of despots most generally, it is thus most 
cruel. For in this case the chief object is that a {ew 
men's names be engraved on stone, and sounded by 
the brazen trump of fame throughout the world. 



lo The Tzuo Pr ibices of Baden ^ 

Gottlieb Montagna— Well, thou art quite 
right in some respects, Catherine, but — though our 
country's a Monarchy and our Sovereign's therefore a 
hereditary ruler, he is a most worthy man, and means 
well. If he were but cognizant of the dishonest doings 
ofsomeot the officers of State, I'm sure he'd against 
them most rigidly wage war. His Hege favors the 
people and good government, Catherine. When ye 
speak of my wounds thou dost cause mineself to recur 
to that eventful time when to me they were bequeathed; 
when my bold comrades died like Homeric heroes, and 
our valiant foe yielded up the ghost with equal bravery. 
Ensanguined as is the field of battle, yet doth my heart 
beat high, and a feeling of pride course through my 
veins as I think of my part of that memorable period. 
'Twas I who did the rampart first mount, and our ban- 
ner unfurl on the staff where so proudly had floated 
the ensign of our enemy. I struck down the hand of 
that lion-hearted commander of the garrison as he was 
in the act of applying a burning brand to the magazine. 
He seemed to prefer death ratner than live to surrender 
up his sword — a soldier's sceptre. Yet it was I that 
made him prisoner, and who was the instrument of 
causing th^t victory to be worth its costly purchase ; for 
had the chief of our opponents succeeded, it would have 
been (from the position of things), a death-blow to our 
cause instead of it being, as it was, the nucleus around 
which gathered peace and a happy conclusion of our 
arms. 

Catherink. — A very happy conclusion for thee, I 
must confess. The officer who led— or rather the pop- 
injay who followed the charge gained promotion and 
the spurs of knighthood — gained, said I .'^ I meant were 
gained for him (which, I sup]jo.:e, were no new thing), 
while Sergeant Montagna, the real hero who, being 
through his injuries no longer fit for the active duties of 
the camp, was pensioned off with the dignified station 
of city-watchman at a starving salary — a happy conclu- 
sion, truly ; never even spoken of in the dispatches of 
the puppy, who commanded the troops to which thou 
didst belong. 

Gottlieb. — Captain Nidig was a mean man, 'tis 
true, and never deseived the spurs, yet there's consol- 
ation in knowing that our country profited by the suc- 
cess of our armies, and a satisfaction in being aware 



Or^ A Ne7v Year s Eve, &c. 1 1 

that the guards to which I belonged brave in action 
proved themselves. I am surprised at thy seeming want 
of patiiotism, Catherine ; thou who hast always been 
so loyal. How comes it that ye talk in this fashion — 
the daughter of a soldier, too — thy conversation hath 
generally been marked for deep thought, and though 
thou, hast, (as I have already admitted), said some 
truths, yet thou art suiely not th\'self ; I am afraid the 
insufficiency of our purse to procure the luxuries of 
grandees annoys thee too much. Let us be thankful 
that we have never wanted for a meal, and that we still 
have our dear boy Philip to love, and that he cherishes 
us in return. Be less proud and thou'U be more con- 
tented ; if good fortune be in store for us, believe me 
it will overtake us just as sure as that the sun will ap- 
pear U;)on the morn. Tlie same with misfortune — the 
ways of Providence are inscrutable and unalterable. 

[Enter Philip doffing ha;, fioin D. in F. R. C.]. 

Philip Mcntagna — A busv nieht, this, a verv 



busy night. 

Caiherine. — Thilip. thou hast arrived in proper 
time — right in season, lad ; 1 was just speaking about 
thee ; thou'll have to watch for thy father to-night, for 
surely it will never do for him to go on duty — it's too 
severely cold ; besides, there's every indicative that the 
present storm will be a bitter one ; yes, my son, I prog- 
nasticate a deep fall of snow. 

(jOTTLIEB. [Puttingaside pipe^. — Ah, Philip; thy 
father's not what he once was, but, though my wound- 
ed leg troubles me more than usual, if it were not that 
I had at present an attack of rheumatism, I could get 
along, for I've stood manv a night as cold as this on 
guard; a fall of snow would not bother an old warrior, 
a veteran of five pitched battles ; no. no ; I'd laugh at 
the snow, my boy; but this rheumatism is a terror. I'm 
sorry my lad, but — 

Philip. \_Taking his fathej^'s hand^.~T)Qd.\- Fa- 
ther, thou dost wrong me is thou dost think that doing 
thee so slight a service can annoy me ; I have not for- 
gotten the many sacrifices thou hast made for myself. 
It was for the taking of thy place on the watch to-night 
that brought me here so early ; my employer, (kind 
heart that he is), sends thee this as a New Year's gift 
[puts a purse m Gottlieb^ s Jiand\, as a token ; he says of 



12 The Two Princes of Baden ^ 

his remembrance of the many kindnesses rendered by 
thyself to him when he needed assistance. 

Gottlieb. [^Counting money\. — Why this, my 
son, is indeed a New Year's present — seventy-five rix- 
dollars. Why, this sum seems almost Hke a small for- 
tune. 

Catherine. — PhiHp, the time was when thy father 
was a well-to-do confectioner It wears the color of a 
dream now, more than a reality. I thank Leopold for 
his token of regard and kind remembrance Yet, it 
casts a melancholy shadow whose gloomy presence dis- 
sipates the pleasure lodged in the gift. When I think 
we once were dispensers instead of recipients of chari- 
ty; many besides Leopold hath partaken of our bounty. 
Gottlieb. — Hold, my good wife; Leopold remem- 
bers this, and, like a sincere friend, (being again quite 
comfortable), wishes to let us understand it, and to ren- 
der us in the mean time a little pleasure by showing 
that though money and success may take wings, a true 
friend always remains the same; would there were more 
cast in his mould. But of ail our acquaintances he 
alone holds steadfast ; I shall drink his health ind to 
the success of all his undertakings to-morrow in a bot- 
tle of Burgundy. 

Philip. Taking his mothei^'s hand^. — Cheer up, 
mother, remember that I have always looked upon thee 
as philosopher ; discredit not thy title ; hath not thine 
own tongue proclaimed that poverty was no disgrace } 
Surely the sun of prosperity will again smile upon our 
house and gladden our hearts. 

Catharine. \_Embracifig Philip'].- I hope so, 
my son, I do, indeed. Yet certainly thou art aware 
that the most sanguine temperament or the most zealous 
person will at times despair; when fate seems con- 
stantly to wear a nebulous contour ; at this climax one 
quite loses patriotism, becoming warped, as it were, al- 
most feeling that all things are a mockery, appearing 
disloyal to heaven and militant with nature. 

Gottlieb. — My dear Catherine, I'm very much 
•afraid that at our New Year's feast a bad companion 
thou art going to prove us ; if I could only persuade 
thee to follow my plan of taking a little wine now and 
then, much of thy misery wouldst thou escape ; a mise- 
ry, it seems, thy fretful mind (for I fear, me, 'tis so 



(9r, A Neiv Year s Eve, &c. 13 

grown), is now heir to ; but, dear wife, let's change the 
subject to something more pleasant to our Philip's ears. 
[ Turning to Pliilip\. My Son, how is little Rose, and 
how is her mother ? Hast thou seen thy sweetheart 
lately ? But pshaw ! that's a question most useless, for 
thou hast certainly beheld her many times since last 
Sabbath. Have they succeeded in their new venture ? 
Phillip. — Very well ; better than they could have 
anticipated under the circumstances, for thou dost re- 
member that when Rose's father died, her mother and 
herself became involved in one difficulty after another, 
until they were forced to mortgage their cottage. But 
the little school which they have lately inaugurated, 
Rose hopes will be the means not only of liquidating 
the claim ot the mortgagee, but leave them a fair com- 
pensation besides. Rose teaches the older scholars, 
white her mother presides over the ' Kinder-Garten." 
Rose and her mother bade me say that they were com- 
ing to spend the da3^ and dine with us on the morrow. 
Good Leopold told^me to inform thee that he would 
have business that would bring him in the vicinity of 
our house this evening, and that he should claim its 
hospitality for the night, and be happy to make one of 
the number at our New Year's dinner. Father, {takes 
two parcels from coat-pocket'] though I'm no apologist 
or disciple of smoking, yet, knowing that thou dost like 
the " weed " to enjoy. I do present thee with this Ham- 
burg pipe. Here's \tiirning to Catherine^, something 
for mother, too, in the way of a pair of ear-rings and 
breast-pin. I wish I were only able, my dear parents, 
to present ye both with tokens more befitting the love 
I bear thee. 

[.Tj;tlieb and Catherine bjth exa nine their presen.s, looking exceedingly 
pleased]. 

Gottlieb. {With emotion]. — P-h-i-1-i-p — ahem, 
t-h-o-u a-r-t a g-o-o-d b-o-y. W-i-f-e, w-h-a-t-'-s 
t-h-e m a-t-t-e-r w i-t-h t-h-e fi-r-e, s-u-r-e-ly i-t 
s-m-o-k-e-s, I f-e-e-1 m-y e y-e-s s-m-a-r-t as i-f, 
ahem, P-h-i-1-i-p, t-h-i-s i-s a fi-n e p-i-p-e. 

Catherine. — My dear, dear son, thou art the de- 
light of our old age. May heaven reward thee, 1 can 
give thee nothing better in return for your kindness 
than a mother's fondness, a mother's prayer — a prayer 
that thy heart shall always be pure, and true, as it 
now is ; possessing a clear conscience, ye will be rich — - 



14 The Two Princes of Bade 72^ 

rich in a wealth that counts on high ; 'tis a 
balancing in value the showy pomp of sceptered prin- 
ces. 

Gottlieb. — Philip, if thou hadst been like some 
sons, saved thy money for thyself, thou might have 
married Rose this many a day ; but take comfort, lad, 
we are old and feeble, thou'll not have to be troubled 
with us a great while longer. Out of nine children 
thou art the youngest, and the only survivor ; and thou 
— now thirty summers do reckon by the calendar — sure- 
ly the sands of our lives must be nearly run when the 
baby hath encompassed this cycle. 

Philip. — Father, what art thou talking of.^ Rose is 
dear — yes, dearer than my life But I'd give up this 
priceless jewel were she a hundred times as dear, rather 
than desert thee and my darling u other. I prithee 
think not for one moment that I could be as bare as to 
desire the abbreviation of thy lives by hoar); headed 
Time ; much as I love Rose, the hour that takes my 
parents from this earth will be to me most sad. 

Catherine. — Thou art right, Philip, loving and 
marrying are not in the Holy Commandments, but to 
honor thy father and mother is a sacred duty enjoined 
on thee by the Supreme Being. But Rose—how does 
.she entertain this long waiting } 

Philip. — Take no thought of Rose on that particu- 
lar point, for she will be but twenty on the fifteenth of 
next March. Ye remember by the Romans called the 
" Ides," (the day on which great Caesar yielded up his 
lofty soul), she can well afford to wait, thou dost per- 
ceive, especially when she loves me and knows that 
her affection is reciprocated ; when she is fully aware 
that I idolize lier, Rose hath sworn to wed no man but 
me, not if he were a belted Knight, or heir to the 
throne of the Margrave. But come, tell us what thou 
dost intend to have in the way of eatables for the 
morrow's feast. 

Catherine. — Well, let me see — boiled venison, fried 
fish, a little pig roasted, with plenty of dressing ; par- 
snips, turnips mashed in milk, pickled tongue and on- 
ions, and a bouquet of flowers for ornament. Ah ! 1 
forgot to mention bread, butter, rolls and doughnuts. 
This I think is a very — or rather will make quite a com- 
fortable meal. Cider and apples, too, with cracked 



(9r, A Afew Year s Eve^ &c. 15 

nuts for desert. Philip, 'tis because thou art so good 
a son that we are enabled on the morrow to set so 
plentiful a table, and — 

Gottlieb.— Don't forget the Burgundy. An enter- 
tainment without Burgundy is no entertainment. The 
best I ever remember having tasted, was some rare old 
stuff, presented *o Stover just about the time of his 
marriage with Florence Steinberg. Poor Leopold, he 
did not Ic'Og enjoy conjugal felicity. Yet I can never 
bring myself to think that Florence and Parson von 
Beecherton eloped. Its too dreadful to be credited. 

Catherine. — Yes, Gottlieb, that was a sad affair. 
But though I do believe they did elope, yet am I of the 
opinion that that handsome insinuating housekeeper, 
Lydia Brutzan, who abided with them then, was at the 
bottom of, and the cause of, all the mischief, that befel 
Leopold and Florence. 

Philip. — The Parson was a disgrace to his cloth. 

Gottlieb. — To contemplate thus, were to think 
too dismally. Beecherton was a minister. I cannot 
couple such a crime, with such a calling. 'Tis said, he 
was an ill-behaving man, P'll admit; but such a deed as 
this — Oh, no; 'tis too terrible. 

Philip — Father, set not so great a store on call- 
ing, — 'tis not that which makes the man; no, not even 
in religion. The wearers of sacred gowns are but men, 
and according as they are base or virtuous, so shapes 
the faith. Too often religion is assumed the surer to 
veil dark purposes, or a greedy thirst for power; better 
backed by the superstitions of over zealous and too 
credulous satellites. Yet there are those on whom the 
sacerdotal robes do fall; whose lives are hallowed, and 
whose works of goodness o'ershadow the land; who 
teach the'creed of the Holy Nazarene after his own iash- 
ion (divested of all that pageantry and mummery util- 
ized to awe petty and unthinking minds, mere, chicanery 
which has for its birthplace the brain of ambitious 
churchmen)- These true disciples elevate their calling, 
though that be to preach the Gospel. For the faith 
may be perverted, but they can never be. Father, im- 
measurable as is the difference, yet remember, a just 
man takes rank after the Deity. 

Catherine. — Philip, an orator art thou. 

Gottlieb. — Philip, thou art a wise boy;and if thy 



The Tivo Princes of Bade 



mother and I avoid the summons of the Death- Angel a 
little while longer, we shall behold thee a great man. 

Philip. — If I did not know it were my dear parents 
who spoke thus, I might attach unto myself a conse- 
quence undue. I greatly fear that the fervor of thy love 
blinds thee both to my imperfections. 

Gottlieb. — Well, my son, thou hast few imperfec- 
tions; yet I'll not attempt to debate with thee upon the 
subject; but there's one thing I will say, and that is, I 
will hold thee to account if on the morrow the Burgun- 
dy does not grace our festal board'^. 

Philip. — Never fear, father, thou shalt have Bur- 
gundy on the morrow; I promise thee I shall see to it 
myself. I— 

Catherine. — Nay, Philip, I spread the cloth, and 
we'll partake of supper first, and then — 

Philip. — I have supped with Leopold. Mother, I 
shall be back in a few minutes Have father's staff,horn, 
and great-coat ready, please when I return; as for the 
watch, it will be more of a pastime than a hardship to- 
night, as there will be a considerable amount of merri- 
ment going on outside. From the appearance of things, 
masqueraders will do a lively business. 

SECOND SCENE. 

Scene. — A street (front prospective). — -Enter Rose and Wid )w Marbury L, 
arm-in-arm 

Rose MarbuRY. — O, what a lovely night. I am 
so glad the snow has stopped falling. Dear mother, 
thou needst not accompany any further, it'll be but a 
few steps to Matilda's from here- Lonely I shall not 
feel, there are so many out. 

Widow Marbury. — As ye wish, my child But 
who at Matilda's are invited to bring in the year.^ 

Rose. — Only a few young people who dwell hard 
by. Philip, of course, was invited, along with myself. 
But, as he informs me (by message) he must watch to- 
night for his father, it will be impossible for him to at- 
tend. 

WiD. Mar. — Then I suppose Maurice Minzesheim- 
er (Matilda's chosen one), v/ill escort thee home. Well, 
Philip will make no objections to this, feeling he hath 
naught to fear from an engaged young man. Besides he 
holds Maurice in high favor. 



Or, A New Years Eve^ &c, 1 7 

Rose — It will not be necessary to trouble Maurice, 
as Philip has arranged it (so he says in his note), with 
Corporal Vollensdorf, so that he will be relieved in 
time to escort me home. The Corporal will dismiss him 
just after midnight, one square from the Cathedral of 
St. Gregory, where thou know'st we are to meet. I'm 
to follow him until he is relieved, after which on his dear 
stout arm I am to lean, and — 

WiD. Mar. — [Laughingly] Like two turtle doves 
walk home. 

Rose. — Thou hast said mother, O, how proud I feel 
when Lthink that I, Rose Marbury, a poor peasant g'lrl, 
have won the love of such a splendid man as Philip 
Montagna. Well, mother, we must part now, or I shall 
be late at the gathering. 

[Rose and her mother en bi?ce and k ss]. 
[Exit. Widow L. Rose. R.] 

THIRD SCENK. 

Scene. — A semi-suburban view. Enter L, Philip as bell tolls the hour of ten. 

Philip. — [With horn.] Toot-toot-tu, toot-toot- 
tu. toot-toot-tu. [Calls ] Ten o'clock, and all is well. 
[Sings : 

Ye are warned of the hour by the loud-throated bell, 
But it's only the watchman knoweth all is well, [horn ] 
Toot-toot-tu, Toot-toot-tu, Toot-toot-tu. Thank good- 
ness, the time speeds so quickly by; soon my darling 
Rose shall — 

[Enter Prince Julien R.] 

Pki.vce Jul. — I've caught thee at last, my lad, and 
right glad I am sir. How thou has eluded me so long, 
I canno; understand. I've been following thee for near- 
ly h'llf an hour, yet have not been able to gain thy side 
until this present moment. 

Philip.— Well, what wouldst thou with me. I 
know thee not. 

Prince Jul.— Strange would it be if thou shouldst 
know me, masked as I am. 

Philip. --The full intent of my words ye take not. 
Know 'tis the duty of a city watchman to recognize 
neither friend or foe when on guard at night, unless the 
foe be not personal, but an enemy of the State's good 
laws. Recognizance in this case means arrest; a friend 
can only be recognized if he has something of moment 
•to impart. The law covers masked or unmasked per- 



1 8 The Tzvo Princes of Bctden^ 

sons, I have said, and it will be well for thee to wci^h 
thy speech. 

Prince Jul. — That will be impossible, Sir Watch- 
man, as I have not at hand the required scales. 

Philip. — Thy facetiousness. Sir Mark, may pro- 
cure for thee the guard house. Know that when ye 
mock at me ; thou dost affront the statutes. 

Prince Jul. — A truce with thy severity; good 
friend, and list ye a moment to what I shalt say. It will 
be as much of a surprise to thee as were the contents of 
th^ " Wonder Box'' to Pandora. Now pick up thine 
ears. Thou art a city watchman. Well — 

Philip. — I at least wear the uniform, and act in 
the capacity of such, for the time be'.ng. 

Prince Jul.— -Well, what ! propose is, that we ex- 
change places and garments for the remainder of thy 
watch, re-exchanging at the great entrance of "St. 
Gregory's " at a trifle before midnight. 

Philip. — [Looking amazed.] What art thou driv- 
ing at.'' surely thou hast been hobnobbing with I^ackus. 
Why man if I were to engage in this nonsense with 
thee, naught but trouble to both of us would come of 
it. 

[Philip essays to leave, but is grasped by the arm by rhe Prince and di- 
tained]. 

Prince Jul. — Stop, good guardian of the peace. I 
swear on the honor of a gentleman that nothing detri- 
mental to thee or thine shalt happen. If thou wilt but 
grant my request I promise thee a rich reward. Come, 
now, thou art a jolly fellow and won't refuse me ; I- 
like thy face. I do, indeed. 

Philip — [Aside.] I'm half inclined to let this man 
have his way. [Shivers.] This is the coldest night 
I've ever experienced. 'Twill be unwatchmanlike, I 
know, but oh how nice it would be to thaw myself in 
some cosey tavern over a pot of sparkling beer. — 
[Aloud.] What if I should grant thy request } 

Prince Jul. — I'll vote thee a gentleman, and I'll 
double the reward that I was going to bestow on thee ; 
give me the circumference of thy "beat" and lets pro- 
ceed to business. 

Philip. — Knoweth thou the duties of a watchman } 

Prince Jul. — I rather think I do. but if I should^ 



Or, A New Years Eve^ &c. 19 

make a misstep be assured that (as I have already told 
thee) no harm shalt befall thee or thine. That I will 
keep my oath and have power to back my word. 

Philip. — [Aside.] Some gentleman of the Court 
desirous to have a bit of a lark. I'll warrant. [Aloud.] 
This is the Eastern District, my " beat" takes in the 
"Boulevard" to "St. Gregory's" and a square on 
either side; prove to me that thy knowledge of this 
watch is not pretended, and I'm thine to command. 

Prince Jul. — [Slapping Philip on back] Good, I 
knew thou wouldst turn up a trump. Now mark me. 
The business of a city watchman is to carefully patrol 
his " beat" and keep order. If he thinks it necessary 
he may at any time call to his aid the Gen d'Armes. 
He must call the hour, etc. after the tolling of the dis- 
trict bell, sc as to show that he is faithfully attending 
to his duty. There are twenty three watchmen in each 
district, one of them a sargeant and two of them corpo- 



Philip — That will do, I'm satisfied, ye seem like 
a man of principle, and I think I may safely trust thee ; 
let's exchange now as speedily as possible lest perad- 
venture we be interupted. 

'The Prince now takes Philip's great-coat, hat, horn and staff, and Philip 
receives the Prince's sword, hat, cloalc and mask, Both done hastily. ' 

Prince Jul. — Comrade, here's something to pro- 
cure entertainment wi^h [hands Philip some banknotes] 
while I play watchman. When we exchange at " St. 
Gregory's ," I'll see that thou hast a " tip " worth all 
thy risk. 

Philip. — [Putting aside money ] Thanks good 
sir — I do not mind it. Had I not better stop with thee 
till the next calling, so as to make surety double sure. 

Prince Jul. - (Replacing money.) No. There's 
no need, I'm quite a musician and well acquainted with 
the watch-song, cry and horn blast. Having marked 
them so often. Why I'm a thorough watchman. 

Philip. — But sir, may be - 

Prince Jul.— May bees fly not this season of the 
year Off with thee this moment, or I'll put thee 
in the " Cage." off I say or I'll lock thee up. Pretty 
fellow, proffering instruction to a watchman (Shakes 
staff.) Off — away this instant, 

[Exit Philip R. Prince Julien L]. 



20 The Two Princes of Bctden^ 

FOURTH SCENE. 

Scene. — Ex-erior of the Palace f the Finance Minister. iUumina-cd fr.>m 
top to bjjtom. Enter Julien blowing hjrn vigorously. Palace windovs are 
thrown up and heads peep forth. 

Baron Von Dietz. — Watchman let's have a song, 
chant us a merry ditty, come— a verse or two, and a 
dollar shalt thou have for thy pains. 

Baroness von Dietz.— Kit be original and tell- 
ing, another dollar as recompense I'll add. 

Prince Jul.- (Bowing low.) Gentl men and la- 
dies, it shall certainly be a most telling one -a sort of an 
epic — a poem, of which, I am proud to say, I'm author 
of both song and music (Sings;. 
Ye who are sunk in the lurrows of care, 
Waste not thy time in pulling thy hair; 
But pray aye, pray, to the good St Francis. 
To make ye lord of the nation's finances 
Thou need'st never fear then a bankrupt's po.)r 1at€, 
But dwell in good style, paid for by the State; 
Robbing and stealing to th}' heart's content. 
Showing a foot-pad was thy natural bent, 
Ohl how the people then shall groan. 
Whilst ye pilfer their coffers to stuffthine own. 

Baron v. D. — (Excitedly j Insolent and intoler- 
able puppy ! dost thou affront me m my very strong- 
hold.? Dog. beast devil ! But shou shalt p.iy bitt'.'rly 
for this. 

Baroness v. D. — Thy saucy tongue needs charm- 
ing. Who art thou, fellow.? 

Prince Jul. —(Bowing. )May it pleash thine lord- 
ships un ladyships honors worships I vas only inten- 
shoning to sing yous a nice pooty leeddle song. I be 
Abraham Levi, the pirate of the money market, well 
known to all of yous ladies un shentlemens. 

Sir Abraham Levi— (Angrily. ) Holy Moses! hast 
thou such a lying tongue.? I swear I shall cut it out the 
first time we're alone, t shall run thee through with 
my trusty sword. Wretch, know that I am Abraham 
Levi — Sir Abraham Levi, the banker! 

Baroness v. D --Thou hast most foully offended 
the house of Dietz. Think not that thou'lt escciped 
unscathed, No, by St, Michael, no! (Turns, What, ho! 
Castellan, what ho! 



Or^ A Ne7u Year s Eve. &c. 21 

Baron Von Dierz, the Baroness, Sir Abraham, the guests, headed by th^ 
Casrellan and two of his guardsmen, all rush pell-mell into the street. Th^ 
Castellan fall down striking the pavement. Everybody, except the ladies, falls 
over him as they pass out of the house. Only the Baroness and a couple of la- 
dies leave the house, and th- y, on beholding the confusion, scream and rush back, 
running to the window, look forth, everyone vociferates confusedly. Exit Prince 
Julien R, laughing, and bloAing horn as flats close in. 

FIFTH SCENE. 

Scene. — MaLilda's Cottage. Exte ior view. Enrer Prince Julien L. 

Pkince Jul.— Well, I'm inclined to think that the 
house of Dietz and Levi will hereafter have an aversion 
to watchmen, and the tuneful notes of the faithful guar- 
dians of the night henceforth to their ears most dismally 
discordant shalt sound. 

Enter Rose from D in Cottage C. 

Rose. — Dear Philip, I knew by the clock that you 
must be about passing, so I stole away from the compa- 
ny to talk with thee a moment. Speak low. love, that 
none may weigh our language Art thou not happy } 
Tell me, darhng, does it not give thee joy to see thy 
sweetheart .^ 

PRINCe Jul. — (Aside.) It's evident that all this 
gushing affection is not intended for me. Yet, as I've 
taken the watchman's place, it would be absurd, in fact, 
out of character, not to love his girl — for such she must 
be--besides, I should be shirking a part of his, or rather, 
my duty. Scipio Africanus! but she's a beauty, a most 
bewitching charmer (Alc)ud.) Happy.? pshaw! happy's 
no name for it. (Takes her hands.) Why, I'm way up in 
the twenty-seventh heaven. I'm now in the possession 
of the very beatification of bliss. Who could be other- 
wise than happy in the smiling sunshine ot such an an- 
gel as thou art. Immortal powers ! I thank thee for 
placing in my path so lovel)' a goddess. 

Rose. — Ah, I'm so glad thou dost so love me, 
dearest. It delights me to have thee acknowledge it 
so frankly. Oh, Philip, I do adore thee above every- 
thing I fear me. sometimes, the feeling* that my heart 
contains for ihee is almost a crime, 'tis so vast, so all- 
absorbing. 

Prince Jul. — If it be a ciime to love, 'twas a sin 
for which we are not answerable. But talk not so, the 
ail-wise Ruler of the Universe ordained that man and 
woman should love each other. The great Omniscience 
himself is love. Oh, how beautiful it is to love. 



22 The Two Princes of Baden^ 

Would that we might dwe 1 together to the end of the 
world, and then wing our way to some planet star and 
live forever in this union of souls. 

Rose. —My own sweet dear, thy congue distil s a 
honey more precious than the hi\ e contains, even as 
the perfumed flowers attract unto themselves the bee, 
so doth thine eloquence hold me Oh, Philip, thou art 
the sunbeam that guilds thepath\\ay of my existence. 

Princk Jul. (Aside.) PhiHp certainly possesses 
a priceless jewel in this fair young innocence. She 
hath such a fascination about her that almost persuades 
me to change places with Philip, not only for a night, 
but for all time^to come In all my life I never beheld 
before so much beauty, loveliness and simplicity com- 
bined in any human being, nor would I believed it 
possible if mine own eyes did not now c^bserve it to be 
a tangible fact. 

Rose. (Breaking way.) I must leave thee, now, 
Philip, dear, lest they discf^ver my absence and won- 
der, good-by darling, until we meet again at "St Greg- 
orys," I'll try not to keep thee waiting. 

Prince Jul. (Seizing her.) "Heartsease," \Aouldst 
leave me thus, leave me so coldly, without one fond 
embrace, one parting kiss. No, no, my fairy, this can- 
not be, I must taste thy pretty rosy lips ere we can 
part. 

Rose. Philip I should certainly enter with zest 
into the -spirit of thy desire were we not in the public 
street. You know that I would refuse thee nothing 
within the bounds of propriety. What if some strange 
passer-by beheld us } Surel3', Philip, ye must have 
had a sly glassnoo much at the side door of some tav- 
ern to have grown so bold faced. 

Prince Jul. "Faintheart never won fair lady." 
As for any one seeing us that's out of the question. 
Just let me show thee how easy it's done without any 
one being the wiser. 

Rose. No, Philip, no, thou dost forget that the 
angels' will see us. But but 

Prince Jul. But— Why stop at but— } Ah, 
I have it. But is a conjunction, a conjunction relates 
to a union--a union of what } In this case it must 
mean a union of lips. Now as to the angels. No un- 



(9r, A New Year s Eve, &c. 23 

easiness needst thou give thyself. For they're good 
fePovvs and wouldn't tell anybody. 

Princi- julien now essays to kiss Rose. She attempts to prevent him. K{-. 
ter a slight struggle he succeeds. 

RosF.. Philip, ye must behave better, (releases 
herself), a bad boy art thou getting to be. 

Prince Jul. Why, my sweet precious, there's 
nothing in the Ten Commandments against kissing, 
and, furthermore, when ye wear two such ripe cherries 
for lips, how canst thou blame me, who so love' the 
fruit, for plucking it. 

Rose. Philip, I know thou art not an habitual 
drinker; also allowance make I that this be New Year's 
Eve, yet hearken to my words, and believe me w^hen I 
tell thee the wine cup 's a foe to be feared. Though 
he's apparently a very clever, bright-faced companion, 
whose sparkling eyes. e'en seem to say, ha, ha. Yet in 
his smile lurks destruction, and in his companionship 
degradation and death. He is a tool to the devil. 
The hane;man's employer, and the curse to husband, 
wife and children. Oh, Philip I wish that ov.r pecu- 
niary circumstances admitted of our wedding sooner. 
that I might watch o'er thee. 

Princk Jul. Not wed.^ nonsense, my darling 
lass. By the big boot of Milk Street, I'll marry thee 
to-morrow. Aye, cherub, to-night. This very hour, 
if thou'll consent. Why I'll make it a regular business. 
ril--well, I will anyhow^ FU 

Rose. I prithee stop; talk not such arrant fool- 
ishness. Ah, love. I had a dream the other night. Oh, 
such a dream, it makes me sad to think of it. 

Prince Jul. (Taking her hands.) A dream. Fie, 
thou dost not. I hope, attach much significance to 
dreams } 

Rosp:. No, but then Oh, pshaw, listen and 

ril tell it thee : I dreamed that thou hadst w©n a prize 
in the lottery ; we were both so haopy. Thou hadst 
purchased an elegant garden filled with such a diversi^ 
ty of beautiful flowers, and pos^^essing a spacious hot- 
house replete, w^ith rare exotics and gay plumaged 
songsters, whose notes rendered the place a second 
Eden. Such a fortune it would have been, Philip). 
When I awoke suddenly, I felt so wretched and misera- 
ble, I wished I had not dreamed such a happy dream. 
Thou hast nothing in the lottery, love, hast thou ? 



24 The Two Princes of J^aieji, 

(Looking wisttully). Ha'e ye really won any hing, 
dearest ? The drawing took place to-day. 

Prince Jul. How much must be the measure of 
my gain to pursuade thee into marrying me this very 
week } 

Rose. A gain of eii^^ht or ten thousand dollars, 
would--goodness- -but that's a great fortune. Say three 
or four thousand. This would buy a very pretty place 
in the suburbs, leaving unto thyself some goodly hun- 
dred beside. 

Prince Jul. What if it were five thousand 
sweetheart ? 

Rose. Darling is it true ? Is it a bright reality.? 
Don't deceive me, it would be cruel. Worse than the 
wrack. Thou hast had a ticket and ye have won ; will 
they pay thee forthwith } Tell me, Philip .? 

Prince JUL. Yes, seraph, I've won. 1 now place 
my luck in thy hands (presents a purse) for safe keep- 
ing, 

Rose. (Accepting purse.) Philip, embrace me ; 
thou mayest kiss me, too, if thou like. 

Prince Jul. (Mockingly.) Oh, but it's wron'j^ to 
osculate in any place but the parlor, and there only 
when we're alone. Some one may observe us, and that 
would be dreadful. (Shaking finger.) I fear me thou 
hast taken too much New Year's Kve. Beware of the 
wine cup, 'tis a scurvy skunk, a very polecat to the 
breath. It will cause thee to perform antics that would 
make the devil grin, and the angels weep. It breed- 
eth blear eyes and a red nose, ending in a case for 
young doctors. 

Rose. (Smilingly, w'lile pocketing money). Thou 
art a saucy fellow to poke such fun at thy sweetheart. 
Yet, 141 forgive thee. There's no harm to kiss now, 
as the moon is under a cloud. It's only when she 
shines lorth, Philip, and as for the angels--well. they 11 
rejoice at the happiness of two true loving souls. 

Prince Jul. Thou art as ready with th) tongue 
as is my father's jester. I mean as is the Margrave's 
fool. (Aside.) By Lucifer I must be more guarded. 
(Aloud.) Thy budding charms are enough to^ make a 
hermit fc»rget his vows. (Embrace and kiss ) Precious 
thou'U make a most bewitching bride. (Aside.) Un- 
der all her guilenessness I do observe an eagerness 



Or, A New Year's Eve^ &c, 25 

most pleasing. Playing watchman is quite to my taste, 
I think I'll act substitute for Philip very often. This 
girl will afford merry entertainment. (Aloud.) This 
then makes thee mine, (places a ring on one of Rose's 
fingers) my own (kisses her hand) my sweet one. . '~ :] 

Rose. No, not this petty bauble, this gewgaw, 
this bit of something, yet nothmg. 'Tis the passion I 
bear thee that makes me thine. This bijou wears but 
the analogy of a witness to a bond. Why, man, if thou 
wast not my own clear, dear Philip, my darling Ipver, 
the wealth of Croesus could not possess thee of my 
heart's affection. 

Prince Jul. — Not if I laid it at thy feet, a 
Princes" coronet to keep company with the riches of the 
Athenian whose name ye just spoke. And yet were 
not thine own dear, dear Philip. 

Rose. — No, I'd hurl the money and the coronet 
back to thee, for none but my Philip shall have me to 
wife; to clasp in fond embrace, to revel in the warmth 
and ardor of a bosom that's big with love. But I must 
hie away, dear, or they will mark my absence, good-bye, 
darling. [Both kiss at each other with hand.] Good- 
bye, 

[Exit Rose C. into cottage.] 

' Prince Jul [Shrugging shoulders.] Well, it's 
decidedly apparent that this girl is rather spooney on 
her Philip. Yet I think I'll have to study up her case, 
for the witch even excels my elfish cousin Louise, and 
such a possibility I once conceived could not evist. 
But this is hardlv fair judgment. Louise is dark, 
whilst this bouquet of charms hath hair like the first 
blush of the morning sun. Poor cou.-in, she's a good, 
true woman, she imagines that I care but little for her; 
if she could only look into my htart she would not 
think so. After Ive sown my wild oats I'll settle 
down with little Vesie. It's a pity this* peasant girl is 
not one of the ladies of my Fatlier's Court, then there 
would be some chance to win her over to my purpose. 
This, I must confess, is not saying much for Court 
Ladies, But suppose — pshaw, the idea of a peasant 
girl standing proof against the love of a Piince, non- 
sense. I'll have her as sure as fate. i^Vom what I've 
seen of women, it's my opinion that you're only to 
flatter them, and make them presents, and then — well, 
the rest is only a matter of time. This Cottage Queen 



26 The Two Princes of Baden ^ 

hath the handsomest face and the most enticing form 
of any female that ever led me into mischief, I won- 
der what her name can be ? Surely it must be a very, 
very euphonious one. By all the gods, at once, she 
shall be mine, even if I'm compelled to offer her mor- 
ganatic marriage. Louise to this cannot object, and if 
she does, why — well I'll have to exercise a little au- 
thority. Ah! footsteps, [Listens.] Coming this way, 
(Steps to R.) 

[Enter Paddy Yorick from L. I.E., and Professor Wiscmann R. I. E. , 
both in great haste, jostle each other with force, then stagger abc.ut and stare 
at each other for a second.] 

Paddy Yorick. (Seizing Prof. Wisemann's 
hand.) Be heavens but its yer self. Ther top ov the 
avenin' ter ye's. (Shakes Professor's hand vigorously.) 
But its meself that's powerfully glad ter mate ye's. I'm 
■jist on the road ter yer house, sure, and it's mighty 
happy I'll be when I git there, for it's outrageously 
thirsty I am. Bedad, but its meself that knows who 
kapes ther genuine stuff, the rael owld crature, and 
whose not maine wid it ither. (Suddenly.) Begobs, 
but what have ye in yer bag. Whare the divil are ye's 
goin wid it ? 

PrOFh^SSOR Wisemann. (Making a wry face.) 
Pleased am I to meet thee Paddy. (Releasing his 
hand.) But as I have occupation for my fingers I'm 
of the opinion that they are safer out of thy reach. 
(Examines hand.) " Shamrock," thou hast too much 
feeling in thy friendship. Would'st know where I were 
going.? Well, I was going to the nocturnal meeting of 
the " Fossil Cranium Club," to which ye know I am 
the Professor of Fossilology. But as I have met thee, 
I shall defer it to another meeting. As to what I have 
in my bag, I'll answer thy interrogation by a question. 
What hast thou in thine } 

Paddy. — Ye's remember, I suppose, after I had 
obtained the skulls of Sazer, Olexander and Tamber- 
lain, ov promising me a goodly sum ov money if I pro- 
cured for ye's the skull of Shakespoke, or Shakespeare, 
as the thoroughbreds call 'em. 

Prof. W. — Most clearly do I remember, but — 

Paddy. (Waiving his shellalah ) HowJd yer 
whist man, it's not his but I'm after fetchin, its the 
hid, yes sir, the skull ov Shakespeare. (Brings forth a 
skull.) Behowled for yer self. Its just five or six 



Or^ A New Year s Eve. &c. 27 

3^ears now since the longwinded owld spalpean's been 
under the turf. I dug up his hid wid me own hands, 
so I did. 

Prof. W. — This is impossible, Paddy. (Produces 
skull.) See, I already possess that great man's head 
It was — 

Paddy. — An unprincipled rogue ov whom ye's 
bought it thin. A dirty vagabond to palm off such a 
traud. 'Tis amazin tne cheek that some folks have. 
Sure I wouldn't have belaved it ov anyone. Faiks, 
but havn't ye's an idea wiio it was. 

Prof. W — Yes, he sold it to me about four or 
five weeks ago. I fear me it was thyself that was 
cheated, for it was none other than thy father. 

Paddy. (Aside, looking confused and scratching 
his head.) Be heavens, but this takes the starch out ov 
me intirely. (Aloud, suddenly.) Begobs but I have it, 
ha-ha-ha, sure, en its as plain as me sherlalie. De yer 
mind ther small dimensions ov the ^kuU in yer hand, 
remark ther narrer hocciput, ther undervelloped sinsy- 
put, whare hintelligence is still mite. Forsooth, it's 
Shakespeare's, but Shakes a|5 a kid, a kid about eight 
or tin years owld. Whareas, the wane thits in me 
own hand is Shakes as a man. What more proof do 
ye's want, now. 

Prof. W. — Strange, yet forced am I to confess 
that thou art certainly correct in what ye say. 

Paddy — Right, is it } ov course Pm right, I niver 
was wrong but once in the hull ov me life, and thin I 
was right. Be the powers its the truth I'm after tellin 
ye's. 

Prof. W. — Verrily, I'm in luck; two skulls of 
that mighty Builder of Plays, one when a boy and the 
other when a man. It seems as if Providence hath 
taken science under its especial care, Paddy, I'll 
crack an extra bottle of Green-seal to-night out of 
compliment to the manner in which thou hast labored 
in the cause of learning. 

(They now both put back their respective skulls, each into its bag, draw- 
ing strings.) 

Paddy. — Sure yer honor. Pd die for science. 
Prof. W. [Taking Paddy's arm.] I know thou 
would'st, " Shamrock," I know thou would'st. Com.e. 
Paddy. — Ter ther matein, is it, yer Honor .^ 
Prof. W. — By no means. I'm too elated to dis- 



2 8 The Two Princes of Bac en ^ 

cuss business ; even though that business relates to 
Fossieology. Come, it's to my dweUing we go. 

Paddy. — I'm wid ye ivery time, yer honor. Och, 
bloody nouns, but its meself thit waz weaned upon 
ther bottle, and ther bottle has stuck ter 'r»e iver since. 
rSings.] 

For it's I'm ther boy that's light of heart, 

And love ter drink good wine, 
Who belaves this life was set apart. 
For ter have a merry time. 

(Exit Professor and Paddy, arm-in-arm, R. I. E.) 

Prince Jul. (Coming forward.) Well, what 
next. (With emphasis.) It hath alwa3's been a mys- 
tery to me, how Shakespeare, who possessed but a 
limited education, wrote so wondrously fine, so gram- 
• matical, etc., etc., whilst I. with more than common 
scholarship, find it quite a task to compose my own 
pieces, either in prose or verse, in ver^e especially. 
I'll admit that an ounce of genius is superior to a pound 
of mere book learning ; yet to have written such a 
work as did this British Bard, only through and by the 
assistance of genius, was' certainly marvelous. But 
alas, I have the whole secret discovered. Solved the 
problem The mystery ceases to be a mystery. For 
who in thunder could'nt write, if the)- were a double- 
headed cuss like this Dramatic inkslinger. Ha-ha-ha, 
Oh, what the world owes to learned Professors, to — 
(Bell tolls the eleventh hour.) Ah, !Sir Watchman, 
thou art forgetting thy duty Come, this will never 
do. (Blows horn.) Toot-toot-tu, toot-toot-tu, toot- 
toot-tu. (Calls.) Eleven o'clock and all is well. (Sings.) 
Ye are warned of the hour by the loud iihroated bell, 
But its only the Watchman knoweth all is well. 
[Horn.] Toot-toot-tu, toot-toot-tu, toot-toot-tu. 
Now for some more tun. [Walks L.] No, I'll naught 
to do with this road. [Comes R.] I'll take this street. 
Aye, this is the very route for me. 

(Exit Prince Julien R.) 

SIXTH SCENE. 

vScENE. — A public square. House on either side. A statue of Ethelbert 
C. The river Rhine in the distance. Enter Prince Julien L., followed by a 
crowd of male citizens shouting. Windows are thrown up and females look 
out. On reaching the statue the Prince gives a blast on horn, some of the 
females come forth. 

First Citizen. [To people.] Make room good 



Or, A Nciu Years Eve, &c, 29 

comrades, our friend the Watchman be going to sing a 
bit. (To Prince.) Come, my jolly lad, pipe us a verse. 

(Enter Lieutenant Broadsword R, with a village girl leaning on his arm.) 

Second Cit.— Now good Watchman do thy best. 
Let it come from the heart lad, let it be with a will. 

Prince Jul. (Singing.) 
The traffic in our town is at a standstill, 

And sweet cupid disgusted, the place hath fled, 
For our girls though they strive with eager good will, 
No beaux can they find, whose them willing to wed, 
Though they pencil they eyebrows, and hang out their 
charms, 
And by their vain arts look really quite fair, 
Yet still in the market, they stand with alarm, 

For no man it seems, wants such poor brittle ware. 

Lieutenant Broadsword. (Pompously.) Fel- 
low, darest thou to offer insult to the fair sex in the 
presence of a soldier, an officer and a gentleman. 

Second Cit. — Mr. Lieutenant, the Watchman 
hath sune the tiuth, ave. the truth to the letter. That 
jade by thy side is a most convincing proof of what I 
say. 

First Cit. — Yea, yea, thou sayest correctly 
neighbor. The devil fly away with all deceitful worricn 
say I. (Throws down his hat and stamps upon it in a 
rage.) If I had my way, Pd treat them after the 
fashion of the Mahomedans. 

Village Girl. (Aloud.) St. Nicholas. (Aside 
to Lieutenant as she hides her face.) That old man 
is my betrothed husband. 1 thought he was off for a 
month's sta).. What shall I do.? Oh, what shall I do } 
Pll surely lose him. Al! his money will now go to 
some institution. This is too bad ; why did'nt the old 
fool remain where he was. 

First Cit. ^Shaking his finger at maid.) Aha, 
thou art caught at last my saucy minx. It seems my 
face is known to thee Why art thou so excited } 
Aha, ye know fulPwell. Is this the manner, is this the 
way an afifianced bride, aye a woman engaged to be 
married should act } wandering and gadding about 
town late at night with a stranger, a man totally un- 
known to thy betrothed husband. On the morrow thy 
good father and u. other shall hear of this ; henceforth 
I'll have nothing more to do ivith thee. From this 
hour we are two. 



JO The Tzuo Princes of B.i.ien^ 

Third Citizen. — My venerable friend I wouldn't 
give that brazen piece a moment's thought. 1 he trulls 
not worth making a fuss about. Remember, there's as 
good fish in the sea as ere was caught. For a wife I 
wouldn't have yonder Jezabel, not if she was as rich 
as Solomon. I'll admit she hath face and form beauti- 
ful enough to tempt a man to sin, but not to marriage ; 
she's too bold. She's not a w^oman, she's a thing ; a 
thing to be at once despised and pitied — despised for 
her baseness, pitied that she hath not a will strong 
enough to resist evil, especially as she knows (and of 
the fact we are fully proven), that " As ye sow so will 
ye reap." 

Lieut. R. [drawing sword.]— I'll strike down to 
the very dust the first poltroon that dares say aught 
wrong of this fair creature, It doth amaze me, that 
any of ye have had the temerity to speak in the man- 
ner ye have in the presence of a soldier, an ofhcer, and 
a gentleman. 

Second Cit. — A right good time, my arrogant 
puppy, will ye have in fulfilling thy bragging words. 

Third Cit. — Both of these citizens, Mr. Lieuten- 
ant, are to me well known, the girl beside thee, and 
that old man yonder ; I can vouch for the man being a 
worthy person, but as for that female, all that I've haid 
I'll firmly adhere to, for know ye, sir, I never speak 
hastily, or without proof. Furthermore, 1 too endorse 
the Watchman's song. The reason ol its truth is this . 
The women are getting stuffed up with ridiculous no- 
tions. They think of nothing but finery. Pla.n trades- 
men refrain from entering into marriage, for fear the 
venture may swamp them. Who wants a giddy-headed 
wife, whose only thought is parties, balls, and dress. I 
believe in luxuries, and pleasant entertainments, if one 
can afford them, as much as anyoody, but 1 don't think 
it shows a wise head to make a god of such things. 
Besides, a wife should have some tunc to give to her 
husband. They were bad enough, but ever since you 
soldiers have encamped in this quarter of our ciiy 
they've gone crazy. It disgusts me to see what fools 
they make of themselves over the wearer of ?.n epau- 
let, no matter whether under his gaudy uniform beats 
the heart of a cur or a villain; they're entirely given 
up to show They can't seem to realize that ye " sons 
of Mars" are but toying with them. What's a soldier 



(9r, A New Year s Eve. &c, 3 1 

want with a wife, when he can get one in every town. 
Until this nonsense be done away with there'll be a 
large addition to the sisterhood of spinsters. 

Second Cit. — I've little faith in women. I'm in- 
cHned to think that some of them are content with the 
groove in which affairs now run. In fact, I'm of the 
opinion that a goodly number of the spinsters of this 
town are married old maids. 

Male citizens laugh 5 female citizens rush into houses, and sally forth with 
brooms. The Lieutenant brandishes his sword, which is knocked out of his 
hand by the Staff" of Prince Julien. The women beat the men with their 
brooms, everybody vociferates confesedly. The brooms are, afi-er a struggle, 
taken from the women, who are chased into their houses. Some of the men 
sieze the Lieutenant, and divest him of his outer garments and trappings, others 
procure a large blanket, in which they place him and toss him high in the air. 
Prince Julien siezes the Village Maid by the waist, with one arm, and exits 
with her hurriedly. R. 

SECOiND ACT— MRST SCENE- 

ScEN . — Front view; high gaidcn walls of a mansion ; a gate C gable and 
rear of the Palace boldly visible, surrounded with trees ; enter Philip. R. 

Philip. — Have I done right in exchanging with 
this gay and frolicsome stranger, Pshaw ; have not I 
his word of honor, his promise, that no harm should 
befall my house, no matter what transpired. Surely 
he'll keep his honor unsulUed, he will not insult his 
own word. He evidently is a gentleman, and a man of 
influence. Well, there's no withdrawing now. I think 
the best thing I can do 

Enter Count "Wortenburgh C. from garden gate, bows, then rushes up to 
Philip. 

Phij^IP [aside]. — What fantastic devil is this. 
[Aloud-] Stand out of my way fellow, I would pass 
on. 

Count Wortenburgh.- My gracious lord, in the 
deep meditation of thy royal mmd thou hast noticed 
not the locality, and were about unintentionally to offer 
me an affront by passing my house this New Year's 
eve without entering. I did not know thou hadst re- 
turned from the wolf hunt in the Black Forest, or I 
would have sent Your Highness an invitation to the 
masked ball. But fie, my lord, there needs be no cer- 
emony between us, for ye know full well ye are always 
an honored guest, come when ye will. 

Philip — Wherefore Royal Highness me ; I am no 
gracic>us lord. Stand aside, sir, and let me pass. 

Count W. [bowing ] — Thy pardon, Prince. Yet 
if thou hast a desire to remain incognito your Excel- 



32 The Two Princes of Baden ^ 

lence will remove that well-marked star, your High- 
ness ; its a very telltale, a spy upon thyseli. 

(Philip takes off hat and attempts to remove star from it.) 

Count W. — Stay, Lord Julien, I only spoke of 
the star to show thee that I know thee, for, assume 
whatever garb ye may, I'll recognize thee in it. Thou 
canst not disguise thyself from me ; Td know thee if 
only by thy noble presence. Yet if it were possible 
for me to have a doubt as to thy identity, the very at- 
tempt of thine to conceal the star upon thy hat would 
settle it. [Laughs.] You see, good Julien, there's no 
use of denying thyself to me. 

Philip [aside, replacing his hat]. — So, so ; its the 
wild young Julien with whom Fve exchanged. By St. 
Michael, he stated the truth when he said Fd nothing 
to fear. Ah, I grow bold, We shall now see v4io 
plays his part the best, Julien or Philip. From this 
time until I abdicate at " St. Gregorys,'' (unless I 
stumble o'er the Margrave), lam Crown Prince of Ba- 
den. (Aloud.) Sir, our Excellence awaits thy plea- 
sure, and admits all ye have said. 

Count W. — Let us enter by the rear gate, here, 
as I came. Does your Hi;^hness intend to participate 
in the dancing .? 

Philip. — No. You see I have on my riling 
boots, and, therefore, have no place in this worthy 
trifling. 

Count W. — Your noble Honor will play, then. 

Philip. — No, neither can I partake of that sport. 
I have not sufficient money with me. 

Count W. — By St. John. Why, my best of 
friends, does't thou suppose that Count Wortenburgh 
hast forgotten the many. services rendered him by 
Prince JuHen.^ Here, my Lord, my royal brother, 
(puts a purse in Philip's pocket), accept this and pay 
me when ye like. Now thou art armed for ihe fray ; 
come 

(Count Wottenburg now leads Philip through garden gate C, and closes it 
after him. 

SECOND SCENE. 

Scene. — interior of Wortenburg Palace. A grand saloon, brilliantly 
lighted and superbly furnished, a harpsichord L. C., table, R. C. Music heard 
as if coming fiom the Ball Room. Sultan, Sultanesses, Gypsies, Knights 
in armor, nuns, goddessess satyrs, monks, Medes, Persians, Chaldeans, 
Sprites, Peries, Fairies, Soldiers, and ladies and gentlemen in Court costume 



Oi', A New Years Eve^ &c. 33 

all masked. The assemblage Hits in couples, etc., in Conservatory, which 
is arched and situated at the rear of saloon, appearing now and then to en-, 
ter and leave Ball Room. All discovered. 

(Enter Count WorLcnburgh and Philip. R.) 

Count W. — Sir Piince, wilt thou go to the haz- 
ard table, or wilt thou first — 

Philip.— My Lord Count, let's first drink to the 
success of the masquerade ; then sir I'm thine to com- 
mand. 

Count W.— With all my heart, dear Julien. with 
all my heart (Pulls bell cord.) God knows, I 
wish it successful, more ways than one, 

[Enter Servant R.] 

Servant. (Bowing,) Thy pleasure, gentlemen. 

Count W. — Bid the caterer prepare (if he has it 
not ready) a decanter of mulled v\ine. and bring it here 
th}-self immediately. 

Si-.RVT. — Excuse me gentlemen, but if ye ]3refer, 
I'll to the banquet hall conduct }^e both. 

Count \V. — Go to. confound it man, I didn't call 
thee to consult with thee. Art thou the Grand 
Factotum of this house. If ye please, I'll direct things 
to m\- liking, not thine. Do as I have commanded 
thee, and let not grass grow under thy feet. 

(Exit Servant R., bowing.) 

Philip. — Count, when e're it may please thee to 
engage in the joyous dance, let not my society at all 
hinder thee. 

(Enter Seivan" R. wi;h decanrer and "wo wine glasses, on a salver j sets 
v\ine down on table R. C, baws and exits. Philip and the Count now each 
fill a glass. 

Count W. (Holding out his glass.) Here"s to 
the success of the masquerade. 

Philip. (Striking the Count's glass with his.) 
Aye, to the success of the masquerade, a happy ending 
of the old year, and a bright beginning of the new. 

(^Philip and the Count now ' ach drain their glasses.) 

Count VV. My good Lord Julien, I, like thy- 
self, shall refrain from dancing. No pleasure now doth 
this fine sport vouchsafe unto me, even sweet music 
(an art in which ye know I am no Tyro) ; music in 
w^hichJ once did revel, hath no more the power to stir my 
soul. Oh, Julien, Julien, my best of friends, surely 
thou must be acquainted with the why of " Terpsicho- 



J4 TJie Two Princes of Baden^ 

re's lost power to charm me. I have so far deceived 
my acquaintances into believing me h^appy and con- 
tent I gave this ball with sworn Intentions to convince 
those who may doubt. But. on, what a savage jest. 
To be sure I drink and play at cards more than ever, 
but though I seem to be satisfied with the turn of 
affairs, I lie — and the lie is choaking me. I am one 
moment gloomy and taciturn, and the next careless 
and flippant. As a chameleon doth change its color, 
so I change my moods. Oh, bear with my shiftings of 
spirit, for my heart is heavy and joy hath fled me. 

Philip. The language of Nobleman Worten- 
burgh, to me is an enigma, I am not apt in guessino;, 
my good Lord Count. 

Count W. Is it possible, Sir Prince, that thou 
dost not know of my troubles .^ Dost not know that 
the Princess De Albeaux of France, she whom I idol- 
ized, and who I thought sincerely loved me in return, 
hath broken with me ; aye, most cruelly and suddenly.^ 
Philip. I must confess, gentle Sir, that what 
thou hath just now spoken is to me quite cloudy— in 
fact 'tis a mystery. 

Count W. Say ye so ; knowest thou naught 
whatever of what happened me at Mount Blanc } 

Philip. Nothing, my good Lord, noth'ng. Not 
even so much as an iota of one poor hint. 

Count W. Then list, your Highness. You re- 
member that the Queen of Spain paid a visit to the 
Margrave (your father), last summer- somewhere in 
August — and that the Margrave (her consin^proposed a 
trip to Mount Blanc, which proposition was acce{)ted 
and carried into effect } That, along with the rest, the 
Princess and myself were invited, as was also the Ba- 
roness of Walderstein. 1 was unable to go with the 
party, yet, as they travelled the distance in no hurry, 
I was enabled to overtake them just as they were about 
to do the mountain. I did not observe the Princess — 
in fact I dreamed not that she was along, she having 
told me she could not go. The Queen and the Baron- 
ess were the first to greet me Thy Royal relative 
(the Queen) instantly appointed me Cavalier to the 
13aroness. Not being aware of my preference ^r the 
Princess, just as we were about to start, I discovered 
my beloved Charlotte ; yet, what could I do but pro- 



Or^ A New Years Eve. &c, 3 5 

ceed. Which I did, leaving the Princess under the 
care ot their Most Sovereign Excellencies, the Margrave 
and the Queen. For this Charlotte bears me hard. It 
is the cause of her breaking with me, for she hates the 
Baroness, and looks upon her as a rival. She hath re- 
turned my picture and all my letters, demanding a re- 
ciprocity of action. She will not believe that, though 
with the Baroness, my heart was with her. Oh, would 
that I had absent been, when my lady, the Queen, 
stepped foot in this fair city. 

Philip. Thy case is a sad one, Sir Count, thou 
art much to be pitied. Yet, if thou art wise, thou wilt 
take advantage of the present joyous season, and strive 
anew to prevent the budding of New Year's Day on thy 
severed friendship. Do this and thy masquerade will 
surely be a success, and our toast not drank in vain. 

Enter — Princess De Albeaux C, from the Conservarory : unobserved and 
unobserving. Takes off mask on striking -.aloon. Crosses to Harpsichord L. 
C. and seats herself, pretends to be fixing mask as she enters and until ad- 
dressed by Philip. 

Count W. I shall endeavoi- to do so, for she is 
here ; but thinks I know it not. She comes to watch, 
imagining she may discover something between the 
Baroness and myself. She intends (so I have ascer- 
tained by the merest chance) to leave before the time 
for unmasking, so that I shall not be aware of her hav- 
ing been here. (Suddenly beholding Princess.) Ave 
Maria, but here she is — aye, in the very room with us. 
Look yonder, by the Harpsichord, she dc^es not see us. 
She thinks she is alone. 

Philip looks, then crosses to Harpsichord. Princess starts as he approach- 
es. Then arises and fixes her eyes steadily upon him, 

Philip. Be not disturbed, for I come as a friend. 
Neither be ye angered with thyself cause thou art dis- 
covered, for thy lover and 1 knew that ye wert here, 
ere thou didst enter this saloon. Didst thou imagine 
that the loveliness of Princess Charlotte could be once 
beheld and e'er forgotten .^ That a simple mask could 
disguise such grace.? Oh, no, thou hastdeceived thy- 
self, sweet lady, (bows). Madam, I came not to flat- 
ter, but to serve thee. 

Princess de Albeaux, (Sternly) Prince Ju- 
lien (for I know thou art he), a few days ago thou wert 
entirely too bold. 'Tis unworthy of a m^n to spend 
his time as thou dost. I pray you, if thou dost value 



^6 The Tzvo Princes of Baden ^ 

thy peace, never to attempt to make so familiar with 
me again. 

Philip. (Bowing.) Etherious and bewitching la- 
dy, if Julien hath offended thee, I am sorry. See, 
thou canst trust me, I am quiet — quiet as an innocent 
lamb — aye, more quiet than ever ye saw Julien. 

PrincksS DE a. For that I'm thankful, as I shall 
not have to keep guard 'gainst thy attacks, Sir Prince. 

Philip. Take no offence, your Highness, at the 
question Fm going to propound : Hast thou encircled 
thy sweet form in this Carmelite mantle to do penance 
for thy sins ; tell me, fair lady } 

Princess DE A. (Haughtily.) Sir, this can be 
no business of thine ; furthermore, I've nothing to 
make atonement for. It is not well for people to be 
overwise. 

Philip. What, Madam, thy harsh and unfeeling 
treatment of that sorrowing "Brahmin" yonder, ye 
needs do penance for ; 'tis cruel injustice. 

Princess UE A. I understand thee not, my lord. 

Philip. To make my meaning plain, then, my la- 
dy, permit me to inform thee that this Brahmin is none 
other than Count Wortenburgh, the Chamberlain. He 
is as innocent as is thyself in the affair of Mount Blanc. 
He swears upon his soul 'tis true. Thou hast been too 
hasty, my lady. 

Princess DE A. (Looking surprised.) Why 
didst thou not inform me long ere this, oh, cruel, cruel, 
Julien ? What was thy reason for acting in such a 
fashion } Ah, I see. ye thought, through spite, tov.ork 
thine amorous plottings on me, me 3 lady. Sir, thou 
hast yet to learn how a true woman prizes virtue. My 
Lord, thou dost m.uch displease thy noble Father in the 
color of thy actions. 

Philip. I fear me that ye speak the truth about 
Prince Julien. Ethelbert is to good a father. But, 
come, the poor Count will die if thou dost not take 
him back to love. See, even under his mask, how 
easily thou canst discern agony working on his brow, 
and sadness sitting enthroned upon his heart strings. 

Princess DE A. Your grace is an eloquent in- 
tercessor, (with emphasis.) Ye plead Count Wortoi- 
burgh's cause almost as warmly as thou didst argue 
(some thirty days ago) for thine own vile purpose, 



Or, A New Year's Eve^ &c. 37 

witli m\' lovely little mcucl, Henrietta. Thank Heaven 
I overheard thee, for now the child' issafe, Julien, dost 
thou ever think of what a man thou art becoming ? 

o 

Philip. A truce, fair lady ; let bygones be by- 
gones. Let's, like the Indians of that far distant 
land — America, "bury the hatchet.'' 

Princess DE A. Juh'en, here (extending her right 
hand) is m}^ hand. I'll be friends with thee so long as 
thou art with me. But as for the count, I'll forgive — 
or rather renew our engagement, on one condition, and 
that is that he resigns the office of Chamberlain ; it 
brings him too much into the society of Court Ladies 
for my liking. That Baroness — 

Philip. The issue now at stake must be arranged 
and settled on by Lord VVortenburgh and Lady De 
Albeaux. 

Philip now leads the Princess to the Count, and places her hand in his j 
Count and Princess embrace. 

Count W. My Charlotte, my own sweet Char- 
lotte, my darling onxie again. (To Philip.) Sir, thou 
hast made me supremely happy. (Grasps Philip's 
hand.) Julien, henceforth thou can'st not count on a 
truer friend than Wortenburgh. May ye live to be as 
honored as thy father. I'd die for thee, Julien. 

Philip. Stay, Sir Count, die not yet, the lovely 
Charlotte hath use for thee, thou dost owe her a honey- 
moon. I prithee live at least till that's fulfilled. 

Count W. \ i My Lord. 

Princess de A. \ ^^S^^^^^^- \ Your Highness. 

Philip. (Waiving his hand authoratatively.) Get 
thee gone, and on pain ot receiving my displeasure, 
speak not to me again until Hymen hath made ye 
'twain as one flesh. 

Exit Count and Princess C. into Conservatory, Princess remasking be- 
fore making exit. They both throw kisses to Philip before leaving. 

Philip. I wonder how Julien will relish the dex- 
terous manner in which I've manipulated and man- 
ouvered in this case of heart's disease. 

Enter in great haste L. General De Baldwin. 

General De Baldwin. My Lord, where is the 
Rose girl ? 

Philip. [Aloud.] Selling her flowers, I suppose 
[Aside.] Another Court mystery, ril wager. [Aloud.] 
Wherefoie ask me .'^ What is a Rose-girl to me, sir, 



38 The Two Princes of Baden ^ 

I'd like to know ? Man, thou dost most strangely talk. 

Genl. Dp: B. Your grace, she is everything to 
me, sir; she is mv^ wife. My Lord. Fm nearly crazed. 
If thou would'st prolong thy days, think no more of 
her; aye, sir, think no more of her. 

Philip. Suiely, I can think no less about her 
than I do ; as I never thought of her seriously in my 
whole life. This, sir, I'm wiUing to swear to' as a fact. 

Gen De B. Your Highness, I am resolved, my 
course is set ; 'twill be useless to attempt to deceive 
me any more. I have sworn to kill thee if ye pay court 
to my wife any more ; when my back is turned or at 
any other time. I shall find thee out, and I shall be 
sure to keep my word ; I care not for the consequences. 

Philip. Who art thou that talks in this fashion.^ 

Gen. de B. I have the honor to be General de 
Baldwin, a native and a Field Marshal of Saxony. I 
am Count of Leipsic. son of his Highness, the Duke of 
Chemnitz. You, Sir, are julien, Crown Prince of Ba- 
den. Attempt not to deny it. for it is useless. (Pro- 
ducing a. paper.) Behold this 'tis, a missive my false 
wife intended for thee. (Holds it. in front of Philip's 
face.) Read, Sir, read. 

Philip. (Aloud.) Dear Julien, be on thy guard, 
my husband hath suspicion that we have been carnally 
intimate. Phe Dutchess of Trent gives him to under- 
stand that she hath proof of all that transpired at the 
ball, which you remember took place at Sir Eric 
Wiertz's Castle. If I only had the envious weneh by 
the hair for about five minutes I'm of the opinion shed 
repent of meddling with what concerns her not. Yours 
in haste, Juno. 

By St. Stephen, I swear that this was certainly 
never intended for me. I don't burden my thoughts or 
trouble myself in the least about thy wife, or the wife of 
any other man. My Lord General, I'm above such 
villainy. Jealousy hath surely obscured thy perspicaci- 
ty. If thou didst but know me, with such baseness 
ne'er wouldst thou couple me. Again I swear to thee 
that I never have, nor ever shall I trouble thy wife. 

Gen. de B. Art thou in earnest } Can it be pos- 
sible that ye speak the truth^.? 

Philip. Most assuredly I'm in earnest, but re- 
member there are more Julicns than one — at least I'm 



Or, A New Year s Eve^ &c. 39 

net the person for whom this note was written. Be- 
sides the " Juno" who hath signed her name to this 
epistle may not, after all, be thy wife. 

Gen. de B. But, Sir, I am too well acquainted 
with her style of hand- writing to be deceived in re- 
gards to the note. I am confident she wrote it, but 
whether it was intended for thyself, or some other per- 
son, I'm now not so satisfied. 

PPllLIP. Weil, since thou art so determined to 
have it that she hath sinned, I will speak candidly, I 
did wish to shield thy wife from a discovery. The which 
cannot add to thy nappiness. I trusted that the diffir 
cullies that she hath had to pass through to keep her 
sin a secret to thee, might prove a lesson— a lesson 
so severe that she would never repeat her crime. I have 
strongly differed with thee. But now I do inform thee 
I believe she did commit the act cf whicli thou dost ac- 
cuse her, but by all the Gods at once, I swear 'twas 
not with me. 'Tis the fashion of too many wives to 
love somebody in the absence of their husbands. But, 
though it be true, yet am I loth to so acknowledge 'tis 
a high-toned thoroughbred, courtly fashion. That ye, 
like the general run of fast husbands, set up for thy- 
self, and, as a true man, resent it most £cornfully 
when it comes home unto thee. Dost think, my Lord, 
that the male portion of mankind alone have a privil- 
ege to carnal indulgences } In tact have as it were a 
patent right to be lascivious and immoral. If thou dost 
so conceive, thou art most woefully astray; sin is sin, 
and takes its color not from sex. Sir, for the last time, 
I swear I've had nothing to do with thy wife. 

Gen. DEB. Prince Juben is bitter to-night, Sir; 
I will believe thee what thou hast said — that is, I will be, 
lieve to be sincere if thou wilt assist me in getting her 
to leave this place immediately. Persuade her to visit 
her relatives in F'rance. Anything, I care not what, so 
long as she leaves this state. For once out of it, I wa- 
ger my head she ne'er will enter it again. Do this and 
I will bless thee. Seek her out forthwith, y^ur Grace, 
and do it to-night. Ah, I came near forgetting it. she 
has (from what I've discovered of her evening's plan) 
about changed her disguise — appearing now as a Span- 
ish widow. 

Philip. My Lord General, I shall do my be^t lo 
serve your Highness. 



40 The Two Princes of Baden^ 

Gen. DK B. Thanks, Prince Julien, I leave it en- 
tirely in thy hands. (Bows.) Adieu for the present . 

Exit General De Baldwin C, into C^nservary. Returns in haste, and 
rushes off L. 

Philip. Well, I'm certainly doing a thriving busi- 
ness in settling family jungles. Talking is dry work, 
PU take a Httle more wine. (Fills and drains glass.) 
This will loosen my tongue and give me the courage 
requisite to go through with my undertaking, for it bids 
fair Pm to have my hands full. 

Enter Lady de Baldwin C, from Conservatory, approaches Philip stealth- 
ily. Then peers into his face. 

L.\DY DE Baldwin. Ah, Lord Julien, you here, 
really Pm glad — in fact Pm delighted — fortune is with 
me to-night 

Philip. (Aside.) 'Tis the General's wife, as I 
live. (Aloud ) Ye say fortune is with thee to-night. 
That is not strange, fortune ought to travel in the com- 
pany of lovely women. Thou art happy. Well, that's 
as it should be, Beautiful widows find no lack of com- 
forters. Most men think it a bewitching occupation - 
that of consoling and solacing handsome widows Why 
hath the flowers of the rose girl withered so soon } 

Lady De B. What is there my Lord, that does 
not wither } Is it the constancy of man's love for wo- 
man } While passing through the Conservatory with 
Captain Vosburgh a short time ago, I saw thee deeply 
engaged in conversation with a certain Carmelite, and 
whom I knew to be (from the fact that she was unmask- 
ed) the Princess De Albeau; Julien ye are not false, but 
ye are fickle — fickle as the wind that blows. 

Philip. Accuse and berate me if ye will, yet I 
think I can return the accusation, freighted with more 
truth. 

Lady de B. Will your Lordship be so good as 
to inform me in what respect } 

Philip. Why, for example, we'll take thy worthy 
spouse. He loves thee and is proud of thee — admitting 
him somewhat too fast. Yet a good husband hath he 
been to thee. Thou shouldst love him tendei-ly, and 
with more fidelity. A true mother would not tarnish 
her children's birth, her offsprings' honor. 

Lady De B. Prince, thou dost speak truly— a 
grievous wrong have I committed in listening to thy 



Oi\ A New Years Eve^ &c, 4 r 

advances and yielding to thy embraces. I did at first 
repent, and even now, though wearing evil intent in 
my heart, I am sorry — sorry that IVe got in such a 
tangle. But the thing is done, remorse, therefore 
comes too late. 

Philip. No, never too late. Lets repair the mis- 
chief. Lets pour oil on the troubled waters. We'll 
bury the past, and henceforth our actions towards one- 
another shall be guided by the Ten Commandments. 
What say you, my sister, art thc)U with me ? 

Lady Ue B. Aye, with all my heart, good brother. 
Julien, Iwish ihy noble father could hear thee now% it 
would so please him to see his son rise above the lib- 
ertine and tempter. My lord, 'tis true I have commit- 
ted a base act, as has thyself. But ye shall not outdo 
me in making atonement. Right glad will I be when 
this stain upon my escutcheon is hidden in the night of 
time. Gay have I appeared, but my happiness was 
not real, 'twas not solid. A kind of pleasure may be 
extracted from sinfulness, but those who strive for it 
will most certainly be taught 'tis not worth the price 
which they'll be forced to pay. Surely will the can- 
ker worm of conscience gnaw, and make his gnawings 
most tangibly felt. Julien, why didst thou not take ©n 
this mood some nights ago, then, perhaps, I ne'er had 
sinned. God forgive me, for though I've erred, yet do 
I love my husband. Oh, that the past were again the 
luture, that my husband had never left my side. Would 
that Ld never seen a Court, or laid mine eyes upon thee. 
Then no insidious tongue could have misled me. Then 
1 should never have fallen a victim to glut the sinful 
appetite of Prince Julien. 

Philip. Hold, madam, hold, I too cry out *' Pec- 
cavi, Peccavi.' * Yet 'tis written that those who see 
their error, acknowledge it, and strive sincerely to re- 
pent, are not hopelessly lost to proper life, nor all de- 
pravity. I believe with a certain poet, that though 
innocence may fall, and lose her white robe, yet by re- 
pentance may she again become possessed of the self- 
same garment. Mark me, thy husband has returned ; 
he is possessed in some manner of a knowledge of our 
intimacy ; that is, I should say, he hath a misgiving 
that things are not as they should be. I stung him 
somewhat severely, yet I'll wager the stinging will set 

* L. I have sinned, 1 ha\e sinned. 



42 The Tzvo Princes of Baclen^ 

him thinking, and rede und to thy benefit. Further- 
more, I was successful in removing the suspicion from 
— from myself. You see its better he should think it 
anybody than Ethelbert's son. Yet, with a little tact 
we. or rather you (for it rests with thyself, U'^w,) may 
convince him, that he hath fallen into error,- for love, 
though not exactly blind, is a trifle near-sighted. Go 
to him and be true. The fidelity of a wife, a mother, 
is the pride of a famil)', of greater value than the em- 
blazonry carved upon their shields. 

Exit Lady De Baldwin L, as her husband enters R. 

Gen. De B. Dear julien, I saw my wife enter 
here from the conservatory as I left thee, a few minutes 
ago. 1 saw her coming just as I had entered the con- 
servatory myself. That's the reason I returned so has- 
tily and fled by this door, (points to the door through 
which he had made exit). I watched without until 
I saw her leave, and now I'm here to know the issue. 
Is all well— tell me. 

Philip. 'Tis more than well — 'tis most excellent, 
the manner in which things have shaped themselves. 
Friend, thy wife may have erred — and she may not 
have erred. To speak frankly, judging from all I've 
recently heard, I'm inclined to give her the benefit of a 
doubt. I feel it is but fair. 

Gen. De B. Thou hast a big heart after all, Ju- 
lien, my friend, and I am greatly indebted to thee for 
the service which thou hast rendered me this night. 
Oh, by the way, I came near forgetting a prior debt 
(hands a paper) Accept this order on my banker. 
'Tis the sum I lost at cards to you some little time ago. 
E'er this thou should have had it, if I had met thee 
sooner. I leave thee now for my wife, and may Hea- 
ven bless thee. 

Shakes Philip warmly by the hand. Exits C, through Conservatory. - 

Philip [Inspecting paper]. Well, my royal Gen- 
eral, I'm very glad thou hast remembered to pay thine 
honest debt An order on thy banker for live thou- 
sand dollars is not bad to take, especially as this is 
New Year's Eve. This certainly is what might be 
termed a regular windfall. I begin to dread the hour 
when I must return my Coronet and vacate my throne. 

Enter Colonel Bloomingdale, R hastily. 

Col. Bloomingdale. Julien, Julien, my lord. 



Or^ A New Year s Eve, &c. 43 

we are both discovered. I shall Hsh me to one of my 
cannon and blow myself to atoms. 

Philip [aside]. Another noble courtier in the 
meshes of a closely woven trouble. [Aloud.] What 
wouldst thou with me } Who art thou } 

CoL. B. I am Col. Bloomingdale. Her worship 
Theodosia, Mayoress of Carlsruhe, hath this night, aye, 
ten minutes ago, told Gen. De Baldwin's father about 
the joke we played on him a few evenings ago. Prince 
Herman is as mad as a white elephant. He swears — 

Philip. And he is welcome to swear — to the end 
of the masquerade, for aught care I. What says your 
Honor.'' 

Col. B. That there's no use of attempting to 
make light of the affair. It's the worst scrape (or, 
rather, I fear will turn out the worst) that ever we had 
to do with. He declares he'll press us hard for making 
him appear so ridiculous as we did at Epstein's. This 
very night I may be arrested and taken to the fortress 
jail, for he hath sworn to inform the Margrave. No, 
that shall never come to pass. I'll take my life first. 

PlIil>iP. Stay, comrade, there's no need of that. 
Ethelbert cannot be yet acquainted with this secret, for 
thou hast just said Prince Herman hath sworn to in- 
form the Margrave. Hath sworn is an act (we may 
sayj wanting performance to give it shape. The act, 
therefore, (to my mind) is yet in the future tense. It 
has yet to germinate into the preterit before thou eanst 
consider with strict certitude thou art in real danger. 
But how comes it the Mayoress is possessed of all these 
tacts. 

Col. B. 'Tis that what bothers me. Confound 
the witch, I shall be disgraced — I'm lost, lost to my 
profession, if ever your fatlier becomes cognizant of 
this affair, Julien. 1 don't blame the Duke of Chemnitz 
for being incensed, for his back must yet be >oie, and 
well marked and corrugated, as I bestowed upon him 
no gentle cudgelling. I'm lost, and so is the confec- 
tioner's daughter, I'll throw me into the Rhine at 
once. 

Philip. Let not thy mind take much of grief 
on account of the contectioner's daughter, she, like thy- 
self, will come from this difficulty with flying colors. 
Thou art entirely too tragicomic, my dear boy. 



44 The I wo Princes of Baden, 

Col. B. Sir Prince, I prithee not to mock at my 
despair. I tell thee plainly I see no sense in the levity 
of thy last remark. 

Philip. Be more cool and collect my noble Col- 
onel. Don't froth and foam so. Thou wouldst lead any 
one (by cutting up in this fashion) to imagine that ye 
had the hydrophobia. 

Col. B. Prince JulienJ'm astonished — I cannot 
comprehend how thou canst be so damned apathetic — 
so indifferent as to what Tve told thee. If the dutch- 
■ man who performed the part of Necromancer was only 
here he might extract us from our present difficulty, 
for he had a quick wit backed by a ready tongue. As 
it is he's escaped all the troubled of the scrape. I wish 
I were as safe as is that Hollan''er. 

Philip. So much the better tor us that he's not 
to be found, for since he hath hidden himself so secure- 
ly, and as he dare not show his face, nor contradict 
that which we may sa}\ we can, in the easiest possible 
manner, make a sort of scapegoat of him — in fact, 
throw all the blame upon his shoulders. 

Col. B Ah, that would be all very well if we 
could so arrange it, but it will not work, even though 
the cursed necromancer dare not reveal himself Lis- 
ten, the Mayoress dislikes both you and I, and, becom- 
ing possessed of our secret (for the present, it matters 
not how), has, on the first opportunity (which oppor- 
tunity was this very night) told everything to the Duke, 
so of course his Highness has the whole catalogue, 
which reads thus. 

"Prince Julien,being desirous to break off a match 
that had been agreed upon between Prince Herman-- 
Duke of Chemnitz and his lovely Aunt, the Princess 
Maria ; and being informed that Prince Herman was a 
very superstitious man, devised a scheme to procure 
from him something by which he could prevent marriage 
ever taking place between said parties. That in all 
these plottings he (Julien) was assisted by his bosom 
friend, Col. Bloomingdale. That they inveigled him 
into this trap and procured the consummation of it, 
exactly to the spirit of Prince Julien's desire. That is, 
obtained certain damning evidence — which you (Julien) 
now hold against him That not only Prince Julien 
and Colonel Bloomingdale were into the plot. But also 
Captain Hoffman's niece and the confectioner's 



Or^ A Neiv Year s Eve. &c, 4 5 

daugliter ; that a certain conjurer was procured at a 
very consideJ"able cost to manage the trick. That the 
said Professor Schneider (such being his name and ti- 
tle), instructed the confectioner's daughter (who acted 
the spirit, and with whom he was infatuated), how to 
ensnare him. That I was the person who knocked him 
down, cudgelled and belabored him 'til he bellowed 
and yelled like a wild bull. If I had only not carried 
the joke too far, but I was desirous of cooling his pas- 
sion a little for my sweetheart. 'Twas a miserable — an 
infernal business. By St. Paul but I'll throw me upon 
my sword. " 

Philip. Tut, man, throw thyself into the arm's of 
thy lady, 'tis much more pleasant ; besides let -me in- 
form thee its not in keeping with thy noble calling and 
exalted title to talk so of taking thy life — fie, and that 
loo four or five different ways — simply because thou 
hast met with a difficulty in which ye fear ye may suf- 
fer a trifle, or, a little more than relishable. If you act 
after this fashion a real soldier you never would become. 
Col. B. Julien, if thou art my friend make not of 
me, I prithee, a target for thy merriment, l^y all the 
furies, but this is the most complex affair I ever had the 
bad luck to become entangled with. Your Highness, 
I hope ye have the paper safe wherein the Duke did 
sign r,o take the confectioner's daughter to his house 
and keep her as his mistress, after he had married with 
thy relati^'e, etc. 

Philip. 'Tis safe. (Aside.) A most entertaining 
narrative, this (aloud.) Why, behavior of this color 
would be even a disgrace amongst the commonest peo- 
ple. The meanest and lowest citizens who calls good 
Ethelbert Sovereign, could scarcely conduct themselves 
in a worse fashion. 

Col. B. Indeed, my Lord, your Highness speaks 
the truth. 'Tis impossible to behave more meanly and 
vulgarly than the JVIayoress, for we have both always 
treated her with the utmost politeness. As for myself, 
I could swear I never gave her any cause to take such 
a dislike as she seems to hold against me. 

Philip. Then, most noble Colonel, dost thou 
forsooth forget thyself.'' Thou hast given her cause, 
and so has Prince Julien. Are not Julien and I^loom- 
ingdale a couj-)le of reprobates .'' And is that not suffi- 



46 The Izvo Princes of Bade^i^ 

cient to cause for themselves, the contemptand dis- 
hke of so exemplary a lady as her Honor, the Mayoress. 

Col. B. Well, Prince, be that as it may, ye must 
interpose thine influence with thy Royal father in my 
behalf. Come, thou shalt not leave me until ye prom- 
ise. 

Philip. — Where is the Duke, Sir ^Colonel, hast 
thou any idea .^ 

CoL. B. I left Miss Hoffman's mother on his 
track. She will endeavor to keep him from the Mar- 
grave until we have ihit upon a plan of defense. We've 
no time to lose, Julien, Prince Herman, said the Mar- 
grave, should hear of this business ; should be notified 
of the' manner visitoi's are treated while enjoying the 
hospitality of his court, and I tell thee, sir, the old man 
means to keep his word, yet I think he can be quieted 
by the document in your possession. I 

Philip. — Yes, yes, man, o'erleap all incident, an- 
swer me. Where is Prince Herman } 

COL. B. I suppose he's endeavoring to gain 
(quietly) the ear of the Margrave. 

Philip. Great Caesar, and is the Margrave really 
here } 

CoL. B. Yes, he unexpectedly dropped in--I say 
unexpectedly, because he gave out he would not be 
here ; a fact I suppose thou art better aware of than 
myself. He arrived just before I came here — he's not 
in mask. P'rom what 1 saw before I lett, I presume 
he's now about engaging with the Minister ot Police in 
a game of cards. As your Grace is so good at schem- 
ing ril leave everything to thee, my thoughts are too 
mixed to be of any assistance ; I'll see thee at about 
two A. M., as we might be watched. It will not do 
for us to be found together at present ; I hope we'll 
navigate safely throug.i the " Charybdis " of this busi- 
ness, I must leave thee now [Bows.] Adieu my 
Royal friend 

(Exit Col. Bloomingdale C, through Conservatory, hastily.) 

Philip. So so, a couple of merry lads are they — 
this Julien and his friend. By St. Luke — if our good 
Ethelbert hears ofthis, it will be hard to tell who'll be 
wrecked on " Scylla " first, the Civic or the Military 
Prince. For the Margrave will not favor evil doing 
any more in his son than any other citizen. By Jove 
its high time I were again that high functionary, the 



Or, A New Year s Eve^ &c. 47 

•' Cerberus " of the night. I fear me I'ln getting my- 
self and my substitute into a position we'll find too dif- 
ficult from which to extract ourselves. What vulgar 
things are done in. Palaces. What vile actions are 
committed by the rich — with impunity. They to whom 
the poor are taught to look for refinement and moral 
instruction ; they who are termed the upper class— the 
better. By my troth but as actions speak louder than 
words, I should say that they were the lowest class, if 
I'm to consider those with whom I've just been associa- 
ting — people of quality, well — 

(Enter Baijn Stamwitz R.) 

Baron Stamv^ITZ. \\\\ subdued voice — laying 
hand on Philip's shoulder.] All alone my Lord. That's 
good, for I have something private to say to thee, 
something that will benefit both of us. May I have 
the pleasure of your Highness's attention for a moment, 
the business is of a most urgent nature. 

(Philij removes the Baron's hand, then steps back a pace.) 

Baron S. Oh it's all right my Lord — I'm Baron 
Stamwitz, cousin of Baron von Dietz.the Minister of p'i- 
nance, i am the State's Treasurer, I hope your Grace 
enjoyed the Wolf hunt. 

Philip. Well my Lord Treasurer; what com- 
mands hast thou. 

Baron S. I shall speak c»penly and to the point, 
Sir Prince ; I was about broaching this matter to thee 
before thy hunting expedition took place, but I thought 
I had better await thy return, imagining it would please 
thee more, and that thou v^ouldst in thy leasure be 
better able to contribute thy Royal assistance. Your 
Highness must be aware, that there's no one in all the 
broad lands that compose this "Margraveate " snv\o 
take more pleasure in serving thee, than the P'inance 
Minister, and his colleague the Treasurer of Baden. 

Philip. If thy words emanate sincerely from thy 
heart, thc-n I say Juiien is most truly grateful. But my 
mind falls shrewdly to the belief, that there's no de- 
pendence to be placed on the honeyed words of smooth 
tongued Courtiers. Make known thy business my Lord, 
with as much brevity as possible. 

Baron S. Well, your Highness is pleased to be 
severe, nevertheless — be it known to your Grace, the 



48 The Tzvo Princes of Baden^ 

House of Sir Abrahan Levi has applied to us (the Fi- 
nance Minister and myself ), about the fifty thousand 
dollars he advanced your Royal Highness. He says he 
must have the money immediately, or he will apply to 
the Margrave. 

Philip. Will he keep his threat — can't you my 
Lord, induce the old man to wait. 

Baron S. He \^ill Sir Prince ; he will wait about 
as much as will the Goldsmith Brothers, who demand 
that their seventy-five thousand dollars shall be put 
into their hands without another moments delay. 

Philip. Well, I suppose if the people will not 
wait for their money, \yhy I must — 

Baron S. Stay your Highness — be not rash, 
the Minister and I are in a position to relieve — in fact 
to make everything comfortable, if — if — 

Philip. If what, my Lord Baron 

Baron S. If thou wilt agree to the following, you 
see Sir Abraham Levi has bought up immense quanti- 
ties of grain ; a decree against importation, will increase 
the price considerably. By obtaining for Levi the con- 
trol of the market, thou wilt be the gainer, thus : He 
agreeing to pay for the monopoly, fifty thousand dol- 
lars down. To erase thy former debt of the same 
amount, and liquidate the seventv-five thousand dollars 
owing to the Goldsmith Brothers, but everything de- 
pends upon the present Finance Minister and Treasurer 
remaining at the head of the Fiscal Departmet. If Dr. 
Steinberg succeeds in ejecting us from office, we are 
incapacitated from rendering unto your Highness the 
service mentioned. Now all that we ask my Lord, is 
that thou wilt use thine influence with thy noble father 
and have us retained in our present dignities. We 
don't seek the position for the position's sake, or be- 
cause we think there's plenty of money to be made, 
but only to serve your Grace ; for to be candid, Baron 
Von Dietz and myself are tired of office, and if it were 
not that we held your Excellence's comfort and pleasure 
above our ease, we would straightway proceed to take 
rest by tendering our resignation. 

Philip If I comprehend thee aright Sir Treasurer, 
thou wouldst starve the poor a little (I sa^^ the poor, for 
upon them would the burden really fall), in order to 



Or, A New Year s Eve^ &c. 49 

rid me of my debts ; consider, my Lord, the sufferings 
thou wouldst produce. Surely it would never do to let 
this come to the ears of Ethelbert. 

Baron S, We do not pi opose that it shall come to 
the ears of the Mar:;rave, we are of the opinion of 
your Highness most emphatically, as to its being 
dangerous, yet in the fpce of all risks and hazards I 
here state wew'ill take all such burdens on our shoul- 
ders, in fact my Lord, we guarantee to stand for 
everything, of course 

Philip. One moment, please. I cannot see how 
the Margrave's to be inveigled into issuing a decree 
against the importation of grain. 

Baron S. We will manage that quite cleverly — 
aye, by the very love he bears for the people, his coun- 
try. By this, his old hobby. 'Tis the duty of a Ruler 
to. protect the industries of the state over which he pre- 
sides. You see we will make it appear to him that our 
trade in grain is being seriously interfered with by un- 
scrupulous foreign dealers, who are enabled to under- 
sell our countrymen, because they furnish to the millers 
a worthless article at a reduced value. We will request 
executive interposition on behalf of the grain raising 
interest of our land. We will shower him with forged 
petitions from our citizens, of course we are aware that 
after we have seduced the Margrave into signing the 
decree (which we shall take special care to draft with 
our own pen and ink), he will in the course of a month 
(sooner or later) perceive that he has made a mistake. 
(For to speak the truth, my Lord, judging from our re- 
ports, grain of our own raising is more scarce than 
plenty.) Has miscalculated, as it were, that instead of 
an abunndance there is u dearth. That we must look 
elsewhere than to our planters for breadstuff. 

Philip, ^^'ell, whatthen — of course we're all dis- 
covered. 

Baron S. Not so, my lord. We will inform him 
that all was right at first. But, that a strange bug got 
into the cereal and before its ravages could be stopped 
it destroyed the better part of said grain, thus making 
flour scarce and greatly raised in price. 

Philip. When the Margrave sees this he will im- 
mediately annul his decree against importation. 

Baron S. Certainly my dear Prince. But we will 
parry that. We will convince him by false statements 



50 The Tzvo Princes of Baden ^ 

that it will be better to try and conceal our condition 
as long as we can) from our Continental Brothers, lest 
avaricious men take advantage of our necessity. That 
the best thing to do will be to allow Levi the privilege 
of alone importing before the repeal takes general effect, 
the length of said privilege to be left to the discretion of 
the Finance Minister. Now, you see Levi can well af- 
ford to be liberal, backed up in this fashion. The im- 
mense amount of grain which he now has on hand will 
bring him in a tremendous revenue. After he hath 
disposed of what he now has he can import in such a 
manner as to make a good percentage for all concerned. 
When we think we have burdened the people as long 
as we dare, we will abolish his privilege. The whole 
plan is now laid bare to thee, my Lord. 

Philip. A well-schemed plan. What's about the 
length of time requisite for a Finance officer to be in his 
berth before he can get wealth for himself and gold iox 
his Patron } 

Baron S. Well -if he's thoroughgoing and watcli 
ful alter the first twelve months have become as things 
of the past, he may commence to feather his nest, and 
put by something handsome for his backer. You see, 
my Lord, he is first forced to pay strict attention to the 
duties of his of^ce, in order to be able afterwards to 
reap a harvest. To cut a long story short, sir Prince, 
he must first make sure of his latitude before it's plain 
sailing. 

Philip. Then, if the Margrave wishes to have the 
State faithfully and honestly served, he should remove 
the presiding officer of Finance from his station, and 
place a new one in his chair every twelfth moon. 

Baron S. My Lord, I can swear that ever since 
Baron Von Dietz and myself have held sway o'er the 
exchequer the Margrave's Purse hath been lull — al- 
ways full — aye, packed. 

PHH.IP. I doubt thee not. Yet if Ethelbert knew 
the manner by which its bulk was increased, or kept 
plethoric, he'd strangle thee As thou hast said, Eth- 
elbert loves the people. He takes more pride in doing 
right than the wearing of the title of Margrave. Sir, 
thou art a plunderer. The Minister of Finance and 
thyself makeup a sum of knavish qualities that in two 
other monsters could not be found. (Raising his eyes. 



Or^ A New Year s Eve, &c. 5 1 

stretches forth his hands.) Oh, God ! What a scourge 
to humanity are such vermin as these 

Bx\RON S. Now, m)* Lord, this is rude, most bit- 
ter language. Have not we done all that^s possible for 
thee. 

Philip. Sir Baron, thou shouldst have more len- 
ity—more justice for the people. 

Baron S, My Lord, your highness does not 
grapple properly with the subject, thou dost not under- 
stand thine own rights. The people we serve are the 
powers at court. Outside of. the nobility, well, for 
mere mention we'll say the gentry, too, I hold the 
State but as the private property of its ruler. The peo- 
ple necessary only as they augment his pleasures. 
(Bowes.) Have we the honor to lift the weight of debt 
from off your Highness. 

Philip. Thou wouldst know my answer.? Weh, 
then hark ye. No ! a thousand times, no ! Not at the 
expense of the good citizens of Baden. 

Baron S. Well,-! shall not consider this thy final 
answer. I shall interview thy Lordship again about this 
subject, for I feel most certain that ye will change thy 
mind after ye have pondered a bit. 

Philip. Baron, thou art too kind. Thou art ex- 
ceedingly polite, 'Tis a shame to spoil thy little game, 
yet mark me, sir, I shall obey the law and do my duty, 
and woe unto thee if thou dost not the same. Leave 
me, and remember what Tve said. 

Baron S. But, sir— 

Philip. Leave, miscreant, do as I bid thee. I 
wish that all such plotting hounds as thou art were at 
the bottom of the ocean, along with their infernal 
schemes. Leave me, I say. and take this with thee to 
chew upon : — That if thou dost not act according to the 
legal sanctionings of thine office, and also immediately 
lower the tax on grain, and cease while Treasurer to 
have ought to do with the usurer Levi, or any men of the 
same calibre, I shall whisper in the ear of Ethelbert 
such a tale that shall make a flaming furnace a cooler 
place for thee than Baden. Go, before I throttle thee. 
(Stamping foot.) Go ! 

Exit Baron Stamwitz, C. through conseivatory in haste 

Philip. So this is the way our national Finance 
is managed. This, I suppose, is political economy. 



52 The Two Princes of Baden ^ 

These are the kind of men who cast the shadow of 
doubt on many a good and well-intending ruler 'Tis 
strange so wise and observing a man as Ethelbert hath 
not measured yet these whelps, even though they've en- 
joyed their present dignities but six short months. 
Come, Philip, I think the best think for thee to do, is 
to get out of this Palace as soon as possible lest that 
terrible Duke essays to break thy back. 

Enter Henrique Moritz L. just as Philip is about to exit L. They both 
come in contact. 

Henrique. Moritz Prince Julien, at last. 
Well, I'm heartily glad of it for tired I am of hunting 
for thee. I saw your Grace enter here with a Brahmin. 
I saw you from one of the Palace windows. I was sur- 
prised at not having been warned of thy return. Oh, 
your Highness, but I've good news — merry news for 
thee. 

Philip. T must know who thou art, sir Mask, be- 
fore I will hold converse with thee. 

Henrique. I am Henrique Moritz. (Bows.) 
Your Highnesses confidential page, I've merry news for 
thine ears. (Leads Philip dow^n stage.) Oh, Prince, 
that elegant set of jewelry you sent to the beautiful 
opera singer, Del Rinaldo, did the business — worked 
like a charm, the enchanting actress surrenders at such 
a summons. My Lord, she requested me to bring thee 
to her arms as soon as possible, that she might thaidv 
thee with the warmth of her love. Art thou ready, 
Prince } 

Philip. No, fellow, no. 

Henrique. What, dost thou not intend to go ^ 

Philip. Just so, my man. Not one step will I 
take that leads towards her residence. 

Henrique. But the Lady \n\\ expect thee. My 
Lord, sir, it cannot be possible that thou art anxious to 
be rid of her. Come, let me conduct thee to her pres- 
ence. She will weary of waiting. 'Tis not genteel to 
treat a Lady's love so lightly, especially after acting so 
deeply enamoured. 

Philip. Let her wait. 'Twill do her a w^orld of 
good. 'Twill teach her to be patient. Patience is 
rated among the virtues of mankind. 'Tis therefore 
worth possessing. 



Or, A New Years Eve, &c. c^i, 

HENRiQUh:- But, my Lord, you'll lose her. She 
w ill resent this coldness of thine most bitterly. Thou 
dost forget that Del Rinaldo is the most petted actress 
in Europe. Why, sir, people actually fawn about her. 
But, pshaw, all this is stale news to your Highness. 
Yet though she loves thee, beware, for remember she 
hath Spanish blood. 

Philip. Let her resent it if she chooses so to do, 
I care not. For the present she can enliven the mo- 
notony of her vigil bv warbling with her svveet, melo- 
dious voice, some lovesick ditty, or have her tire- 
woman rehearse her in her coming part. Lll not go to 
the " Andalusian,'" but the " Andalusian " can go to 
the Devil. 

Henrique. Why, Prince, hast thou really altered 
th\' mind .^ Well, I comprehend thee not, my Lord, sir, 
for tke last three months hast thou been sighing con- 
stantly for this identical opportunity, and now that it's 
arrived, thou art translated suddenly into an ice-berg. 
Surely this is arrant nonsense. What can have moved 
thee to this course. 

Philip. Let this suffice : The change is my busi- 
ness, not thme. 

Henrique. Aha ! perhaps thou hast other fish to 
fr)-; |:er— 

Philip. Presumesi thou so. Well, what then .^ 
Henrique. Perhaps a " Petit Souper''"^' with the 
Honorable Miss Witherspoon, But, let me warn thee, 
Sir Prince, (though her beauty and extreme loveliness 
of manner may charm thee as it must all men who are 
fortunate enough to possess her acquaintance.) that it 
would be dangerous to attempt anything dishonorable 
with her, for her family's one of the most wealthy, pow- 
erful and illustrious in all the British Empire. Her 
father (the Ambassador) is very devout, and — 
Philip. I suppose the daughter is, too } 
Henrique. 'Tis so asserted, my Lord. 
Philip Well, be the lady what she may, Em not 
seeking the Scotch beauty either with good or evil in- 
tentions. As for the Spaniard, she can do as thou hast 
said of me, sigh, sigh a little on her own account. Mark 
me, I break with her entirely, and so long as thou art 



ittle iupper, 



54 Th£ Two Princes of Baden^ 

my page, and value the keeping of my friendship, never 
presume to speak of that Iberian devil again. 

Henrique. Oh, my Lord, but she's a very " Ha- 
rem Queen," With one exception she's- the most beau- 
tiful woman that ever these optics of mine has had tlie 
pleasure of beholding. Vet, sir, since ye wish it. I'll 
never mention her again to your Highness. Piince, 
now that I read thy mind a. bit this nmch will I venture 
to say ; That, though the Spanisli girl is a poet's dream 
in form and feature, yet she is to imperious. I 'm sure, 
to suit thee rightly. I'll wager a month's salary and all 
the perquisites of mine office for the same length of 
time, that your grace would have become disgusted with 
her ladyship inside of one short month of love. If she 
had her deserts she— 

Philip. (Aside.) I'm of the opinion that a se- 
vere castigation would greatly improve the quality of 
this royal page. Black at heart is he, callous and full 
of festering schemes — a sort of intellectual devil. For 
though base I do perceive much shrewdness beaming 
from his serpent eyes. Not a fit companion for the son 
of Ethelbert the just. iSuch a man is a stumblitig block 
to any reformation in the character of so wayward a boy 
as Lord Julien. 'Tis a shame that the Prince (who I'm 
convinced is not *really bad hearted,) is so plastic and 
malleable in the hands of knavish men. (Aloud.) Des- 
erts in this world, Henrique, are bestovvn by Fortune 
witli a-crooked hand, else many a worthy beggar would 
be a ruler, and many a ruler an unworthy beggar. 

Henrique. Aye, most veritably dost thou speak, 
my Lord, for I have discovered a girl — oh, such a love- 
ly maid ! (Smacks lips.) There's not another in Ba- 
den or anywhere else that'll compare with her, I'm cer- 
tain, she's the exception I mentioned a moment ago to 
the " Andalusian." I would be foolish, Prince, to at- 
tempt to describe her. All that I can say is she's a 
very *' goddess " — such hair — such eyes — such charms-- 
uhm, why, Prince, thou'll go mad on beholding her. 
She's only a peasant girl, my Lord. It grieves me to 
see such an angel abiding in the obscurity of a cottage, 
to be mated and embraced some day by some unpol- 
ished and common man. A fate that it's your grace's 
duty to avert by capturing her for thyself. Such a mis- 
tress as she will make, your Highnes's has ne'er known. 



(9r, A New Year s Eve. &c. 55 

Philip. (Aside.) By St. Peter but the fellow's 
surely speaking of my Rose, for there's no other woman 
in Baden that reaches thi-s description (Aloud.) So 
thou dost conceive (if I'm to judge from thy language) 
that Julien can easily possess himself of this seraph in 
the entirety. Damn me if I argue with thee ! 

Henrique. Saving your presence I say a fig for 
such talk. Julien of Baden needs no assurance from 
me. A grisette — a mere grisette — standing proof 
against the offers of a Prince — a Prince's love. Fie, 
my Lord, thou dost but jest. I've found out by watch- 
ing the place carefully that a certain young yeoman (as 
S:plendid a specimen of manhood as she is of woman- 
hood) is her lover. Yet that amounts to nothing, sir, 
for a litde money and a snug berth would soon cause 
him to relinquish all claim to this " Hebe." She's the 
essence of artlessness, innocence and native grace. 
Thou shouldst see her as soon as possible. 

Philip. And what method wouldst thou adopt to 
bring about such an issue safely and expeditiously. 

Henrique. Listen : Pretend that thou art a man 
of letters — a poet, aye, the bard's the very character — 
the very best one, thou, my Lord, can assume, because 
(grinning) because thou canst grind out a verse if thou 
art put to it. And if it's doggerel, as most of your High- 
ness's poems are, it will matter little, for I'm sure 
slieMl be but a poor judge. She'll think thou art the 
greatest of bards, and fall in love with thee for thy 
verse alone. Yet to make surety doubly sure, thou 
canst be a little lavish, you know, a sort of philanthro- 
pist. Of cotrse, the first thing to be done is to obtain 
board at the cottage— a thing, I presume, very easy to 
do, as they are poor, and therefore want money — watch 
every opportunity to do them kindness without their sus- 
pecting that thou art studying so to do, and in a short 
space of lime thou wilt be highly esteemed by them. 
When this juncture arrives thou canst consider thy 
plans have arranged themselves in proper shape, and — 
well I leave the rest to thine eloquence, rank and the 
magic which gold contains. 

Philip. But what if this lover of hers will not ac- 
cept a bribe. What if he should turn out one of those 
bold yeomen who knows the law, and understands his 
right, furthermore, is not afraid to defend then. What 
then .^ 



56 The Two Princes of Baden^ 

Henrique. My dear Prince, Tm of the opinion 
that the safest way to deal with the lout, is n©t to 
give him an oppor*".unity to prove rebelHous. In other 
words I'll have him kidnapped and placed in the army. 
If he's a proud spirit there's the place to have it 
tamed. This will afford him a chance to serve his 
country, as every hound like him should be made to 
do. I said he's good-looking (this yeoman), but who 
the devil cares about the looks of a Plebeian. M\^ 
Lord, this lovely cottager is beyond doubt the most 
bewitching creature that ever I ran down for your 
Highness. 

Philip. (With great excitement.) Where lives 
she } Her name } her name, man } Out with it ! Out 
with it ! 

Henrique. She resides in a lane that leads to 
** St. Gregory's'' Cathedral. She's the daughter of an 
old Isoldier who was killed in battle. Her mother is 
Widow Marbury ; her name is Rose. 

Philip. (Seizing Henrique.) Of all the plagues 
that doth afflict poor human nature there's not one 
more to be dreaded than men like thee. (Hurls Hen- 
rique to the floor.) Fly, wretch, lest in my anger I do 
thee harm. Dost thou not observe I'm greatly movtd. 

Henrique. (Arising and bowing.) Sir, I do 
perceive thou art displeased. Yet dc»es the cause re- 
main so hidden that I cannot divine the wherefore. I 
always endeavored — 

Philip. Ye guardian-angels, I thank thee for 
the service rendered me. For surely what hath befal- 
len me this night must be thy handy work. Oh, Rose! 
Rose, my darling ! What a snare hath been hatched to 
entrap thine innocence. 

Henrique (Bowing,) Your pardon, ' my Lord. 
But it seems that this pretty wencJi (I mean this lovely 
maid) is not a stranger to your Highness, and that ye 
love her too fondly for thy rank^s good profit. Now, 
how was I to know this — ye held it such a secret. How 
was I to know, when I ceased to have your grace's con- 
fidence .? It were better — 

Philip. For thee, if distance ye put between us, 
for I tell thee I'm in no mood to bear with thee. 
Away! thou crooked soul'd conscienceless miscreant, 
and take this with thee — yea, mark it \Vell, that if ever 



Or^ A Nezu Years Eve, &c, 57 

within a mile's proximity to the home of this young 
girl — to the roof made sacred by the halk)wed presence 
of this sweet innocence I find thy loathsome visage I'll 
throttle thee on. the spot. By all that's holy I swear 
I '11 keep my word. 

Henrique. But, my Lord, I only — 
Phi UP, Leave me, I say, for though not splene- 
tic, yet wear I that within my breast that makes me dan- 
gerous when I am wronged. Go, before I kill thee ! 

Exit L. Henrique, moodily, 

Philip (Passionately.) Is honor dead, or fled 
to hearts ot savage beasts: Why does Heaven permit 
such reptiles as this Henrique to stand erect and wear 
the form of man — wear it but to disgrace it. Oh, ye 
gods, can such a creature ever have felt the pure and 
endearing influences of home } No- oh, no. If such 
had been the case the thoug-ht of that home woulds 
unnerve him when he aimed a blow (like which he 
pointed towards my Rose,) and which strikes, not at the 
character of woman stngh^ but offers insult to his own 
family ; his sisters who shared with him the hearth ; 
the mother who joyfully suffered that he might live. 
He can be naught else than some ghoul — a nest of sin 
deputied by some evil power to prey upon society. 
.Tis nothing strange that Julien hath become tainted 
by contact with such a human — no. I mean inhuman 
monster, as this court-page. The Prince is too easily 
lead for his own benefit. How all this escapes the 
watchful eye of the Margrave, is more than I can un- 
derstand. 

Enter Col. Bloomingdale R. on a run. Rushes tJ Philip and seizes him by 
the arm. 

Col. B, (Excitedly.) I'm here a^ain, my Lord, 
I come to tell thee to fly. Prince Herman is now on 
thy track — he's coming this way as fast as his legs will 
convey him. It will not be well to cross his path just 
now ; he's in the worst of ill-humor. 

ExitCol. Bloomingdale L. pulling Philip after him, just as Prince Heiman 
enters C. from conservatory. 

Prince Herman. (Drawing and brandishing a 
sword.) Dogs! Devils! Stop, I say! Think not to 
elude me, cowards ! Ye dare not face me ! Ye have 
hearts of hares ! By St. Paul but ye shall not escape 
me thus ; my blood is up ; I shall be avenged ! 

Exit Prince Herman L. in haste. 



58 Tke Two Princes oj Bacteii^ 

THIRD SCENE. 

Scene. — A street front, perspectiveview. En:er Philip and Col. Blo^uiing- 
dale R. Both out of breath. 

Col. B. My dear Julien, I think we have escap- 
ed the old hornet for the present. Em surprised your 
Highness can run so well and appear so unwearied. I 
could never have imagined it possible, as ye take so 
little real exercise. Ell wager I m the most tired of the 
two. 

Philip. Leave me, Bloomingdale, leave me. I 
will run no further. See, here comes Herman at the 
top of his speed. 

Col. B. Aye, Prince, now do I myself beliold him. 
You ask me to leave thee. That I shall not do. No, 
not while Herman carries a drawn sword, and wears 
upon his face the look of a wild beast hunting for prey. 
Besides, old Herman is one of the best of swordsmen. 

Philip, Nevertheless, my friend, I say it will be 
better for both of us if I meet Herman alone. There- 
fore, I request thee to leave me. Furthermore, ye 
need have no fear as to my being seriously harmed, I'm 
quite familiar with the sw^ord myself, I'd have ihee re- 
member. But if I were not, he would not dare to in- 
jure me too badly. Thou dost forget he's now in Ba- 
den, and not in Saxony. 

Col. B. Well, have thy way, my Lord, Eli leave 
thee. Yet shall I not be afar, so if thou shouldst re- 
quire me thou hast but to call. I go, )^our Highness, 
but much against my will. 

Exit, Col. Bloomingdale, L. just in time to avoid being seen by Prince Her- 
man, whorubhes in R. with sword still drawn. 

Prince H. Sir, I would speak a word or two 
with thee, if thou hast the courage to stay and give 
ear. 

Philip. Speak, Sir, a hundred words if ye like, 
but more than this I will not grant thee. My time is 
limited, so let despatch be thy motto. 

Prince H. Be not alarmed, I shall be most ex- 
ceedinglybrief. Thou hast wronged me, deny it not. 
See, (tears off ma.sk) I am Prince Herman, Duke of 
Chemnitz. I demand satisfaction. We are alone and 
armed — come, defend thyself, (puts himfelf in the atti- 
tude of attack.) Surely this is brief enough, I hope. 



Or, A New Year s Eve^ &c. 59 

Philip now prepares for defense, yet retreats a step or two. 

Philip. 'Tis sir, brief enough in words — almost 
a philological famine. 

Prince H. [Coming forward.] Damn me, but 
it shall be brief enough in deed, as well. 

Philip. [Retreating I Sir : art thou aware with 
whom thou wouldst seek to quarrel. 

Prince H, Aye. Prince Julien (for thou art he), 
I am, you see, fully aware to whom I'm indebted for 
the shameful treatment I received at the Confectioners. 
I know the whole scheme of ^which I was made the 
victim. Come — talk less and give me a chance fo]- 
satisfaction. If thou dost not grant me this, thou shalt 
be exposed to thy Royal Father — I shall demand of his 
liege 

Philip. To carefully peruse the document to 
which thou didst attach thy Sign-manual, after taking 
oath to adhere strictly to the intent of said document — I 
mean the agreement between thyself and the Confec- 
fectioner's Daughter. By-the-way, I'm in luck — I 
have it now in the breast-pocket of my vest. 

Prince H. Pshaw — the Margrave would but 
smile at such a paper. Thou canst not hope with that 
document to do me much harm. Surely a nobleman 
may do as he pleases with a plebeian girl. Show (if 
thou so wouldst like , this paper, not only to his Liege, 
but all the Court, for aught I care. [Aside.] Damn 
me, but he has me on the hip. [Aloud.] 'Twas a meie 
art of foolery, done when elated with mine — a bit ot '^. 
lark* Fie, His Excellency will comprehend it all as 
readily, as I now read th\' treachery. 

Philip. Come then ; let's tarry here no longer; 
'twold be a sin to wa>te more precious time ; let's lay 
the case before the Margrave. 

Prince H. [Aside.] Curse him ; but he has me 
in his power. [Aloud.] No, I have concluded to set- 
tle it by the sword. To branJ thee with ugly scars ; 
to mar that face which is thy pride. Oh ! how I hate 
thee, thou beautiful fiend. 

Prince Herman now rushes furiously at Phili j. A right ensues, in which 
Prince Herman is wounded slightly, and his sword knocked from his grasp. 

Philip. Sir grey-beard, I hope thou art satis- 
fied As for myself,! am more than satisfied. 



6o The Two Princes of Baden^ 

Prince H. [Bindino- lijs left band with hand- 
kerchief.] Sir — yet hope I to be avenged on Prince 
JuHen. Think ye that because 

Philip.' Behold then [Unmasks. ] no emnity tliy 
heart for me contains. See ; I am not Prince Julicn 
[Bows.] Sir: I bid thee adieu. 

[Exit Philip. L.] 

THIRD ACT, FIRST SCENK. 

Scene. — Office of Duke Von Brunswick, Chief of Police fin the Ci-adcl) 
Lieutenant Reber seated at a desk. L. Djors in flats R. and L. Sentries R. 
and L. passing to and fro. A Watchman guarded b/ a Gens D'Arme. Bo;h 
standing before Lieutenant's Desk. 

Lieutenant RrbeR. What, another Watchman } 
Have they all gone craz}'. Guardsman make thy 
change. 

First Gens D Arme. [Saluting.] Mr. Lieu- 
tenant This man was caught in the act of singing 
libellous songs, and creating disturbances. 

First Watchman. [Saluting.] Good Mr. Lieu- 
tenant ; may it please your Honor, I 

Lieut. R. Take him below. See tliat he's 
securely locked in his cell by the Turnkey. [Aside.] 
By St. Michael ; 'tis growing serious — actuall)' serious. 

[Exit Gens D'Arme through R. D. in F. folio ved by Wa'chman, v\ i h 
bowed head, just as Captain Wetzelburgh and Col. Del Buchardo, en-fr R. 



arm-m arm. 



Lieut, R. [Saluting.] Ah Captain, thou hast 
arrived most opportunely. 

Capt. Wetzelburgh. Lieutenant; inform the 
Chief I am the bearer of grave news. Tell l^im I must 
see him immediately, one of our men hath acted most 
unbecomingly in the presence of this Noble Gentleman 
In fact an insult this night he has received from a mem- 
ber ot our force. 

Lieut. R. Was he of the Civic, or Military Po- 
lice } 

Capt. W. Of the Third Division ; therefore of the 
Watch. 

Lieut. R. A Watchman. Well Captain, it's my 
opinion the Watchmen are all possessed to-night. Why 
I have consigned ten or twelve of them to the tender 
mercy of a cell-respectively. 

[Exit Lieutenant Reber through L. D. in F.] 

Capt. W. [Looking R.] Bring in the prisoner. 



Or, A New Year s Eve, &c. 6 i 

[Enter R, A Watchman guarded by a Gens D'Arme, just as the Chief 
of Police enters (followed by Lieutenant Reber). Through L. D. in F. The 
Captain and Col, salute. Chief returns salutes.] 

Capt. W. a lively shape things now are taking, 
your Grace . 

Duke Von Brunswick. Gentlemen : Lieutenant 
Reber hath informed me of what has transpired, but I 
must confess that it's astounded I'm begining to be. 
The office of Chief of Police I have held full many a 
year ; yet in the whole course of my Superintendent- 
ship, never before the like of this night have I beheld. 
Surely the Watchmen have either gone mad, or con- 
cocted some base conspiracy. Thou canst depend upon 
it that I shall now begin to sift things to the bottom 
We have a number of Watchmen now in custody, one 
whose vile verses caused quite a difficulty between the 
Town's people and sorne of the National troops. Lieu- 
tenant Broadsword, of the Lancers, was very roughly 
handled, as were several other persons. 

Capt W. The4evilfly away with all poets, says L 

Duke Von B. [To Col. Del Buchardo.] Sir 
Colonel, for such I perceive thou art, wilt thou be so 
kind as to particularize the complaint, and make thy 
charge in person. This Watchman (I suppose) is the 
very man who dared offer insult to your worship. 

Col. Del i UCHARDO. Insult— I should say so. 
[Excitedly.] The low born knave hath not only in- 
sulted me but all who wear the uniform of a soldier. 
^Sir : if I had given way to the passion that then surged 
within my breast, I should have smote him with my 
sword. [Shakes his riding whip and strides up and 
down a couple of times, exclaiming the while] Wretch 
--his accursed verses rankles in my brain still. Why, 
gentlemen, it's an outrage. . 

Capt. W. Though. I ordered the man's arrest, I 
did not hear the notes to which he tuned Kis tongue ; I 
was too far off to catch the words of his song. Colonel 
I prithee repeat them if it be possible. 

Duke Von B. Yes Col., repeat them— repeat the 
verses. 

Col. Del B. Tm sorry to say, I could not cor- 
rectly do so. But stay ; this Gen d'Arme overheard 
the song ; he was but across the street. He may re- 
member them. 



62 The Two Princes of BacLen^ 

Duke Von B. [To Gen d'Arme.] Didst thou 
catch the song" my man. 

Second Gen D'Arme. [Saluting ] Your Honor ; 
I can either sing it or speak it — ^just as it suits thee, I 
have it all here, [touches his forehead.] Every word 

it my man ; sing it, every 



sn-. 








part 


Duke 

:icle. 

Sec. 


: Von B 
Gen. d'A 


Sing 



Bright featners and plumes that tower above, 
Embroidered hats and uniforms of gold, 

Waists strapped slim, and padded breasts, 
Such are our soldiers bold. 

Chorus: — Oft an ass's hand doth clasp, 

A General's baton within its grasp. 

A powdered wig and trailing queue, 

Occupation — cards, dancing and flirting too, 

Empty heads, if their blood be blue, 

Will here far outstrip the good and true. 

CJiorus : Oft an ass's hand doth clasp, 
A General's baton within its gra^p. 

That's it to the letter, your grace. 

Col. Del B. The identical song, word for word, 
gentlemen. 

Second Watchman. (Saluting.) Good Sirs. 
in all the days of my life, never did I a poetical verse 
compose. 

Col. Del B. Rascal, darest thou deny the sing- 
ing of those infamous lines } Darest thou deny that as 
I was walking on thy beat, ye sang, them in m\' hear- 
ing.^ Taking to thy heels as soon as ye perceived Cap- 
tain Wetzelburgh and his guard. 

Second Watch. Nothing do I know of all this, 
upon my word I swear, most noble gentleman. 

Capt. W. Why took thee to thy heels so swiftly 
then? 

Second Watch I did not take to my heels, Sir 
Captain. A man passed me at great speed, as if pur- 
sued, but I never left my beat. I was about making 
up my mind to give chase also, when I was seized and 
informed that at the office of the Chief my presence was 



Or, A New Year s hve^ &c. 63 

required. I asked for what, I was told for unnecessary 
insolence to a gentleman of high standing, I was too far 
off either to hear or know the singing or when your hon- 
appeared upon the scene. This, gentlemen, is all I know 
of the affair. 

Col. Del B. I hope, Sir Chief, that your grace 
will lock the villain up, and severely punish him. I 
think i; will have a tendency to bring him to his senses, 
(aside) and may, perhaps, be the instrumentality of 
causing him to divulge who are his accomplices. By 
dealing sternly with this knave, we may arrive at a bet- 
ter understanding of the whole plot, for plot I believe 
it is, and a dangerous one too. 

Duke Von B. I agree with your worship. I shall 
do as thou hast advised. I shall forthwith set the en- 
tire force on the lookout, offering a large reward, with 
promotion; this bait, I think, will do the business. Ah, 
I said the entire force, but that I can not do, for it's only 
the first and second divisions it seem that can be trust- 
ed, at present. Our force is divided into three divisions 
— the first are the Gens d'Armes, the second are the 
Police proper, and the Watch constitute the third. It 
will require the first and second sections to keep the 
third (who are no doubt backed by disaffected citizens,) 
still and compel these disturbers of the peace to respect 
law and order. 

Enter a Corporal of Gens d'Armes R. Salutes. 

Capt. W. What now.? Another Port I'll wager 
my epaulets. 

Corporal. [To Captain], Noble Sir, Sergeant 
Siglitz having arrested the Captive, whom I ha^'e with- 
out, commanded me to bring him here immediately that 
they might be put under lock and key. I await your 
honor's orders. 

Capt. W. [To Chief.] Does your Grace wish to 
behold them, or shall I order them straight to confine- 
ment? 

Duke von B. I would see them first. Let them 
be brought before me. 

Capt. W. Produce the prisoners, Corporal. 

Exit Corp;)ral R. Re-entering R, followed by several watchmen, guarded 
by Gens d'Armes, with guns. 

Duke von B. These are the culprits. Hast thou 
any special charge to make Corporal. 



64 The Iwo Princes of Baden ^ 

Cor. Yes, your honor; for though they have all 
disturbed the peace of good citizens, there's a couple I 
thiuk need particular attention, two who've behaved 
most villainously. The first one sang a song under the 
windows of the Palace of the Minister of Foreign Af- 
fairs, in which he said that the affairs of the IVfinister's 
office were" the affairs to which he was the most ioreign. 

Third Watchman. Your Grace. I cannot raise a 
note. In all my life of two score years I was never 
known to sing a song. Why. my lord, it's impossible 
to fasten the singing of a song on me. Ye might as well 
arrest a bull-frog as myself. 

Duke von B. Silence, thou miscreant. [To Cor- 
poral.] What said the other knave, good Corporal. 

Cor, He sang before the Palace of Bishop Pauls- 
dorf that the " Lights of the Church " were in tallow no 
ways wanting, though they yielded entirely more soot 
and smoke than brilliancy of illumination. 

Duke von B. This is worse still. [To prisoner.] 
Were I the Margrave, I'd have thy tongue torn out for 
daring to utter such blasphemy. [To Captain ] Wet- 
zelburgh, I shall hold thee responsible fcr the safety of 
the prisoners. 

Capt. W. Lieutenant Reber, see that the prison- 
ers are confined each in a strong^ccll. and heavily iron- 
ed. Double the guard about the Castle. 

Exit all. Lieutenant Reber and Gensd'Armes uith piisoneis thruvgh R. 
R door in F, Captain Wetzelburgh, Col. Dal Buchardo and Duke xow Bruns- 
wick L. The Captain, Colonel and the Duke talking in dumb shows at . ncc, 
as tke Flats close in, etc. 

SECOND SCENE. 

Scene. — A front perspective view, (Street). Enter Fljrence Stover R 
leading a little (of some thaee summers) by the hand. The mother subs. 

Ida Stover. Don't ky any more, mamma, tause 
it makes me feel so ossal bad to see ou eep so. 

Florence Stover* [Kneeling and embracing 
child C] O God, God, pity me, have mercy Heaven ! 
Yet, if it be Thy will that I must suffer, Uh pity, for 
virtue's sake, this, my precious one; for him crucified, be 
merciful to this helpless, this innocent child* Father Al- 
mighty, Thou fountain head of this great universe, to 
thee I pray! Oh, take my dai'ling, take her to that hap- 
py land where all is peace and love. Take her, ere can- 
kered crime enfolds her in his pestilential embrace, and 
brands her with his damnate kiss. 



Or, A Neiv Year s Eve, &c, 6^ 



Ida. 'Ill mamma be 'ere too, in ee sky, in heaven 
wiz her 'ittle Ida? 

Flor. I hope so, my darling. I hope such will be 
the will of Him before whom all hearts lie bare. 

Ida. 'Ell her ' ould do ite er way. Her 'ould'nt 
' tay er monent. No. not wizout her mamma. 

Flor. (Musingly.) Shall I do it.^^ Shall I give 
heed to the tempter.? Shall I take upon myself the auth- 
ority of ridding me and mine from the gloomy channel 
in which our lives so roughly groove.' Yes! No! Yes! oh 
yes, it must be done. But stay — is it a crime.'' No, no, 
'tis not a crime to fly from a living hell; to exterminate 
one's life when that life hath ceased to be aught save a 
burden, a weary burden, crushing thee, as it were, to the 
earth. I will do the deed. The Bible itself vindicates 
the act I'm about to perform, saying, " If thy hand of- 
fends thee, cut it off; if thine eye offends thee, pluck it 
out.'' My life offends me, therefore I take it. Aye, thus 
end all the trials of myself and daughter. [To Ida.] 
Darling, let thy speech follow mine in prayer, and may 
the Great Jehovah hearken unto our petition. [Draws 
dagger.] 

Enter Myriam Isaacs R. Seizes Florence's hand, and takes away the dagger 
forcibly. Florence rises, and draws her child towards her. 

Flor. [Excitedly] How darest thou interfere 
with me? Who art thou.'* Give me back my weapon. 
Give it back, I say, lest, like some ravenous beast I do 
thee fearful injury. 

Myriam Isaacs. Thou would'st know me; well 
let it suffice thatafrien 1 am I to thee Madame, I would 
save thee, to live and bless thy home. 

Flor. Woman, I have no home, no home save 
where the angels dwell, that is if one like me dare tliink 
of Heaven in such a fashion. Give me back my knife, 
and with i^s keen and trusty edge let me unloose my soul, 
that it may wing itself unto the awful presenc ' of the 
Almighty. My cross is too heavy for me. and 1 can no 
longer stagger under its burden. I tell thee I must die, 
there's nc» escape. [Points to child.] We must die. — 
Large as is the earth, theres n > place where we can 
abide beyond the reach of pain, penury ai^.d despair. 
' ris said that the way of the transgressor is hard, and 
that those who sin must suffer, yet if this he the law of 
IVovidence, why does society take the libertine smiling- 



66 The Tzvo Princes of Baden ^ 



\y by the hand, scorning and loathing the poor creature 
whose ruin he caused, whose greatest fault was that 
she loved too wildly —too confidingly. Oh! man where 
is thy constancy ! Oh, woman, on whom canst thou 
depend for sincere affection, for truth and love. Re- 
turn my knife, I say, I wish no further parley. 

Myriam. The latter part of thy speech I do ac- 
cord thee true, as all must who are observing. With no 
arrogance I use the personal pronoun I, for I have suf- 
fered, and those who have worn a sorrow in their 
breast, have known misery, felt the touch of dark- 
browed vice, can better understand and I here make 
mention that when e're it's necessary that man should 
sit in judgement on his fellow man, that they alone 
who've suffered shouldst occupy the throne of justice — 
the judgment seat. Friend, though I acknowledge the 
force thy words contain, yet do they not appertain to 
thee, for thou art wedded ; thy child beside thee is legal 
as the law. 

Florence. Ly the stars above us I swear my 
daughter is the fruit of holy wedlock. Yet what signi- 
fies her legitimacy if her father conceives her not— that 
is, thinks his wife unchaste, her offspring unlawful — what 
if some "human " Katie Dids" come forward with the 
cry of. 'tis false, 'tis true. Aye, and those proclaim- 
ing 'tis false, preponderating. What then } Is not the 
happiness of my home forever fled, does the difference 
between 'tis false, 'tis true, lessen the agony of the 
troubled heart, (especially when the possessor of that 
heart knows that though her child is lawful, yet hath 
she erred) will it narrow the breach — will it unite them 
again in that delightful bond of love which Heaven, 
through the church hath sanctified, and God himself or- 
dained as the proper state of man 1 No. it will not. 
What, ihen, am I to — 

MVRIAM. Thy pardon — but stop a moment, for I 
wouldst tell thee that which to my mind will germinate 
to more than a hope of reconciliation — a husband's 
love, a happy united household. 

Florence. That ye mean well, I am conxinced. 
Yet I pray thee leave us alone with our sorrow. (Turns 
to Ida.) Oh, my child! — my dear, dear child, why 
must we die — die in the bloom of life ! Yet. 'tis writ- 



(9r, A New Y'ear s Eve, &c, 6"7 



ten — our fates are sealed, I cannot endure this life long- 
er, and I dare not die and leave thee behind without 
a mother's guidance and protection. The thought of 
what ye might become maddens me. We are so poor, 
so friendless. (To Myriam.) Madam, I beseech thee 
to return my dagger. 

Myriam rushes L. and hurls the dagger away, returns hastily and throws 
aside her vail. Florence screams and falls into Myriam's arms. Myriam then 
kisses and caresses little Ida. 

Myriam. (Disengaging herself.) Ah, Florence, 
(ew are the numbers of our joys, and fewer still are they 
who can boast the possession of those joys unmixed 
with the aqueous fluid that dwells in sorrow's eye Lit- 
tle did I think of being as I am — a wretched woman, or 
of beholding thy sunny face bathed in lears. 

Florence. Dear Myriam, I thought thee dead. 

Myriam. And thou, my friend, I thought were 
happy, until recently. Yet, hark thee— for the hand of 
destiny is in our meeting, I have that to tell thee which 
I consider good nev^s. Thy husband stops to-night at 
the house of old Gottlieb Montagna ; haste ye and get 
there before him, as, in my mind, it will service thee to 
meet him under the roof of those worthy people. He 
holds them (Gottlieb and his wife) in the greatest es- 
teem. You was always a favorite of theirs. Go and 
meet him there, and I'll wager thee it will all be well. 

Florence. Oh, would to Heaven that a recon- 
ciliation might take place if only for my child — my little 
Ida. I shall follow thy advice, but not till thou hast 
told me something of thyself, and in what manner my 
t'oubles became known to thee. 

Myriam Well, then. When I arrived at my 
apartments last eve, I was surprised, on entering, by a 
flood of light that streamed in from a knot hole in the 
partition that divides our rooms. Now, as thy abode 
had remained unoccupied ever since I domiciled in this 
house, I thought I would see who was my companion 
in misery (for none but the miserable dwell in this vicin- 
ity.) Imagine my amazement when I beheld thee. 
Partly from thy conversation with little Ida, and partly 
from letters which tliou, after reading, apostrophised. I 
gleaned thy tribulaHon, my first impulse was to make 
myself known, but after mature deliberation I conceived 
it better to remain incog. I rerobe, proceeded to thy 



68 The Two Princes of Baden ^ 



husband's intending^ to inform him of the wrong he was 
doing — an injustice to himself, his wife and child. But 
I was foiled, for he was not at home. Yet this very 
night I saw him — saw him enter the tavern of the " Red 
Dragon." I dared not follow, but through the aid of 
a thaler. I procured an urchin who delivered my mess- 
age. This was his answ^er : (Reads.) 

*' iStr ANGER — That thou meanest well I am con- 
vinced. Yet, that thou art deceived I am most certain. 
But if the person of whom ye speak needs money she 
hath but to send for it. I stop, to-night, at old Gott- 
lieb's. To-morrow night thou mayest bring her to my 
house ; I will grant her audience. I will do anything 
that I can to prevent her and her child from starving, 
but nothing more. She and T are one flesh no longer. 
{Signed) LEOPOLD Stover, 

Yeoman." 

You know all that I shall now reveal ; neither have 
I the time if I would, to tell thee more ; again I say, 
haste thee to the home of the Montagnas, and. if with 
their assistance, thy prayers and entreaties do not pre- 
vail, thy husband hath no heart, but in its place a lump 
of steel. Leave me now, Florence, 1 prithee. Thou 
hast no time to lose. (Leads mother and daughter L.) 
I hope when next we meet all dismal nebulae with the 
shadowy past shall buried lie. 

Florence and Myriam embrace. Myriam kisses little Ida. Florence and 
Jda then make exit L, 

Myriam. (Looking after them.) Yes, for thee 
and thine there may still be happiness, but for me there's 
nothing left but the grave. Well, I'll be content if be- 
fore I don my cerements, this (draws a knife) reaches 
the heart of Emil Valdmeyer. 

Exit Myriam Isaacs R. 

THIRD SCENE. 

Scene — Full stage, St. Gregory's Cathedral in the background brilliantly 
lighted. Clock strikes the hour of midnight (as the flats open) and the bell 
tolls slowly several times. Enter Philip R. removes mask. 

Philip. Thank Heaven, the hour at lasthascome 
when I may put aside my roya'ty, and once more be 
Philip Montagna. 

Enter Rose Marbury L. 

Ro-iE. Philip will soon be here, and then — 
Philip. (Crossing to Rose.) Pnilip is here now. 
(Embraces her.)Yes, sweetest love, thy Philip is again 



(9r, A New Year s Eve^ &c. 69 

beside thee, and for the privilege a thousand thanks to 
the powers above be rendered. May the Furies -fly- 
away with all courts and courtiers say I. Oh, how 
{^•^ among them are aught else than knaves — powder- 
ed, wigged, ribbon'd scoundrels. 

Rose. (Inclines head.) Listen, Philip! (Places 
fingers to mouth.) Sh — I think I hear music; I. sh — 

As Rose begins speaking, the organ is very faintly heard. As she finishes 
it is distinctly heard, rising louder and louder, until it reaches full power, then 
gradually dies away. 

Rose. That was lovely, Philip. 

Philip. Yes. Rose, 'twas exceedingly sweet. 
Rut let us harken, there's more to come. 

The bell tolls thrice, then the organ bursts forth, accompanied by the 
priests chanting as follows : 

Priests. Great Jehovah, God of love, 

Who rules above — who rules above 

Look down with pity on us here, 

Thou God whom we adore and fear. 

Oh, with a smile our pathway cheer — 

Our pathway cheer. 

Chorus : — Amen, we sing. 

In the name of the Father and the Son, 
The Holy Ghost and blessed Virgin. 
Amen — Amen. 

We thank thee for the year that's gone, 

We praise thee — we praise thee for the one now born. 

We kneel as sinners before Thy throne ; 

Help us. Father, our sins atone ; 

0!i, with a smile our pathway cheer — 

Our pathway cheer. 

Chorus . — Amen, we sing, etc., etc. 

The priests having hnished chanting, the organ slowly dies away. The bell 
tolls thrice, then the great dojrs swing open, the priests file out, the organ 
bursting forth again, plays until pri^sts make exit R. I. E. Bell tolls 
thrice again, then the djors are slowly closed, and all grows dark within. 

Philip. My sweet, my darling Little dream ye 
that this very night, on Transformation's fleet Hippogrifif 
I've ridden. Been carried, as it were, into the lap of 
of Luxury, stood face to face with Pomp, hobnobbed 
with Power, an I have born upon mine own shoulders 
the mmtle of hig'i aut'iority. Oh, Ro^e, I have be- 
held — Bat, stiy. son? other and m ^re propitious time 
I'll inform thee. Tell me, sweetest one — tell me that 
thy heart yearns for me, as mine does for thee. 



yo The Two Princes of Baden ^ 



Rose. Philip, dear, that I do love thee, thou 
knowest full well. Methinks it more befitting, myself, 
to ask whether thou dost love me — love me with honest 
love. Now that thou hast grown to be so great aman-- 
I mean a rich man--for there's no analogy between 
money and true greatness. Philip, thou wert always 
great, a man possessed with a lofty o'ertopping mind is 
a genius, and a genius, whether he inherits poverty or 
wealth, whether hib name is carved on marble, or 
stamped upon the banner of fame, or dies unknown, 
yet is he great In the latter case he lacks notoriety, 'tis 
true (which 'I'm sorry to say is too oft mistaken for 
greatness), yet is he great. Such a man art thou, 
Philip — a genius. Mind is the gift and handiwork of 
God ; money is but the tinkering of men on which only 
sordid, narrow-visioned souls, alone set store. 

Philip. 'Tis true that greatness is not of money; 
'tis (as ye say,) too oft mere notoriety, aye, mere noto- 
riety, strutting in false plumes and misnomered great- 
ness. Yet money in the hands of an ambitious person 
may be made the stepping stone to fame. But when ye 
call megreat, I am compelled, (though deeply sens ble 
of the compliment intended,) to say most emphatically 
that thou dost err, for I feel, darling, as yet to that dis- 
tinction I cannot lay just claim. 

Rose. 'Tis thyself that dosterr, Philip, but for the 
present have thy way. To me, at least, thou art all 
that's great, and I prognosticate (in spite of the poor 
opinion thou hast of thy merits, )that the world will yet 
talk loud of thee, and justly too, placing thy name (and 
nicheing thee) with those who were born never to be 
forgotten. 

Philip. Well, Rose, for thy sake, I hope thou art 
a true prophet, that Fate will one day contrive it as thou 
hast predicted; yet know that all I ask of the Dispenser 
of blessings is health, strength, a s-ound mind, a chance 
to earnest an honestand comfortable living, and darling, 
that thou shalt share that living with me, and be the mo- 
ther of my children, my own, my paradise, my wife — 
But how came thee to know *.hat I have about my per- 
son a considerable sum of money, or rather, I should 
say, its equivalent. 

Rose. Why, with thine own dear lips, Philip, didst 
thou inform me of my wealth. Ah, love, those whose 



Or^ A Neiv Year s Eve^ &c, 71 

coffers are filled with the yellow dust, and who have ne- 
ver been poor, know not hov/ thankful they should be 
for the lucky associations of ^circumstances that placed 
them above want, above the many annoyances that pov- 
erty is heir to. Philip, how much is it altogether what 
thou hast with tnee, and what thou didst leave with 
me. 

Philip. If I was not aware that nothing but the 
purest German passed thy lips, Fd swear that thou hadst 
been addressing me in a foreign tongue, (understand me 
— I mean thy last utterance, )for not a word of what thou 
hast just said do I with clearness take unto my compre- 
hension. The money that I have, 1 got from a noble 
high at court, but though in my possession, it belongs 
me. Surely thou art jesting when thou sayest I gave 
not to thee gold. 

Rose. Philip, Philip, hast thou been drinkingi^ — 
Thou art confounding sense. [Produces a pursej. Be- 
hold, is not my proof most tangible. Thou saidst thy tick- 
et had carried off the prize. Oh, my heart is full — big 
with joy. Pve half a mind to give thee a good hugging. 
[Replaces purse.] After this,! shall stand forth a cham- 
pion of lottery, since through it we are both made happy. 

Philip. Well, as to the hugging, if thou dost in- 
sist upon it, of course I'll not object, but as to my hav- 
ing won at lottery, most sorrowfully I must say 'tis not 
a fact, for my ticket (as it has ever been), was a blank 
Rose, I'm of the opinion, that those only are successful 
who are interested in the concern. I'm no richer now 
than I was when last we met. But tell me, darling, how 
thou diclst become possessed of the purse of gold which 
in thine own sweet hands I did but just behold. 

Rose. (Piquantly.) Philip is trying to be very 
funny, isn't he.^ Why this contradiction.^ With thine 
own mouth, again I assert, thou didst so state as I have 
spoken, and the purse ot gold with thine own hands 
placed thou into mine. I prithee, cease this nonsense; 
'tis cruel to toy with those who love thee. 

Philip. Rose, collect thyself, I do conjure. Call 
up thy recollection to thine aid. Last night I told thee 
if it were possible I would accompany thee to Matil- 
da's, and spend there the evening ; but if my father 
should be taken wich one of his attacks, I should be 
necessitated to take his place on the watch. On going 



72 TJie Tzvo Princes of Baden^ 



home, I found him ill. I immediately sent thee a mes- 
sage, informing thee that I could not enjoy the gather- 
ing given by Matilda, or even escort thee there, but that 
I had arranged it with the Sergeant of the Post, through 
Corporal Vollensdorf, so ttiat I would be relieved just 
before the clock of St. Gregory's struck the hour of 
twelve, and requested that thou wouldst meet me there 
exactly at the same time, which in the answer to my 
note (penned by thine own dear hand), the said request 
thou didst agree to comply with. Now, Rose, from 
the time T parted with thee at thy gate, up to the pres- 
ent moment, I have not beheld thy lovely face. 

Rose. (Suddenly.) Oh, Philip, how can^e I not 
to notice that thou art not dressed as a watchman. — 
What's that thou hast hanging to thine arm — a mask.^ 
Oh, Philip, Philip, where hast thou been. To some ball, 
I suppose — deceived me, deceived thine own trusting 
Rose. Oh, but this is too cruel. (Weeps). Who — who 
wouldst ever have — ever thought this of~of PhiHp— my 
Philip, Oh, my heart is breaking. 

PiTlLlP. Rose, dearest. if thou wilt but be patient, 
I'll soon dispel thy sorrow. 

Rose. (Ceasing to weep.) Philip, if thou hast 
aught to say that will lift the weight from off my heart, 
I ask thee in heaven's name to speak it quickly. 

Philip. My own sweet one. it shall be so. Now, 
dry thine eyes, and listen. Just as I had finished the 
first call of my watch, and was about thinking how hap- 
py I'd be by thy side, and the watch-duty at an end. I 
was suddenly accosted by a masked man, wearing the 
apparel thou now seest on me. The wearer aslced me 
to exchange with him for the remainder of m\^- watch. 
And as it was so bitter cold Tat least, so it- seemed 
to me), I consented, first exacting a promise fi-om him 
that he would do nothing detrimental to the dignity 
of the office he briefly desired to be invested with I 
then took my departure, intending to seek the protec- 
tion of some inviting tavern, and there, over a glass of 
old ale, in an enticing corner of the chimney, weave 
bright pictures of the future, in which vou. d \rling. would 
have been the central figure. The stranger and I were 
to exchange a little before the time of th\- coming, so 
that thyself and the Corporal's ruard of rchcf should 
nothing know of our proceedings. The relief should be 



Or^ A New Years Eve^ &c, 73 

here now, I wonder what can have detained them. The 
city is quiet , so there's no need for extra duty being en- 
tailed upon any one. I wonder, too, why the Prince 
doth not put in his appearance. The Prince I speak of, 
Rose, is none other than Juhen, the wayward son of our 
good Ethelbert. 

ROSK. Prince Juhen ; didst thou say Prince Julien, 
Phihp } 

Philip Aye, that I did. The gentleman with 
whom I exhanged was none other than he. 

Rose. Art thou sure Philip 1 Art thou sure } 

Philip. As certain as that thou art the most 
charming of lovely girls, and the only woman (except- 
ing my dear old mother) that I passionately adore. . 

Rose. Aha— so then it was Julien I kissed, and 
who returned my kiss so fervently, and who gave me 
the gold I — 

Philip. (Sli:;"htly aroused.) The sly dog, this is 
too much ; ye kissed Julien and he — 

Rose. Why Philip darling ; though Julien was 
the recipient of this voucher of sweet affection, it never- 
theless was meant only for thee — there now don't be 
jealous, for thou knowest if Julien occupied a Ruler's 
Throne — aye, sat President to all the many Govern- 
ments that comprise the dear land which we call Ger- 
many, instead of the Governor (son of a Sovereign over 
one exalted though that be) I would reject his suit, and 
favor thine. 

Philip. (Kissing Rose.) Pardon sweetheart, par- 
don. I do believe thee, I do indeed, with all my heart I 
thank thee for the compliment— the honor thou dost 
confer on me. The dissatisfaction my language reveal- 
ed was not caused by any act of thine, 'twas the auda- 
city of the Prince, that vexed me. If Julien wishes to 
preserve a whole skin, and a seund body, he'd better not 
repeat this kissing business. Now Rose, to pay my- 
self for the delight the thievish Prince robbed me of, 
I'm going to take a baker's dozen of kisses (which ye 
know is thirteen), so prt-pare (Embraces Rose.) Pre- 
pare thy tempting lips. 

Rose. Philip, be careful ; what if some of the re- 
lief should catch thee thus engaged. Thou wouldst be 
fined. Pshaw, I wish the naughty Prince would come, 
and the Corporal dismiss thee. Oh, dear, I fear some- 
thing's wrong, IMi'lip, I-- 



74 ^/^^ ^^'^0 Princes of Baden^ 



Enter, hurriedly, Jnlien from L. I. E. Philip releases Rose, who appears 
confused. 

* Prince Jul. (Excitedly.) In the name of all the 
gods at once, I prithee not to keep me waiting. There's 
no time, my lad to throw away : the officers of the law 
are out in full strength, the city's in great commotion, 
All this I suppose is news to the quiet siate. 

Philip. Let us re-exchange with all the haste we 
can. Then, I should not like to be found in thy estab- 
lishment. Yet, as this is so quiet a place, I imagine 
we've nothing to fear, at least for the present. 

Philip and Julien'^now exchange garments, each quickly redressing in his 
own. Music 

Prince Jul. I promised thee a recompense (feels 
for purse), hang it butT — Ah, (observes Rose--bows.) 
good evening, excuse me for not noticing thee before. 
(To Philip.) Thy sweetheart has it, for it was to her I 
gave it a short time ago. Keep the gold, my friends, 
and consider it thine. Now. get thee gone, lest harm 
befall thee. 

Rose. We wish not thy gold, sir — (hands purse 
to Philip)— we wish not a dollar of thy money. 

Philip. [Putting purse in Julien's hand.] Sir, we 
thank thee, yet we — that is I (from all I've seen and 
heard) advise thee to keep thy money, as I'm most con- 
vinced thou'U need all thy gold. (Produces a paper.) 
Take this also, it's an order drawn by the son of the Duke 
of Chemnitz — take it as it belongs to thee. Now, I think 
our business is at an end (Suddenly.) But stay, 
there's something more I'd say before we part, (turning 
towards Rose). Behold this innocent girl. She is my 
affianced bride — my souKs Svveet comforter. I love her 
with a devotion unparalleled — I adore her. Now, mark 
me, if harm should befall her through thy machinations, 
I'd tear thy heart from out its socket. If thou shouldst 
even injure so much as one little hair of her dear head 
I'd trample thee in the dust, aye, and this I'd do if thou 
wert a thousand times Prince Julien. 

Prince Jul. (Looking astonished.) Prince Jul- 
ien-- How comes it that thou dost know me, and by 
what strange chance obtained this order from Prince De 
Baldwin } Really, I am amazed. 

Philip. Let it suffice that thou hast been honest- 
ly dealt with, my Lord. 



Or^ A Neiv Year s Eve, &c. 75 

Prince Jul. Be not angered with me, friend. Yet 
I must confess, so lovely a woman is enough to make 
any one jealous. Young man, I like thee — I liked 
thee at first sight, and now that thou hast shown thy- 
self mettlesome I like thee still the more. Now, come — 
tell me where and how thou didst obtain this paper, and 
how }-e learned my name and title. (Places purse and 
paper in pocket.) Corrie, speak out, my lad. 

Philip. I was taken for thee as I was passing 
Count Wortenburgh's mansion. His Lordship came 
out through a rear gate and headed me off, insisting 
that I should^ enter and make merry at the ball. I com- 
plied. General De Baldwin was there also. Mistaking 
me for thee, he gave me the order to pay, as he. said, a 
gambling debt. He and vher Ladyship his wife quit 
Carlsuhe this very night. They leave never to return 
to I'aden again. 

Prince Jltl. Art thou a witch, or am I dream- 
ing. 

Philip- For the sake of thy good father I wish 
thou wert. The State Treasurer told me that if he and 
his cousin are kept in control of the national purse, they 11 
so manage it that your Highness will be most bounti- 
fully provided for. Both gentlemen agree that if your 
Grace will but use thine influence with the Margrave 
to arrange it so that thy Lordship shall not only till thy 
pockets, but have the responsibility of the indebtedness 
to Sir Abraham Levi and the Goldsmith Brothers, lift- 
ed as it were from off thy noble shoulders. (Presents 
a purse.) Your Highness can give this to our friend 
the chamberlain with my compliments. He loaned it 
to me at the masquerade. I did not need it so there- 
fore it is intact. 

Prince Jul. (Accepting and stowing away 
purse.) Art thou a magician } Surely, thou art not a 
watchman ! No, by St. Peter ! No ! Sir, what an- 
swer did ye render the Treasurer } 

Philip. Well, your Honor, surrounding myself 
with proper dignity — I refused my consent, would'nt 
listen ^to the scoundrel. \\\ fact I spurned the offer. 

Prince Jul. (Wildly.) By the gods, what do I 
hear; refused thy consent, spurned the offer. Man — 
hath thv reason fled thee ! 



76 , The Two Princes of Baden ^ 

Philip. (Proudly.) No, but, such I fear, is the 
case with thee, my Lord, else wouldst thou have chosen 
more fitting companions. The actress whose luxurious 
form has been bewitching thee for this some time back. 
I have so fixed it that she'll henceforth hold thee in con- 
tempt. His Highness, Prince Herman, Duke of Chem- 
nitz, swears vengeance 'gainst thee for the trick played 
him in the confectioner's cellar. 1 left him greatly ex- 
ercised. 

Prince Jul. Thou art Satan himself, thou canst 
be none other. Oh, would that I were out of this! 

Philip. Sir, thou art mistaken. I lay no claim 
to such a distinction. The only devil here is your High- 
ness. 

Prince Jul. Oh, go to— and I am 

Philip. In danger.? Well, that remains for time 
to tell; yet, as for the Duke, I think he can be easily 
settled. That's if tho^a dost act Vv'ith boldness, remem- 
ber. 

# * * -x- * * 

Boldness hath power and magic in it 
'Tis the mail which genius puts on 
To make his arm more strong. 
And be the cause whate'er it may, 
Boldness alone can win it. 

The Royal Duke was like a ship hit below her water- 
line, when I reminded him ot the document he signed 
in relation to the confectioner's daughter, and threaten- 
ed if he pressed too hard to place it where the Mar- 
grave's eye would fall upon it; so I presume he'll not 
trouble thy good father with thy misconduct But there 
is one thing that he will endeavor to do, and that is — 
provoke thee to a fight — a duel. 

Prince Jul. In the name of all that's wonderful, 
I must confess that thou dost amaze me. How 

Philip. Waste no time in being amazed— but be 
on thy guard, for Herman is possessed of a terrible tem- 
per, and there's no telling what wild act he may per- 
form. Thou wouldst like to know how I obtained the 
knowledge of this paper about the confectioner's daugh- 
ter. Well — let this for the present suffice: through the 
same mysterious association of circumstances by which 
I learned all that I have told thee. 



Or, A New Years Eve, &c. jj 



pRiNCh: Jul. Since it seems that nothing is to thee 
a secret, wilt thou be so good as to inform me of the 
means by which Prince Herman gained his information. 

Philip Yes, certainly. Through her Honor the 
Mayoress of Carlsruhe, who, by some strange chance, 
obtained thy secret, and holding thee in' great disfavor, 
divulged it to Herman of Chemnitz. 

Prince Jul. My good friend (for such I now be- 
lieve thee), I thank thee tor this information. I also 
thank thee for the credit thou hast reflected upon me 
whilst acting in the capacity of Crown Prince of Baden. 
This latter expression of mine (to thee, no doubt, )must 
seem strange; yet, nevertheless, I mean sincerely what 
I've said. 'Tis true, at first I was vexed, for thou hast 
greatly interfered with my schemes. But as I watch thee 
and see how much more lofty thy nature is than mine, 
how much better a Prince thou wouldst make than my- 
self, I grow ashamed, doubly so when I call to mind the 
last promise I made my noble father to reform. All of 
a sudden, my p-^.st life like an avalanche doth rush upon 
me, and I sicken at the shadow that it casts. 

Philip. My Lord, keep up thy spirits, for I be- 
lieve there's hope for and stamina in one who desires to 
be better. In spite of thy evil doings. I have not 
thought really ill of thee; 'tis thy ba^e associates who 
are damning thee. Throw them aside, they do but clog 
thy path to promotion in the ranks of true nobi.ity. 

Prince Jul. Sir, thou art no petty observer, and 
are blessed with intelligence of more than the common 
Thou art calculated to lead, to walk, as it were, before 
thy fellow-men. The poet, whose pen gave birth to the 
following, Fm inclined to think was a close student. 
A nation's pride is not the patrician 
Or a vast extent of soil, 
* Tis her bold and virtuous middlo class 
And her honest sons of toil. 
But. friend, though acknowledging the wisdom of the 
bard, I cannot help conceiving thee something else than 
a watchman. ISmilingly.] Vet don't imagine that I 
longer suspicion thee as being consanguineous with his 
Satanic Majesty 

Philip. Prince, to speak in unison with fact, I'm 
not a watchman, but simply a substitute for the man 
whose name I bear. By rank, I am a yeoman; by oc- 



7 8 The Two Princes of Baden^ 

cupation, a florist; by circumstances poor, I'm Pliilip, 
son of Gottlieb Montagna, the watchman. 

Prince Jul. Montagna — I've heard tliat name 
before. Let me see — pshaw — I cannot seem to place it, 
yet it strikes me that I've heard my father mention it as 
belonging to a brave old soldier Comrade, give me 
thy hand, and thou, sweet lass, also give me thine. 

Philip and Rose now each grasp one of Julien's hands — all come forward — C. 

Prince Jul. Fair Maiden, and thou good Philip, 
listen: 'Tis no secret tnat I have ignobly conducted my- 
self; that my father's loving heart I've greatly pained; 
that though my companions are— are, (well, as the 
phrase goes,) gentlemen, yet are they the mo.^t disrepu- 
table men in Baden. But though all this be true, I ne- 
vertheless feel in my breast an honest influence tugging 
away, as it were, to make itself felt, to free me from the 
toils of my evil genius. And friends, I think it hath suc- 
ceeded. I seem now "alter-ego."* Let's leave this place 
with despatch, I fear we've tarried here too long alrea- 
dy. I wish it strictly understood that, though we sep- 
arate to'night, yet are we to become better acquainted 
in the future"? 

Prince Julien now shakes hands with Philip, and kisses the hand of Rose. 
All essay to leave, but are stopped by Sergeant Seldner and his guard of Regulars, 
who've stealthily entered C — from behind Catl»edral — after Julien led Fhilip 
and Rose down stage — They all start back amazed, on discoveridg the soldiers. 

Rose. [Clinging to Philip.] Oh, Philip, what 
shall we do} I fear we are drifting into trouble. 

Philip. [Softly.] All will yet be well. Julien 
hath given his promise that no harm should befall me or 
mine, and I'm confident he's too proud to break his word, 
even to shield himself. Of course, he wishes to escape 
recognition, if possible. 

Prince Jul. (Softly.) I'm very sorry that we're 
captured, yet have no fear, for I shall keep my promise. 
Carry a high head, and take no thought as to conse- 
quences. 

Sergeant Seldner. Well, comrades. I hold 
we've yielded this party ample time for consideration, 
and to become aware ot our presence. So now let some 
of you take into custody that handsome Watchman.— 
[Points to Philip.] Arrest that man. 

* Another self. 



Or, A Neiv Year s Eve^ &c. 79 



Three soldiers rush forward — One pushes Rose aside, and relieves Philip of 
his staff, while the others each seize an arm- 
Phil], IP. Sergeant, why this violence? By whose 
authority dost thou commit this act. 

Sergeant S. By the authority of an order from 
013/ superior, Captain Von Desendorf, of the Margrave's 
staff. He commanded me to arrest every watchman of 
whom I had any suspicion. Now, as I entertain some 
doubts about thee, I've arrested thee. 

Philip. My good Sergeant, I'll not proceed one 
step until I behold the warrant for my arrest. I have 
not broken the law. Furthermore, I am a watchman. 
Thou canst not arrest a private citizen without a warrant 
and a cause, much less a watchman. 

Sergeant S. Hark ye. Captain Von Diesendorf 
becoming aware of the disturbances going on here in 
the city, and ascertaining that the cause lay with the 
watch, commanded me to arrest every watchman who 
appeared at all suspicious. But the Margrave, hearing 
of the trouble tc»o, immediately issued orders that not 
only the suspicious ones, but every man wearing the 
uniform of a watchman should be arrested and put in the 
Castle. Be it known to thee, an officer, whether com- 
missioned or non-commissioned, in the immediate ser- 
vice of the Margrave, needs not a warrant toinvesthim 
with legal power to make arrests. The law vouchsafes 
this as a right due to those whose duty it is to guard the 
person of the .-sovereign. I was ordered to make arrests 
as quietly as possible, and with despatch. The Margrave 
also armed me with a warrant, so as to prevent any 
watchman (who might erroneously consider the stat- 
utes), rebelling against my authority. Now, as thou art 
not satisfied with my military prerogative [produces and 
unfolds a paper, with seals], and as I am desirous to 
take thee to jail in a peaceful manner, just cast thine 
eyes over this document [holds it before Philip, and no 
further parley wWx. thou make. 

Philip seizes paper, glances at it a second, then returns it to the Sergeant, 
who replaces it in his breast pocket. 

Philip. Well, as it appears that thou art priv- 
ileged to arrest without a warrant, yet have one, 
why of course I must now consider myself abso- 
lutely thy prisoner. Sergeant^ thou art most potently 
armed. Nevertheless, I've this to say in my defense, 
that no matter what crime hath been committed by any 
member of the watch, lam innocent 



8o The Two Princes of Baden^ 



Prince Jul. [Pompously.J Weary not thy brain 
with troublesome thoughts. There's been no crime 
committed. I'll settle this business. [Aside]. I hope 
this bravado will dull the fierceness of this soldier. If 
so, Philip may be released and I escape detection. 

Sergeant. [Surveying the Prince.] Well, who 
art thou that's so cleverly trained in brae"gardism. My 
gay-teathered songster, I think I'll settle thee. Come, 
thou shalt keep company with the watchman. Secure 
him [pointing at Julien], secure this boaster, 

Two soldiers rush upon Julien, each seizing an arm. He struggles, and frees 
himself. The Sergeant confronts him with drawn sword. The guards form a 
semi-circle. He is again pinioned. He yields. 

Prince Jul Damn thee, and thy interfering 
hounds, I surrender. But 



Rose. Oh, Sergeant, Sergeant, thou knovvest not 
whom thou hast made prisoner. This gentleman is a 
great lord of the court. Thou hadst better set him at 
liberty. 

Philip. Yes, thou hadst better liberate him, or 
harm may come to thee. He is 

Prince Jul. Stop, sir, stop, good Philip, expose 
mc not. Let's accompany the Sergeant at once. 1 pro- 
mise thee all will yet be well. [Aside.] If I must re- 
veal my part in this night's frolic, I'd rather do so to 
the Minister of Police. Lucifer, but I have no churl to 
deal with in this Sergeant. [Aloud. 1 Come, Sergeant, 
I, or rather we, are ready. Move on. 

Sergeant S Thy little game won't work with me, 
my lads. I'm used to this kind of chaffing. I've often 
had fellows try to intimidate me with wind, pretending 
to possess both rank and power, endeavoring to fright- 
en me with the idea that dire punishment awaited me if 
I lugged them in. But I always lugged them. I tell 
t heel don't scare rappid, not a bit. I'm' here to execute 
the law,^and I am going to do my duty. Neither bribes 
nor fear shall deter me. 

Philip. The young girl may retire, may she not, 
.Sergeant? 

Sergeant S. The pretty maid here — well — yes, 
she may go. But stay — I'lljust mark her face and take 
her address first, then she can leave as soon as she likes. 
[Produces book.] Where dost thou live, my lass.^ — 
[Scrutinizes Rose.] In what quarter of the town dost 
thou dwell.'* 



Or^ A New Years Eve^ &c, 
Philip. She resides at No. ^6, in 



Sergeant S. Cease! Thy tongue's too ready. 
[To Rose.JGo on, I do await thee. 

Rose. Sir, I dwell in a cottage on the east side of 
a small lane, called Place Von Bruen, adjoining a car- 
penter shop. The number is jG. The Street or Place 
(I suppose you are aware,) is but a continuation of the 
great highway or lane of St. Gregory's. It owes exist- 
ence to the park or playground that separates it from 
the lane proper. Its terminus is the lofty mill of Cap- 
tain Pfrote. Good Sergeant, if thou wert a blind man, 
methinks thou now couldst go straightway unto my 
home. 

Sergeant S. Aye, I do agree with thee. Thy 
name now, lass, and then thou art permitted to leave. 

Rose. My name is Rose. My mother is Widow 
Marbury. My father was killed in battle. 

Sergeant S. To what branch of the army did he 
belong.'^ 

Rose. To the Lancers, sir. 

Sergeant S. Well, I knew thy father. I knew 
liim to be as brave a soldier as ever drew a sword, or 
bled in the cause of nations, Out of respect to his name 
and valor, I not only allow thee to retire, but furnish 
thee with an escort to guard thee against accident. — 
Here, Steinmetz, see this young girl safely domiciled, 
and report to me at the castle. Hurry on, now, my 
child, yet remember this — that ye must hold thyself in 
readiness to instantly obey the summons of the Prime 
Minister to appear before the Margrave if such is con- 
sidered necessary. 

Steinmetz, who has taken his station beside Rose, now leads her offC, be- 
hind Cathedral, she looking sorrowfully back at Philip and Julien as she ac- 
companies the soldiers reluctantly. 

Sergeant S. Fall in ; look well to the prisoners, 
lads. 

Soldiers now arrange themselves in two ranks facing the audience, with Ju- 
lien and Philip in the centre — Julien in front rank and Philip in the rear rank. 
All promptly executing each command given by the Sergeant. 

Sergeants. Attention- Squad, left dress— front. 
(Straightens front line with sword.) About, face! right 
wheel --forward — march ! 

All proceed in the direction of the O. P. side. 

Sergeant S. Halt ! Left fice— forward- 
Enter C. from behind Cathedral Prince Herman on horseback. 



82 The Two Princes of Baden ^ 

Prince IJ. (Peering at Julien) Aha! So thou 
art caught. By St. Michael, but this is glorious ! (To 
Sergeant.) Officer, bind the gentleman of the sword 
and cloak, and deliver him up to me, and thee and thy 
followers shall be richly rewarded. 

Sergeant S. Rewarded.? Bribed, ye mean. No, 
sir, I cannot comply with thy request, and furthermore, 
if ye make it again Til consign thee to the loving care 
of the jailor of Carlsruhe. Man, thou dost forget thy- 
self; thou art in Baden. Our laws are most severe on 
bribery. The people of this State — above all the noble 
German race — are noted for their integrity, therefore, 
if there were no laws against so base an act, methinks 
thou'd find few who'd so stain them'^elves as to accepr 
a bribe. Stand aside ! 

Prince H. How^ darest thou address me in this 
manner ! Thou a common soldier ! 

Sergeant S. Sir Cavalier, Tm not a common 
soldier, I am a sergeant — a sergeant in the Margraves 
reserves. Yet were I a private I'd allow no man to 
prefix me with common. Oh, how I hate that word, 
common. 

Prince H. Well, if thou art not a common sol- 
dier — or as you phrase it — a private, thou art, at any 
rate, a common man, and a most insolent one. 

Sergeant S. Thou art an inflated bundle of airs 
and ribbons. Though belted and spurred, thou art of 
less consideration than the equine upon whose back 
thou now dost sit. Fool, bear this in mind, they alone 
are common whose acts are common — -whose deeds are 
low. 'Tis such as thee, coroneted curs, who bark and 
snap at their betters, who stand in the way of progress, 
enterprise and worth. Thou art a hater and a hedger- 
in of freedom. The world owes thee nothing but tears, 
and human nature a grudge. 1 understand thee. Thou 
art an arrogant noble, conceited 'cause of thy title, im- 
agining it makes thee of superior clay ; vain courtier 
Mankind (a class which such as thee belong not to) may 
be likened unto diamonds ; some are rough, some are 
polished, some are more beautiful than others. But he 
who made them knows which is the most precious gem ; 
gaudy tinsel and highsounding degrees may dazzle the 
surface thinker, may obtain mouth honor, )'et in them- 
selves they are worthless, for they cannot live without 



Or, A Neiv Year s Eve, &c, 83 

merit, but merit can iive without them. Taken in the 
proper sense, a man is always a prince, yet 2. p^'ince is 
not always a man. I\'ovv. sir, if thou art anxious to 
keep thy bones in a sound condition thou'lt do as I 
liave already- con:manded thee ; stand aside. 

Prince H. (After wheeling horse R.) For the 
present 1 yield to thee, my inferior. (Aside.) I be- 
lie\e this fellow would arrest the Margrav^e if he thought 
he was doing his duty by so performmg. 

Sergeants. Attention — squad, forward — march! 

Exit sergean;:, soldiers, Philipand Julien C. behind Cathedral. Music. 

Prince H. (Anxiously.) It will never do for 
this stranger to esca]:)e me. No, no ; not with those 
secrets of mine. I think the best thing to do is to get 
to the castle before the sergeant and his troops arrive. 
I will then have some chance of discovering him. May 
the devil and all his imps help me to succeed, say I. 

Exit Prince Herman C behind Cathedral. 

FOURTH SCENE. 

Scene — A front perspectlA'-e view, a convene in background vet boldlv visi- 
ble in the shadow of which nestles cottages, River Rhine, mountains cataracts, 
etc., in the distance. Enter Myriam Isaacs R vailed and with dagger drawn. 

Myriam. (Throwing aside vail.) Poor Florence, 
I hope she 's now enjoying that sweet peace which is 
the property of hearts united, and that little Ida. too, is 
perched upon her father's knee full to the lips of child- 
ish merriment. What a happy picture — what a scene 
for a poet's pen- for artist's brush. (Sighs.) Oh. how 
my temples throb — throb with that quick pace which 
is born of a troubled brain- a mind sorely afflicted. 
Heavens how I once loved that Christian knight Vald- 
meyer, adored him. Now, I loath him; strange that the 
strongest love when it changes alwa) s turns to the deep- 
est hate. He was beautiful, and — but what is beauty 
without a soul, without principle ; I marvel why so fair a 
tree should yield such vile — such bitter fruit. Wh}^ is it 
that man will perjure himself to afford a banquet to un- 
hallowed passions, knowing the misery with which he 
must afflict the heart of her who, trusting in the truth- 
fulness of his loving words, his affection, lays her 
heart — her honor, at his feet, and lives but for his 
pleasure. Why is it that the serpent hath influence to 
charm that it may but sting. Great God I what am I, 
a human wreck .^ What to-night am I here for, is it a 
deed of mercy .^ No! 'tis to kill —to murder. (Shud- 



84 The Tivo Princes of Baden^ 

ders.) How that word chills me; murder. No, no. 
'tis not to murder 'tis to avenp-e — to be avencjed. 
That's why I here do lurk — that's why I come thus 
armed. I am an outcast. Who made me so but tliis 
pretender to manhood ? If he had a right to destr(>\' 
my Hfe then 1 have a right to destroy his ! Nor break 
I with either law or equity in dealing back the blow he 
gave. (Examines dagger ^nd feels its edge.) 'lis keen 
aye, very keen Strange it seems now to be co\'cred 
o'er with moths, and each moth hath a tongue, and each 
particular tongue informs me 'tis eager to slack its thirst 
in blood. It must be nigh unto the time my informant 
said this way the knight would come 

Bell of convent strikes the first hour of morn. The watch of the c nvcnt 
invisibly chanc as the stroke dies away. Orchestra softly accompanving. My- 
riam listens attentively until quiet reigns again. 

Convp:nt Watcm. As another hour of life's been 
granted, 
We praise Jehovah, Omniscient^high, 
In the name of the Virgin and Holy Ghost 
We chant our praises to the sacred sky, 
We pray-, Great Father, spare us all. 
Though we are ready when ere ye call, 
Through blessed Jesus who dwells above 
Guide us aright thou God of Love, 

Myrtam. Thank Heaven the monks have ceased. 
I am not in a mood to list unto, nor profit by the an- 
thems of those holy gentiles. [Suddenly.] Whatiflhaxe 
strayed, it behooves me to consult m\' diagram lest I 
tarry here for naught. (Examines a paper. ) Gramarc\' ! 
'Tis welll looked ; it's not this road which runs so far be- 
hind the Monastery, but the one that passes the main 
entrance. Would it were this one ; not that I fear ; no, 
no ; but this is less liable to interruption. 'Tis secluded, 
therefore the fitest place. (Replaces paper.) Well, I'll 
hie me to the spot, and to kill the enuni of waiting I'll 
watch the silvery moon, and numerate the stars tliat 
stud the welkin. 

Exit Myriam R. re-vailing. 

FIFTH SCENE. 

Scene. — A front view, perspective, convent R. facade and gable standing 
boldly out. A large cross with projecting rock at base L. 5 turrets of a castle 
visible through a forest in the background. Enter R. Captain Sir Emil Vald- 
meyer and Lieutenant Sir Albert Josephthal, arm-in-arm 5 Sir Emil limps and 
wears his left arm in a sling. 



Or, A Ne7v Years Eve, &c. 8 5 

Sir Albert Joskphte^al. Captain, how didst 
thou injure so thyself? (Looks about.) Good, here is 
a seat (assisting Valdme}'er to cross and seats him). Sit 
thee on this stone a while. A little rest and the pain 
w ill have fled thee, 

Sir Emil Valdmkyer. Damn it, Lieutenant, let 
thy tongue speak sense! hast thou eyes! Why man, 
if Ld sit here "till old Cadwallader the abbot who resides 
yonder, had counted each and every bead a score of 
times, these hurts instead of better would be worse. 

Sir Albert. (Shaking finger.) Ah, Captain, 
Captain, Lm afraid it's a horn too much thou hast been 
imbibing, got in a row, was unkindly treated. Come, 
now, speak I not- the truth. 

Sir Emil. If lies be truths, then thou the truth 
hath spoken. It happened thus : I suppose thou art 
aware that I now visit clandestinely, Eloise Lockhart, 
the beautiful peasant girl w^ho lives about a mile from 
here on the borders ot the Rhine. Her bewitching cot- 
tage, like herself, isa model of perfection. Lieuten- 
ant, a few more -visits, backed by pretty jewels and fin- 
ery, and this Juno's mine. Josephthal, women will 
sell their souls for gewgaws, I'll wager a hundred rix- 
dollars she'll yield to me on m}' next visit. Its singular 
that she resembles Myriam Isaacs so closely. 

Sir Albert, (CoLily.) Not half so singular— 

Sir Emil. — Ah, yes, I see. Not half so singular 
as mj- crooked way of telling a story. Well, the way I 
came to injure myself was — 

Sir Albert. I care not how the injury came up- 
on thee. Judging from the language that hath just 
passed thy lips, 'twould have been a blessing if thou 
hadst killed, thyself instead of spraining thy ankle and 
bruising an arm. I always discredited the statement as 
to thy wronging Myriam, (the Jewess,) but by the 
heaven above me I believe it now. 

Sir Emil. 1 wi-onged her } hell and furies, man, 
she wronged herself. I was inclined to deal kindly 
with che wench. I offered to relieve her of her burden, 
our child, you understand ; I also ofTered her a goodly 
sum of money. All these kindnesses she refused, say- 
ing I must either wed her or die. Well, to keep her 
still I went through a sort of mock wedding, and when 
the fool found out the cheat she committed suicide. 



86 The 7 wo. Princes of Baden ^ 

This is all from Alpha to Omega. (Aside.) All that 
he shall know. (Aloud ) Thou canst see plainly I 
was quite tender with her, the saucy minx. 

Sir Albert. (Fiercely.) Tender! Sir, 'twas 
like the tenderness ot the Vulture when he loosens his 
talons to take a firmer hold. Had I known thee as 1 do 
now I would have plucked out both mine eyes before i d 
joined the troops which thou, in being its commander 
doth but disgrace. I knew thee to be a cold and callous 
man, yet I little dreamed thou wert so bas^ — so hard- 
ened- a scoundrel. Say wliat thou wilt 1 believe thou 
hast dealt foully with poor Myriam,and in the name of 
my dear departed mother (bares his head,, 1 swear Til 
rest me not 'till I have unmasked thy villainy. From 
this hour I am the champion of little Eloise, and woe 
unto thee if harm befalls her through any act of thine. 
Furthermore, I'll instantly petition to be transferred to 
another command, and if my petition be not mimedi- 
ately granted I shall resign, for I should feel a stain up- 
upon my escutcheon — mine honor lost, if I longer con- 
sorted with one so contemptible. Oh, Heaven ! wiiy 
dost thou let the evil prosper so ? There are men — aye, 
and I am one of tliem — who've been all their lives sigh- 
ing — thirsting for the love — the affection of a true 
heart, and yet never possessed themselves of this joy 
Like some " Ignus-fatuus," it has always eluded them 
whilst yon kna\e hath had it thrust upon him, and set 
not so much store by it as 1 would a simple rose that 
had once adorned the fragrant bosom ot a lovely wo- 
man. Sir, I go, yet I shall rerrember to send a servant 
to thee with thy horse. Captain fromthis time forth 
we are enemies. 

Exit R. Sir Alberi:, Sir Emil, looking c,]ui^;zically after him. 

Sir Emil. 1 see through this, yea, as clearly as 
through a crystal drop of water. My good Lieuten- 
ant's jealous, he loves Eloise — he takes this as a fitting- 
opportunity to cut with me ; well, so be it, its nothing- 
new ; the men were always jealous ot me. Why .'' be- 
cause I could take their sweethearts from them. 'Wo- 
men are light, giddy ; yet I love the fair creatures, that 
is, I desire them ; 1 suppose that's love. That fool of 
a Lieutenant was not astray as regards my taking here 
a little rest, for by the beard of Mohomet's goat I do 
feel better- I think unto my house I now could walk 
without assistance- Yet I suppose Ld better remain 



Or, A New Years Eve^ &c, 87 

here until my servant comes. (^ Yawns.) I wonder 
whether Myriam's really under the sod ? Pshaw ! she 
must be ; to have escaped the dogs 1 set upon her track 
was impossible. I held the villains firmly in my power, 
they dared not betray me, besides, the price I set upon 
her death was enough to have tempted better me than 
they to the execution of such* a deed. Bah ! the worms 
have held their banquet o'er her this many a day. Yet 
1 do believe that if spirits — 

At this juncture, Myriam, with face vailed, who has stealthily enteied L. 
and gain the side of Sir £mil, prepares to strike. Her presence being detected 
she quickly conceals her weapon behind her. 

Sir Emil. (Starting.) In the name of all the 
godi at once, who art thou t 

Myriam- Does not thy conscience tell thee } 

Sir Emil. I have no conscience ; I have not 
room within my breast for such a fool. 

Myriam. The coward color which from thy face 
hath fled, belies what thou do^t say. Thou hast a con- 
science ; 'tis that which pricks thee now. Ye may sti- 
fle her for a time, but as sure as there's a future, she 
will raise up and put thee down. Aha ! ye tremble— 
her grip's upon thee. 

Sir Emil. [Recovering himself.] What mean 
ye here at this weird hour, so closely muffled in dismal 
black so thickly vailed. If thou art the devil's mother, 
speak, for Emil Valdmeyer knows not even the mean- 
ing of fear. If all the Hydra-headed monsters that 
swim the deep, or crawl on land, were here to do me 
batt'e I would not blanch. 

Myriam, Bravado— the stale old trick that pol- 
troons summon to their aid to cloak the craven that 
dwells within their hearts. [Aside ] I must get hi^n 
off his guard. [Aloud.] Ihou w^ouldst know me } 
Weil, answer me this riddle and thou'U half discover 
me. What is that which the Almighty hath not seen, 
nor ever can see. yet every liuman being may behold ! 

Sir Emil. [Mockingly.] Now, my Lady Hob- 
goblin, if thou hast armed thyself with conundrums 
freshly filched from forgotten dream-books, and mean- 
dered here with intent base — aye, mind mace up to 
spring, as it ^^ ere, 'pon some unsuspecting traveller and 
propound a riddle, let me tell thee I'm the very worst 
man thou couldst have waylaid. For I'm thicker than 



88 The Two Princes of Baden ^ 

a fog in catching a riddle's point. Besides, to be plain 
with thee, I ihink thy riddle's a sorry one. Why, ha ! 
ha, ha, — pshaw, Mrs. Ghost, I — 

Myriam. Stop thou deusc witted babbler, 1 will 
both repeat the question and render thee the answer. 
What is that which the Almighty hath not seen, nor 
ever can see, yet every human being may behold ? His 
equal. 

Sir Emil. Mrs. Ghost, thou art a whole book of 
puzzles. Thy conundrum's a very deep one, stiil I'm 
disappointed. 

Myriam. Why so facetious, gentleman }■ 
Sir Emil. Because I find thee only an equal, af- 
ter thou hast worked my imagination up to believe thee 
something more. This is hardly fair, Mrs. Ghost. 
[Leans forward laughing immoderately.] 

Myriam. Knave, I am yet but half discovered. 
Know I'm also thy death [stabs Sir Emil twice then un- 
vails], thou matchless tool of sin. Charon's boat doth 
now await thee. At last we are quits. 

As soon as Myriam stabs Sir Emil he sfarts up and places his hand t ; h's 
side, staggering C. Then he turns and stares wildly at her. 

Sir Emil. By the Archangel Michael, the grave 
has either given up its dead, tombs refused to perform 
the office of sepulchres, and spectres walk abroad, or 
else thou art Myriam Isaacs. 

Myriam. Yes. I am Myriam Isaacs — Myriam the 
Jewess, whose home ye destroyed, whose happiness ye 
blasted, whose chastity, through, deceit, ye stole. I 
am here to keep my word. 

Sir Emil. Curse thee and thy riddle, for through 
it thou hast riddled me. Had I not taken tliee latter- 
ly for a rustic, dwelling hard by, bent upon a lark 
at ghostly business, thou wouldst not thus have 
triumphed. Hadst thou been content with the terms I 
once offered, thee — which, on the whole were very liber- 
al — accepted the money, gone about th}' business, and 
left me to myself, all would have run smoothly on. But 
ye forced me to marry thee. [Aside.] What am I 
saying.? [Aloud.] I mean thou didst so strive to do. 
This brought on thee the avalanche which hath wrecked 
thy life, and robbed it of its joys. 

Myriam. [Excitedly.] I wanted to force thee to 
marry me. Fiend, didst thou not promise uie so to do ^ 



Or, A New Year s Eve^ &c. 89 

After winning my heart, after (through mine innocence 
and the love 1. bore thee,)thou had stmade mebut a toy 
to thee. VVhy'.man, we were scarce acquainted ere thou 
proffered marriage. Hast thou forgotten the nigh: — 
here, oh the outskirts of Carlsruhe, in the shadow of this 
very convent, when, with arm around my waist, ye said: 
" Myriam, I want thee for a wife," swearing to be true 
by yonder cross, the emblem of thy faith— 'I mean the 
Christian faith — for thou art faithless in all respects. 

Sir Emil. lAside.] By the rod of old King Mo- 
ses, but the tigress is aroused. She'll consummate her 
threat 'f help arrives not shortly. I must prolong the 
argument. These crippled limbs, and the gashes she 
hath made on my poor side, puts me ' hors de combat,""^ 
(Aloud). What co.uldst thou have expected were 
not I a nobleman,and thou but the child, of peasants, — 
worse than all a Jewess — though TU admit your family 
were respectable. But what of that.'^ What signifies 
the respectability of peasants. Foolishly conceited must 
thou have been to have imagined that a noble would 
stoop so low as to mate with a peasant's daughter. 

Myriam. Peace miscreant ; my father though a 
peasant was yet thy better. He was good and true, 
and sucli are beyond thy comprehension. There ha\'e 
been those born of poverty, who've risen to princely 
dignities, whose hands have the rod of Empire swayed ; 
whose occupancy of the Chair of State was attended 
with all the splendor and greatness that w^aits on Genius, 
and the glory of whose deeds are more imperishable 
than the monumentsraised to commemorate their acts; 
whose nobility was of nature's loftiest type, emanating 
from him whc>se potency to place, out-ranked all earthly 
station. But thy nobility — thy kind of nobility (if the 
word may be so slandered) consists but in a piece of 
parchment and the seal of Government, more oft pro- 
cured by treachery, robber3^ or sycophancy, than by 
honest merit. Such as ye are strangers to all sa\ e vice, 
and the humblest mortal that walks in rectitude towers 
o'er thee as does the sturdy oak above the toadstool's 
cankered stalk, as to the Jew ye fling at me. Remem- 
ber, that he of Nazareth who Israelites as v/ell as Chris- 
tians respect, was of Hebrew blood — a Jew. 



Not in 'a condition to fight. 



90 . The 7 wo Princes of Baden^ 

Man's raised not 'bove his fellow man 

By birth, or creed, or country ; 

'Tis worth, heart, and loyalty to tru^h 

Wherein distinction lies. 

Sir Emil. Myriam, thou hast grown in elo- 
quence. 

MyriAM. Emil Valdmeyer ; thou hast grown in 
villainy, Sir: flattery will avail thee as little as sneers! 
I have come to be avenged Nothing short of thy 
miserable existence will satisfy me. (Aside) Would 
that I had finished him in the first stroke ; }-et after 
the loss of so much blood he cannot holdou. against 
me— besides he's badly bruised. 

(Myriam rushes forward, Sir Emil grapples with her, they w.esjlt; abju'^ 
the stage.) 

Sir Emil. (Wildly.) What ho ! CadwaUader, 
come forth! Come out ye shaven crowns ! I'm being 
murdered ! Come forth I say ! What ho within ! What 
ho I What — 

[At this juncture, Myriam again stabs Sir Emil, wlvo then falls, af.er 
which he rips open his coat at the breast and produces a paper which he essays to 
destroy, bur dies before accomplishing it. ftlyriam j- ,cks up pa ).;r and reads it 
excitedly. 

Myriam. Do I dream — no ; here is the proof, the 
veritable tangible proof — the evidence now in niN' hand, 
I see it all ! he was himself cheated, but on discovery 
hath either stolen or bribed the person who held this 
bond, this marriage contract ; to put him in possession 
of it. He must but recently have obtained the docu- 
ment, or else it long ere this had been in flames. Per- 
haps this arm in sling has something to do with this 
certificate, for he would hazard life or Hmb to carry 
out a scheme, for good or evil. (Drops dagger, and 
stretches both hands prayerfully up, yet clings firmly 
to paper.) I am not then a dishonest thing, thank- 
Heaven, thank Heaven. 

Myriam now falls, fainting yet firmly clings to paper witli lefc hand. Enter 
at this junction L. Abbot Cadwallader and some monks. 

Abbot Cadwallader. Thou art right good 
Brother Andrew — thou'*art right. 

Brother Andrew. Sir Abbot, before the will 
of Heaven clothed me in Priestly habilaments, 'Squire 
was I to the Margrave s brother; father of the Prin- 
cess Louisa ye know, Prince Cederick, Duke of Carls- 
ruhe was as valiant a Knight as ever couched a lance, or 
drew a blade. 'Twas with this noble gentleman I gain- 



Or^ A New Year s Eve^ &c. 91 

cd my scars and the knowledge of tlie art of war. The 
braying trump the battle's din, the clash of arms are still 
within mine ears — groans, shouts the yell of the 
\'ictor, and the curse of the vanquished. Good Abbot 
I can smell out an encounter or battle, or anything 
that smacks of war at almost any distance ; so when I 
caught that yell which it appears none else of the 
Brotherhood seemed to hear. I urged the quickening of 
our pace, because I was convinced that blood was be- 
ing spilt in close proximity to us. An old soldier ne'er 
mistakes the sound of strife, whether the number en- 
gaged be few or many. 

MVRIAM. (Raising on one knee.) Thou knowest 
full well a slave am I to kindness, yet wear I about me 
that which makes the brooking of an injury as impossi- 
ble as the changing of the earth its orbit. (Arises to 
her feet looks wildly about.) I have kept my word ; I 
said I would, I said I — 

[Myriam now staggers, and is abou!: to fall, but is prevented by Brother 
Andrew.] 

Bro. a. Daughter, cheer up, thou art with 
friends. (Looks into'Myriam's face then turns to Abbot.) 
Most worthy Abbot, if I mistake not, this woman is of 
^ Hebrew extraction. 

Abbot. (After gazing at Myriam.) Yes, she is 
an Israelite. I fear the extravagance of her beauty 
hath brought about this bloody picture ; I'm almost 
certain it's the old tale, a deceived woman avenging 
herself on her treacherous lover. Well, it matters not 
to us what be her faith, she's at least one of God's crea- 
tures. The laws of our Holy Church are the laws of 
Heaven, and the laws of Heaven are merciful, "Do ye 
unto others as ye have would others do unto thee." So 
said the Master. 

All. Aye, good Abbot, aye. 

Enter R. at this juncture a Grand Justice with attendants, all armed. 

Grand Judge. Wherefore all this chattering ; 
this polyglot confusion (if not of Babel) of shaven 
crowns. (Spying Sir Emil's body.) Aha ! a dead 
man ! Who did this work } Come — render quickl}^ to 
me an answer. 

Abbot. As to this blood letting, I know no more 
than does thyself ; but who art thou that puts questions 
with such a show of high authority ; if I did npt know 



^2 The Tivo Princes of Bade^i^ 

who was guardian of the throne, I should say ye ht^ld 
Vallenstein's place being therefore Cliancellor. 

Grand Jud. Though not Prime Minister, my 
power is scarcelly less great I am Alonzo Del Fer- 
nandez (the exile Prince), now Grand Judge of Baden. 
In other words, I am the law in corporal lorm. Now 
sir, who art thou that dares to question the law. 

Abbot. My Lord, we are as thy worship can 
plainly see ; Holy Monks, yon Sacred Convent is where 
we abide, we are members of the powerful order of the 
Holy Cross o'er this branch of the fraternity the digni- 
fied rank of Abbot do I hold. 1 am Cadwallader the 
Abbot. In Brother Andrew here thou dost behold our 
Honorable Secretary — in other words we are the Church 
in corporal form. Dare ye question the Church. 

Grand Jud. I dare when the Church grows in- 
solent and forgets its place. 

Abbot. When the law plays tyrant, and mns not 
its proper groove, so dare I. 

BrO. a. So thou art the ex-Duke of Granada ; or 
as ye put it, Alonzo Del Fernandez, the Kxile Prince. 
I have heard much of thee, though never before did I 
set eyes upon thy substance. Would to God thy Span- 
ish brothers had strung thee up in gibbet, then thou 
hadst never disturbed our sacred faith in this quarter. 
For that ye hate our ancient religion thy decrees make 
it manifest, and though thou hast held office here but 
six short months, thou hast done us much harm. Curse 
on thy misleading speeches to the people — ^maledictions 
on thy interfering restrictions. 

Grand Jud. Go too, thou peculating son of 
psalms. 

BrO. a. The compliment we return thou legalized 
pilferer, ye of the law bear close resemblance to a pair 
of shears, which never cut themselves but that between. 
Some three and twenty days ago, I had audience with 
the Margrave. After leaving his royal presence, I strode 
down the lotty stoop of the Palace and stood meditating 
in the shadow of that splendid pile. I was aroused from 
my reverie by two sentinels. Saith the first, " See, 
there comes Abraham Levi." The second replied. " it 
was no strange sight to behold this percentage-moth 
roving 'bout the executive mansion; that he w^s a vul- 
ture whose prey was cabinet ministers." *' Right well 



Or, A Ahw Year s Eve^ &c. 93 

I know all this," saith the first, " yet as he is now, 'tis 
most uncommon and wonderful; for dost thou not ob- 
serve he has his liands in his own pockets ? At this, 
both sentries laughed, and resumed their measured 
tread, whilst Levi passed from view into the spacious 
hall, I leaned me against the base of a massive column, 
and mused. Sir Judge, can your highness divine what 
then I thought? 

Grand Jud. I cannot, neither do I care to know. 

Bro, a. (Bows.) Nevertheless, as breath is but 
the air, and air is free, I feel at liberty to tell thee unin- 
vited, 'twas this — I thought what a loss it was to the 
knights of law that Sir Abraham wasnot counted among 
its members. What a splendid judge would he not 
make. How readily would he stain the ermine black, 
as too often the wearers of it do. 

Grand Jud. Hold, churlish monk — 'twas ever 
thus— church with justice — militant. The reason her 
mctto doth contain, which reads, rule or ruin. Ye may 
hurl invective s at the ermine, yet with far more certi- 
tude can I affirm that the ample folds of priestly vest- 
ments do as often conceal tlie depraved as the venera- 
ble. When first I entered this scene, I took ye for dis- 
guised robbers, and I was right, for who thics-es more 
secretly than the church. First it steals conscience, then 
liberty, and ends by taking the purse. I scorn it. It's 
a stupendous subterfuge Its bulwark is the fears of the 
ignorant and the credulous. It says be meek, thirst not 
for fame, yet is itself most ambitious and arrogant, de- 
lighting in mumimery and foolish display. It says to its 
chanted followers, trust in God, while it alone trusts in 
the bloody sword and death-dealing cannon. It sa\-s. 
give up th}^ gold, — 'tis trash, mere stuff, the root of all 
evil, yet is always ready to take this root whene'er it 
comes within its reach. Gold is its God. I believe in 
Heaven and a pure religion. But this is not religion, 'tis 
a money-making business. 

Bro. a. I'll stand no more, thou accursed infidel. 

Brother Andrew now rushes forward, and raises his sraft to strike. The 
Judge draws his sword. The Abbot catches Myriam in his arms, and commands 
Brother Andrew to desist. 

Abbot. (Waving his staftj. Hold, good Andrew. 
Brothers, stay him, hold him firmly. 

Mrnks seize the Secretary, and bring him back to his former place beside 
the Abbot. 



94 -^ ^i^ 7 wo Princes of Baden ^ 

Bro. a. Most noble Cadwallader, why did your 
worship stop mine hand? Has he not grown impious. 

Abbot. Yea, honored brother, but the cliurch 
teaches not with blows. The ministry of God gives its 
lessons through love ; 'tis our province to return good 
for evil, thus shaming the base from their sinful v\ays, 
so taught the Master, and we will prove recreant to our 
high mission if otherwise we act. Vet 1 do forgive thy 
haste for the soldier in the: e en I myself was sureiy 
tried by him, and did somewliat stray in speech fron) 
our holy office, which should be as it ever has been — 
one of mildness and love. (Turning to the Judge.) 
My son, retrace thy misguided steps, ere it be too late, 
(With dignity.) The Church is sacred — the Church is 
truth ; to affront the Church is to offer insolence to 
Heaven, a sin, most deadly, and calls for punish- 
ment most bitter. 

Grand JUD. To my thinking ther's little analogy 
between Heaven and the Church. 1 leave thee, but in 
the name of the Margrave and the law I hold thee all 
responsible for the safety of this body, and that woman, 
too. For, in my mind, a party to this work I think she 
be. 

Abbot. With the laws of Baden have we good 
knowledge. 1 his fair creature shall be held in gentle 
custody. This body shall to our convent be conveyed,- 
and treated there with all the respect due it as the tab- 
ernacle where once abided an immortal soul When 
the noble coroner desires to hold his sitting his Lord- 
ship hath but his pleasure to acquaint us with, till then 
we claim authority. 

Grand J UD. If I were as stern and arrogant as 
ye say, I would arrest each and every person now with- 
in the sound of my voice that go to make up thy party 
instead of trusting to thy word for the reproduction of 
this woman and her victim, I am empowered by law so 
to do. Yet for the testing of thy priestly honor, Til 
this time forego the privilege. But, Sir Abbot, if thou 
dost attempt any double dealing, woe betide thee. 

Exit R. Grand Judge and attendants ; bell in the convent strikes the se- 
cond hour of morn ; The abbot and monks bow their heads 5 The convent 
watch chant accompanied by the orchestra. 

Convent Watch, Another hour of Hies been 
granted, 



Or, A New Year s Eve, &c. 95 

We praise Jehovah, Omniscient — high, 

In the name of the Virgin and the Holy Ghost, 

We chant our praises to the sacred sky, 

We pray great Father spare us all, 

Though we are ready when ee'r ye call 

Through blessed Jesus who dwells above. 

Guide us aright thou God of love. 

Abbot. Let one of you good brothers haste with- 
in the monastery and toll the funeral bell, that all may 
know that death is in our midst. 

Exit into convent a monk who immediately tolls bell j Brother Andrew se- 
cures Myriam's dagger as monk leaves. 

Abbot. Some of you look after the dead, then 
follow close upon our heels. Come, good Andrew ; 
come, poor maid. 

Some momks now take hold of Sir Eniil's body and follow the Abbot and 
Bro. Andrew, who together suppoit Myriam. The rest follow the body. The 
entire party look Sc)rrowful and downcast. All exit into convent. Bell tollsun- 
til ever/ one has disappeared within monastery. Solemn music. 

TmRD SCENE. 

Scene. — The ame as first scene in first act, Gottlieb and Catherine seated 
Gottlieb as before, and Catherine on his lef:. Lamp burning on table. Flor, 
ence Stover with her little • daughter Ida clinging closely to her stands C. 
Florence is weeping. Her husband Leopold (who half faces Gottlieb) leans 
moodily against mantle piece, all discovered. 

Catherine. [To Leopold ] Another year with 
all its hopes to life hath been born, show thy thanks 
therefore to the Creator by forgiveness of your wife. 
Her heart beats but for thee — 'tis throbbing for thee 
now. Have pity, if only for thy child. 

Leopold Stover. For the child's sake much 
will 1 do, as perhaps mine may she be, the doubts, ben- 
eht I'll give her to please thee and good friend Gottlieb. 
Even Florence for naught shall w^ant under the circum- 
stances I cannot find it proper more to yield. 

Florence. Leopold — Leopold, tell me what to 
do, thy wrath to appease, gladly would 1 lay me in the 
grave if in the eternal sleep thy forgiving kiss with me 
wert buried Doubt not that thou art the father of 
this child, for in the name of all the saints I swear ye be, 
was not she three round months in age afore I fled thee. 
Did not her entry in^o this world under thine own roof 
take place. 

Leopold. Yes. thou sayest truly as to her being 
born under my root. Yet for all that, how knowest I, 



9 6 The Two Princes of Baden ^ 

that I in fact her father be. Lydia Breiftzen said on oath 
at stated periods, wlien my back was squarely turned, 
that Parson Von Beecherton was a welcome visitor. 
He never, (when I were at home) thought of paying his 
respects to tne. In fact not on the best of terms were 
we, yet it be not strange for the husband to be distaste- 
full, when the wife is desired, and love the wife when 
encouragement we receive. Now. as it was with him 
ye fled how can I help it doubt my being the father to 
thy child. For ir: thy flight alone thou didst herald 
thy prostitution, and couple thy daughter's name with 
bastardy. 

Florence. I did not ^ee with Parson Von Hr'^ch- 
erton, as oft in my letters, (not one of which ye deigned 
to answer,) I informed thee a thousand times and which 
thy language Fm convinced ye never even read. 

Leopold.' Letters? In all thy absence not so 
much as one poor line did I receive. 

Florence Then ye know not of Lydia's treach- 
ery. . .. 

Leopold. Lydia's treachery.? What enigma is 
this ? 

Florence. Is it possible thou hast not e'en so 
much as a suspicion. (Aside.) Ah, Myriam. perhaps 
spoke the truth. A reunion may be close at hand. 
Oh, how my soul swells within me — stirred up by this 
fond hope. [Aloud.] Husband, mark well what now 
I say. The Parson admired me, 'tis true yet I fled thy 
house through no design of his. Lydia loved thee — 
and finding in me a barrier to her bliss hated me, schem- 
ing night and day 'till our separation she produced. 
But the power of powers had his eye upon her, and his 
vengeance speedily followed. For as ye remember, she 
sickened and died — died whilst thou were attend- 
ing business in Radstadt. Being convinced thy face 
she'd never again behold, and not vvishing to put her 
cruel act on paper, she made her sailor brother, then 
bound for sea, promise to tell thee, at the earliest op- 
portunity, all the mischief she had done unto our homes. 
At Milan her brother, in a duel was killed ; Brother 
Andrew, now secretary of the convent over which the 
Abbot Cadwallader presides, was the priest who attend- 
ed 'him, and to whom he told the story of my wrongs. 
Her brother said he left the records of his sisters crime 



Or. A New Years Eve. &c. 



97 



in trusty hands, and that thou must certainly, soon after 
he sailed, have discovered all. I'll warrant that broth- 
er Andrew will gladly testify to all I now have 
said. I fled thee because I loved thee ; I thought I 
stood in the way of thy happiness ; I thought thou 
hadst transferred thy heart to Lydia, and wouldst re- 
joice to have me far away. But, oh ! my husband ! 
thou canst never know the pain it cost me in leaving 
thy dear side. 

Leopold. All this to me is news. But I believe 
thee. Wouldst that I had been clearer sighted and less 
credulous. 

Florence. Would we both had, my husband ! 

Leopold. I could now thy flight forgive if, in 
thine absence thou hadst remained true. For thou 
canst not deny, though we credit thee with not eloping 
with the Parson, that thou didst not harken to his plead- 
ings, nor yield thyself to his wishes. Oh, Florence, 
there's the sting, for when I think of thee, passive in 
his arms, he feeding on thy young beauty, drinking up 
thy love, which Heaven had willed alone sacred unto 
me, I grow mad— mad ! 

Florence. No defense do I make of my unhal- 
lowed conduct with this man whose tongue in deceit 
was schooled, made insidious by the oil of hypocrisy. 
But this I'll say — when I left thee I was in that state of 
flexibility which may be likened unto wax, readily 
shaping itself to the moulder's forms, and, as I thought 
thy love for me was buried, or rather bestowed upon 
another, I scarce knew or cared what I did. I had but 
one wish, and that was to render myself oblivious to 
the past* Leopold, tell me truly didst thou remain 
proof against fair Lydia's charms when ye presumed my 
heart had ceased to beat in unison with thine. 

Leopold. I should not, were this an ordinary af- 
fair, feel it my duty to respond to such a question. 
'Twould be most ungallant to reveal a woman's sin, es- 
pecially when to the tattler she gave her honor's keep- 
ing. But as this wretched girl hath foifeited her right. 
I will reply. 'Tis natural when the heart is full, ye turn 
to those who seem to pity thee — who bear about thy 
grief as though it were their own. So did this Lydia-- 
I mean she did so appear to do. But to abridge an 
unhappy tale let this suffice ; I learned to admire her 
greatly ; she was my — my mistress. 



98 The Two Princes of Baden ^ 

Florence. Husband, when I discovered how 
things stood, how we both had been cheated, I nearly 
lost my reason. I drove the base gownsman from me 
as though he were some poisonous reptile whose touch 
was annihilation, (drawing herself up grandly; and from 
that hour I have been a mother and a wife. 

Florence now leads Ida to Leopold, both kneel before him. Leopold 
weeps and turns away his head. 

Gottlieb. Leopold, I am an old man. The book 
of time hath marked me on its debit side with nigh un- 
to eighty years. My good Catherine there hath turned 
three-score, whilst thou art but in the middle tide of 
life, thy lovely mate yet in her youth. Human joys like 
our existence is of short duration. Throw not the cup 
of happiness aside whilst ye may grasp it. Think me 
no meddler ; I only speak out of an honest friendship I 
hold for both. 

Leopold turns, stretches out his arms. Florence and Ida arise and rush for- 
ward, they embrace. Gottlieb and Catherine look at each other joyfully. 

Florence. Again, I have a husban 1, my own, 
my dear — dear Leopold. 

Ida. An her has a pappa, a dear — dear pappa. 

Leopold. Ebon-visaged night, now gives place 
to bright faced day. Again the sky is clear — serenely 
clear. (Kisses Florence and Ida fondly) A new 
path — a broad road — a great highway, stretches out be- 
fore me, and once more my heart swells with all its 
pristine hopes. 

Gottlieb. (Placing cane on table.) With all 
my soul I sa)'. Amen ! (Stretching forth his hands.) 
Hallowed Father — dispenser of all good — ye before 
whom human wisdom is but as foolishness — I thank thee 
for the happy termination of this crushing sorrow 
which hath so long cast its blight upon a home, and 
kept asunder two living hearts. May it be thy will 
that so long as they do here abide, that they '11 be visit- 
ed with all the joys that mankind's heir to. (Turns to 
Leopold, Florence and Ida, who stand with heads 
bowed respectfully throughout the thanksgiving.) Bless 
thee, my children — bless thee. This is one of the hap- 
piest moments of my life* Forsooth I fear too much 
pleasure to dwell long with old Gottlieb. 

Leopold and Florence with Ida, now cross to settee and seat themselves, 
Ida on Leopold's knee. Florence holds his hand. They talk in dumb show and 
fondle little Ida. At this juncture some one knocks at the door. 



Or^ A New Years Eve^ &c, 99 

Gottlieb. — Wife, I think our Philip's returned. 
(Glances at clock.) By St- John, who'd believe it ; see 
for thyself, Catherine — three o'clock. 

Catherine. (Looking at clock.) I wonder not 
this night, at time's fleet pace. For the curtain hath 
but fallen on a drama most real, with scenes so vivid 
that one forgets all else in watching them. But why 
our Philip tarries out so long I cannot conjecture. I 
fear me something has happened the boy. 

Knocking is now heard Ijuder. 

Gottlieb. Yes, wife, our PhiUps's at the door, 
dost thou not hear him } Ha-ha ! Rose hath caught 
it this night. 

Catherine opens door. Enter some of the Margrave's guard followed by 
Captain Sir Albert Josephthal. Catherine rushes to Gottlieb who seizes his 
cane and stands erect. Leopold, Florence and Ida start up from the settee in 
amazement. Suddenly as if just recognizing Sir Albert, they all bow and change 
their defiant looks to smiles, 

Gottlieb. Thou art welcome to our house. Sir Al- 
bert, But why this armed visit ? 

Sir Albert. Good Master Montagna, a painful 
duty have I to perform. Thou and thy worthy wife 
must I arrest, so reads the Royal order ; surely it's some 
mistake, must be, and will speedily be set aright. Yet 
doth it hurt me all the same to offer so much as even 
the shadow of aa insult to so valiant a soldier as old 
Sergeant Montagna. But be not alarmed. The Mar- 
grave's as noble as he's wise. 

Gottlieb, Thanks, Lieutenant Your honor, I'm 
not worth so much respect. 'Tis surely as thou sayest, 
a mistake. Yet will we go peaceably with thee. 

Catherine. (Aside.) My poor, dear son — my 
darling boy, This will sorely afifiict thee. Thy mor- 
row's banquet will no doubt be a feast of sighs. 

Sir Albert. Brave Montagna, I am no longer 
a Lieutenant of Artillery. I'm now a Captain — not on- 
ly a captain, but a Captain commander over the per- 
sonal guards of His Liege the Margrave. I saved him 
from being, perhaps mortally, Wounded by an infuriated 
courtier whose arrest he had commanded ; cause rob- 
bing the Treasury, and for the act was created chief of 
the body-guard of His soverign Excellence. There be- 
ing a vacancy through the death of Captain Lutzberg, 
The Margrave hath taken a strong fancy to me, as much 
on account of a petition I placed within his hands as 



lOO The 7 wo Princes of Baden ^ 

the saving of his life. He treats me so kindly, and 
speaks so highly about me. that I fear he will spoil me. 

Catherine. Captain, thou hast always stood 
well favored in our eyes. Thou art a gentleman, sir, 
and hath too much of sense to be easily set wrong. 

Leopold. A true soldier always is a gentleman 

Captain Sir Albert Josephthal bows at this juncture, as one overcome with 
the weight of compliment. 

Gottlieb. (Turning to Leopold.) Do you and 
your family o'er this house keep guard and break to 
Philip the news of our misfortune as gently as possible. 
(To Captain.) Sir, as soon as we are dressed befitting- 
ly we will accompany thee. 

FOURTH ACT-FIRST SCENE. 

Scene. — An antechamber in the Margrave's palace, at Carlsruhe. Enter 
R- Gottlieb and Catherine Montagna, Gottlieb using a cane. 

Gottlieb. — Did I understand thee to say ye saw 
our Philip in the hall yonder. 

Catherine- Thou hast the words of my mouth 
repeated. 

Gottlieb. Let's seek him, then, for perhaps the 
poor boy is now there waiting, thinking to gain a word 
or too with us. 

Catherine. No, we will not seek him; that 
were useless. We would not find him now, Gottlieb. 
When first we were made prisoners my heart sank with- 
in me, for I imagined straight-way that Philip into 
harm had fallen, which by some strange circumstance 
both implicated thou and I. But now I beHcA-e the ac- 
cident that may have befallen him will to our house a 
goodly blessing prove. Perhaps Philip hath committed 
a brave act — saved young Julien's life, done something 
noble — something, the which I know not, yet something 
that merits a high reward. 

Gottlieb. If this be so, what need was there in 
making captives of both his parents. 

Catherine. His Liege at first may have been 
mistakened, intending therefore to punish. But dis- 
covering now his mistake, transforms chastisement into 
a requital of service. As Philip and the Prince (for they 
were both together) passed by the hall door where 
then I stood, I heard Lord Julien say, " Philip hie with 
me to my room and don a better dress that ye may ap- 



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pear before the Margrave as more becomes thee. Mark 
well that sentence, Gottlieb. As more becomes thee. 
Surely thy mind must see by this, that Philip hath fal- 
len heir to great profit, and we are now but gently held 
to witness the honors heaped upon our son. 

Gottlieb- This the case may be, but heads of 
States do soon forget, and when they do not they sel- 
dom take this fashion in the bestowal of rewards. Cath- 
erine, we are poor and poverty gets but little breadth 
of notice. 

Catherine. Tut, tut. man ! we are not beggars, 
thou art a soldier — an old soldier tried and found trusty, 
I and all the world with good Leopold do concur, that 
a true soldier is a gentleman. Besides the land is deb- 
tor to thee for much lost blood. Feel more thy worth and 
that recompense is but the due of merit. Gottlieb do 
not entirely lose sight of having once been well-to-do. 

Gottlieb. On this earth 'tis not what ye were 
but what ye be. A bold usurper firmly seated in our 
Margrave's throne w^ouldst be respect by all the Princes 
of Europe, and obeyed at home. He might have sprung 
from mendicants and be stamped with illegitimacy, but 
what of that, so long as he be sovereign, Lord Para- 
mount o'er the land. What service would it render unto 
our good Ethelbert in having the right to say, I have 
been a reigning monarcti. Though I am dethroned 
and dare not set foot in Baden, yet am I a sovereign. 
Though I am an outcast to my country — though 1 am 
poor and oft know want, still am I a Prince, The very 
knave who now durst not meet his gaze, wouldst mock at 
him in such a straight. Catherine, so long as thou 
canst force obedience — so long as it profits not to cross 
thee, thou wilt have respect No, it is not what ye 
were , but what ye be. 

Catherine. (With dignity.) Churlish minds, I 
will admit, do so consider. But, sir, a hero stands in 
the foremost ranks of worth, a true man is nature's full- 
est joy. and he that scorns him 'cause of poverty or fail- 
ure affronts the Host above us. 

Gottlieb. I never felt that much <:>{ greatness 
won I about, unless it be the great pains that have 
been most zealous visitors to my wounded leg these 
three years. Now, as to Philip's turning out a great 
man, I should not be at all surprised. Yet patiently 
will I wait, for time makes havoc with mysteries. 



J02 The Two .Princes of Baden^ 

Enter R. Captain Sir Albert Josephthal. 

Sir Albert. My good old friends, ye must not 
leave the waiting chamber without permission. I shall 
be forced to place about thee a guard if ye both keep 
wandering so around the palace. This is now the third 
time that I have cautioned thee. Come, follow me, 
and remain, I prithee, where I place thee. When the 
Prime Minister summons thee to appear before the 
Margrave thou wilt be in readiness. 

Gottlieb. (To Sir Albert.) Thou shalt be obey- 
ed. (To Catherine.) Attention — attention, wife (stag- 
gers a trifle). Right dress, there, Gottlieb -right dress, 
eyes front, Catherine — heads up, breasts out — 

Catherine. (Taking Gottlieb's arm.) Come, sir 
cc»me ; seest thou not the Captain waiting beyond for 
us .'^ 

Gottlieb. Forward — marcli ! 

Exit Gottlieb and Catherine R,, Catherine leading Gottlieb by the arm. 
Gottlieb endeavors to appear soldierly in his walk. 

SECOND SCENE. 

Scene. — Hall in the Margrave's palace. Enter R. Pauline Sinn (a maid to 
the Princess Louisa) followed by Wiseacre (the Court Jester) in full dress, car- 
rying in his hand the sceptre proper to his office. 

Wiseacre. I be a fool, my lass, 'tis true. 
Only a Prince's jester, 
Yet doth mine office require, 
Aye, take deeper thought 
Than half the noble of this court 
Have breadth of mind for. 

Pauline Sinn. Ho, ho, our jester grows tragic, 
gives now blank verse by wa)' of entertainment. Gram- 
ercy Wiseacre, be this all in thy play } If so Til have 
thee read it from first to last. It's a dead hit I sup- 
pose. 

WiSEA'. Cease, malapert ! Prophets are unknown 
in the histrionic art. No dramatist can tell with certi- 
tude whether a play will succeed or not when placed 
upon the theatric boards. The public is fickle, giving 
more heed unto a trashy pantomime (a mere tinseled 
spectacle, devoid of sense or thought) a highly colored 
improbable, and glaringly wrought melodrama- a light 
and silly tragicomedy, or a nude and gaudy burlesque, 
which in blank verse I'll say — 



Or, A New Year s Eve, &c. 103 

Where the ladies' dresses are cut so low 

And cut so high — 

That a mere drapery (looped up in plaits about 
each charming waist) 

Is all that covers them, 

And for this kind of theatrical exposure 

Bald headed sin seems to have the strongest taste. 

Pauline* Poor gentlemen, to be pitied are they 
Yet on mature consideration, 1 think it may be said, 
there's not a man who'll refuse the taking in of a lega- 
cy. (Shakes herself playfully.) But, lad, T protest 
against the familiar manner in which ye handle the 
name of Sir — my name, sir, giving it as it were a black- 
end eye. 

Wisea'. The coloring is subservient to thy will, 
not mine, my lass. 

Pauline. I differ with thee, sir Jester. Surely I 
am most unguarded and quite helpless. For doth not 
mine own cognomen conspire against me, and endeavor 
to debase me. If ye doubt it look but in our family 
Bible, and there you'll see it continually says, Pau/ine 
Sinn. 

Both laugh heartily. • 

WiSEA'. If thou art going to fling about such wit 
as this, I'll resign thee my crown, my sceptre and my 
station. 

Pauline. [Pertly.] Well, whatever thou dost, 
there's one thing I pray thou'll yield me not, and that's 
a place within thy, poem. 

Wisea'. (Vexatiously.) Suacy, lass — think ye 
that with mine own hand I would — Oh, hang it. Let 
this suffice. Thou art not there to mar its lofty spirit. 

Pauline. So then, thou hast another girl } 

Wisea'. My girls are many, yet there's only one 
I love. 

Pauline. [Putting up hands to face and feigning 
to weep.] Of course that one's not me. But ye shall 
repent of thy nice deception. What's to pay me for 
all the huggings and kisses I've let thee have. Ah, 
me alack o-day, was ever maid so treated. [Suddenly 
removing hand from face and clenching them.] Aha, 
but I have thee on the hip. I'll information give 
unto our beautious Princess how, while once she 
bathed ye peeped at her. 



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WlSEA'. I care not if thou dost, our Royal Lady's 
but a woman, and, like all her sisters, inclines to adu- 
lation, ni wager thee ten marks that if ye do inform, 
that in less than twice five minutes time I'll have so 
flattered her that mine offence will change its hue, and 
myself stand more favored in her eye. My virgin this is 
but another proof of my name's correctness. Ye see I 
know where to look, how to look, and what be worth 
the looking at (smacking lips, places hands on stomach.) 
She^s the dream of a T'urk, yet, Lena, thou hast beauty 
enough for me ; thy love is all I ask. 

Pauline. When a Prince's Fool doth talk of love 
it hath but the appearance of a jest. Yet if thou'll make 
me thy drama's heroine, LU clasp hands v/ith thee, and 
ye may do with me as thou wilt. What says my Wise- 
acre ? 

Wisea'. a truce I say all thy female tricks. Be 
but thine own sweet self and thou art heroine enough. 
I dare not place thee in my poem for fear the hero'd 
steal thee ; I am too jealous. The fittest place I know 
for thee is — 

PAULINE. (Peering into Wiseacre's face as she 
draws near to him.) Where } 

WiSEA'. In these arms (embraces her) in these 
arms. 

Pauline. Unhand me, villain, else a guardsman 
will I call ! (Throws arms about Wiseacre's neck, and 
lays head on his shoulder.) Dost thou hear 1 

Wisea'. Thy guardsman's here.- (Kisses her ea;;-- 
erly.) See how he defends thee ! 

Pauline. Nurse thy strength for vigorous is the 
foe. 

WlSEA^ In o'er a hundred battles it's ne'er 
been known to flag. 

Both come forward C., W^iseacre R., Pauline L. Sing the following. 

Wisea'. When Hymen's knot is tied. 
And thou my bride's become 
On life's river will we glide, 
** Two hearts that beat as one." 

f Oh the hours of Wedded life 
Chorus] Are rife with pleasure. 
Both j And a husband or a wife 

[ Are each a treasure. ^ 



Or^ A New Year s Eve^ &c. 105 

PaUlTNE. When the moon is at her height, 
We'll wander to the dell, 
And with souls aglow with love, 
In fond embraces dwell. 

^B^'oTH 1 ^^'' ^^'^^ ^°"^"^ of w^edded life, etc., etc. 

The blast of a bugle is now heard as if at no gieat distance. Then the 
roll of a drum at same point. 

WiSEA'. Come ! The guards assemble in force. 
His Liege soon mounts the throne, and I who S't in the 
royal shadow must mount mine [depreciatingly] which 
be at the footstool of royalty, but the rim of his dais — 
There I must chatter at every oppc>rtunity like a parrot 
for pleasure of the Court. 

Exit Wiseacre and Pauline L. hand-in-hand. 

THIRD SCENE. 

Scene. — Grand saloon and audience chamber in the Margrave's Palace, 
canopy and dais R. Three thrones upon dais. The Margrave's throne (or 
chair) in the middle upon a second dais. The Chamberlain, Grand Usher, 
Giand Judge, Lord High Coroner, Grand Commissioner, Lord Youth and a 
number of Courtiers, both rnale female, await the Margrave. They are spread 
about in groups, all talking in dumb show as the flats open. Two soldiers with 
spears, and in armor each side of arch, which is C, a pair of embroidered cur- 
tains concealing arch, before whom stand a couple of Ushers nearly elbow to el- 
bow. Enter Wiseacre C. through A. Shoves aside Ushers and walks down 
stage a few paces. The Ushers shake their wands at him, replace curtain and 
resumes places. The Lord High Coroner, Chamberlain, Grand Judge, Grand 
Commissioner, Lord Youth and some Courtiers of both sex now' gather around 
Wiseacre. All look smilingly at him except the Grand Commissijner. 

Lord High Coroner. Gramercy, sir jester, right 
glad are we to see thee, since ye have given o'er to lit- 
erature we have missed thee from our sports. 

Lord Youth. [Shrugging shoulders and grimac- 
ing.] Aye, marry; how fares the tragedy ? Is the 
poem completed. 

Wisea'. [Bowing-] No, my gosling Lord, 'tis 
partly in the embryo state, and therefore resembles 
thee. In other words 'tis but half finished. 

Wiseacre looks stolid. Lord Youth assumes the air of one displeased, and 
all the Courtiers smile and look merry except the Grand Commissiontr who 
curls his lips scornfully. 

Lord High Cor. My friend, if I maybe so bold, 
what is the subject of thy poem } The same old story I 
suppose — the same old tale that delights the poet and 
the painter. 

Wiska'. Thou art right, it be a tale of love. Yet 
also art thou wrong. For though love hath always 



io6 The. Tzvo Pri7ices of Baden ^ 

been since our first parents, love ne'er grows old, 
else it be not love. 

Grand Jud. Thou hast a tongue fit for diplomat- 
ist's part 

Wisea'. Yet ne'er shall it be stained in [that vile 
art. 

Lord High Cor. Ever facetious in ryhming most 
tellingly. By my knowledge of thee, I do assume that 
thy composition must be like thy converse, which I pre- 
dicate hath lost none of its sparkling wit. Come, a 
truce with this raillery ; spout us a stanza or two of thy 
dramatic poem. 

Grand Commissioner. Sneeringly]. A FooVs 
Play — must be ajest.forsootJi. 

Wisea'. [Bowing.] Mark well, good friends, if 
this Lord speaks the truth. 

Lord Hig)I Cor. Fall back, gentlemen, fall back 
your worships, give hiouthihg room unto our bord, 
your Honors. 

All that have come forward retire a few paces, forming two circular groups, 
one R. and another L., the Jestor takes C. yet a trifle up stage facing orches- 
tra. 

wisea'. Ladies and gentlemen, the part Lll now 
narrate, is the opening passage in the ist scene of 3d 
act, where Captain Leon, a sort of philosopher 
and warrior knight settles down and partially retires 
from the world, holding it. somewhat in contempt* 
Though unacquainted with the tender passion, is taught 
to love on beholding the pure and regal Lady Ida. You 
see after beholding the noble maiden, he takes to read- 
ing tales of the heart ; she perceives that he loves her 
unknown to himself, and being desirous to fix her 
name more securely in his mind, she gives him a book 
to read on the fly leaf of wKich she hath writen a poem, 
making the Captain and herself the hero and heroine, 
hoping by this strategem to stir him more quicldy to a 
proposal of marriage. He is seated in an easy chair in 
his study (which is enlivened by the rays of a curious 
lamp) with a book in his hand( Ida's book. He opens 
it to read; his eyes fall on the poem. He recognizes 
the handwriting. He eagerly peruses it, then leans for- 
ward meditatively, gazing out of the window of his cas- 
tle to the home of his enchantress on the opposite side 
of the river. Suddenly he arises and seizes his hat 
cloak and sword, mounts his horse and flies to the man 



Or, A New Year s Eve^ &c. 107 

sion of his sweetheart, into whose willing ear he whis- 
pers his deep love. I'll but speak the poem she wrote 
and when I've finished the work I'll read it through 
and through. Lady Ida's lines will enable thee to judge 
of my play, as the fragment is a correct sample. Hark 
ye ! the Captain now reads : 

'Twas a fragrant summer's night, 

And the stars in luminous splendor, 

Didst reflect a light supremely bright, 

The woodland seemed to render up 

Itself to love, 

And the sylvan elves in estacy were seen, 

Some in merry circles 

Sporting, dancing, singing on the turf of green. 

Whilst others of a more romantic heart 

Strolled off in loving couples 

To pligh.t again their throths, and tell 

The old, yet new, story, in the deli, 

Apart form listening ears, 

Such was the night, a glorious period, 

A time meet only for love. 

When Sir Leon (the celibate) who smiled at woman's 

charm.s, 
Walked forth to meditate. 

First hetliought only of the buds and flowers, 
Then of mankind, the moon, world, and— 
The blue sky's vaulted dome, 
I^ut finall}', (with high and beating pulse). 
Dreamed how beautiful were Lady Ida's eyes. 

Tiie Lord High Coroner pa::s Wiseacre on the back. The rest clap hands. 
All cry- gojd, verv ;]nL-, bravo, bravo, excep:: tlie Grand Commissioner and Lora 
Youth 

Grand Coaf. [Shrugging shoulders.] ijur good 
jester here hath always stood in high favor with the 
Royal family of Baden. Advantage he may take of 
this now since he's so great a bard. I much misgive 
nr.e for the Princess ; ha! ha! ha! I fear that in some 
sudden attack of lunacy he'll essay to storm the Lady 
Louisa's heart. 

WrSEA, Ye popinjay, a role in which thou canst 
not play a part. 

Alllaugh except the jes.-er, Lord Yonth and the Grand Commissioner. 

Lord High Cor. (To Grand Commissioner.) 
Shame on thee, my Lord, for this display of spite. The 



io8 The Two Princes of Baden^ 

jester's office hath always been respected — being hcens- 
ed with full liberty of speech. 

Lord Y. (Aside, to Wortenbiirgh.) My Lord 
Chamberlain, Pm of the opinion that our jester here is 
entirely too clever, too witty. 

Count W. (Aside.) I think thou sayest right, 
Lord Youth, yet I cannot find it in my heart to bear 
him malice, 'Tis said he is the w^isest Fool of the pre- 
sent age. Good Ethelbert prizes him highly. (Aloud.) 
Ladies and gentlemen, we may expec" the Margrave 
now at any minute, by the right vested in me as Cham- 
berlain, I do command order, that the coming of his 
liege may be received with proper dignity. 

All take their prearranged places. Wiseacre seats himself in the Mar- 
grave's Throne. The. Chamberlain signalizes with wand to the ushers to draw 
back the curtains, which they quickly do. Music, a grand march, softly, until 
the Margrave is announced by the Chamberlain. 

Count W. His Most Sovereign Excellency, the 
Margrave. 

Enter through arch: The Maigrave, tn the right hand cf whcm walks 
the Prime Minister. Next ccmes Pincejulien and the Princess Louise, who 
walk together and attended by two pages. The pages bear the tiainofthe 
PrinceEf>. Behind these follow two heialds with trumpets, who are in turn 
followed by some military cfficers (en the staff" of the Maigrave), and some la- 
dies and gentlemen of honor belonging to the National Palace. Then ccmc- 
Captain Sir Albert Josephthal, leading the first half of the Margrave's Gi.ards 
in fours, followed by his Lieutenant, leading the second half in fe-urs, Boths 
enter with swords drawn. 

The first column of the guards march down stage far enough to admit 
all their number. Then the second column does likewise. The Captain ordered 
his section to righf-face. The Lieutenant com^mands his section to left-face. 
The Captain now orders his troop to forwaid-march. 1 he Lieutenant does the 
same After they have crossed stage the Captain orders a left-face, and the 
Lieutenant a right-fac3, alter which the entire troop lemain motionless. The 
Captain and Lieutenant salute the throne, then sheathe swords. The 
Chamberlain takes his place en the right of the Captain of the Margrave 
Guards. The grand usher on the left of the Lieut enant. The Courtiersforms 
ing the Margrave's suite take up their station just above the dais on promp 
side, all the other courties gather in a group on O. P. side, the Lord High 
Coroner, Giand Judge and Grand Comimissioner stand a little out from group. 
Prince Julien seats hijTiself on the right hand of his father, the Princess seats 
herself on the left hand-the Heralds each take a place back — nearly at the chairs 
pf the Prince and Princess \ the pages seat themselves on either side of the dait. 
The curtains at each arch are drawn together, ushers resume places. Margrave 
and Prime Minister stand before dais. The Minister of State a little back. 
Both survey Wiseacre, who pompously returns their looks. The orchestra plays 
'til the Margrave steps back a step to speak. 

Margrave. I marvel. 

WiSEA. At what, sir } 

Mar. At a fool. 

WiSEA. Then thou must marvel at thyself. The 



Or^ A New Year s Eve^ &c. 109 

law doth plainly say that he who occupies the supreme 
chair of state is Margrave, and as I now fulfill its spirit 
so must I then be. Yet as thou art out of office, I'll 
pity take and grant thee our jester's place, he having 
promoted himself. 

I\Iar. Come, this be too huge a jest — make way, 
thou saucy buffoon. 

WiSEA. What — doth boldly, publicly spurn our 
Royal c>ffer ? Art not abashed by the presence of a 
ruler } 

Mar. (To Wortenburgh.) My Lord Chamber- 
lain, remove this magpie. 

Chamberlain comes forward followed by Grand Ushers. Wiseacre arises 
with mock dignity waiving his sceptre. 

WiSEA. Stay, Sir Chamberlain, (to Margrave.) 
Sir, I abdicate. (Places hand on forehead.) Lost ! 
Lost ! High hopes, bright dreams — all fled me because 
I am a fool. (Seats himself heavily on the dais nearest 
the footlights, burying his face in his hands.) Gracious 
Heavings ! gracious Heavings ! 

Chamberlain and grand Usher resume places. The Chancellor of State 
(Vallenstern) now steps upon first dais in front uf the Princess. The Margiave 
seats himself in his throne. 

Mar. (After seating.) For this same reason hath 
many lost before. Yet it's strange, too, for 'tis writ- 
ten, " A fool for luck.' 

WiSEA. (Looking up with a grin.) Aye, thou 
dost correctly quote the adage. Yet the definition in 
full thou hast not elucidated, but I Vv'ill do it for thee: 
'T is written, "A fool for luck," its true, yet it's well un- 
derstood that a lesser fool must yield to a greater. Now 
as thou art the biggest fool, thou art heir, of course, to 
better luck than me. 'Gainst a lesser fool I, myself, 
wouldst be most fortunate. 

Now, my liege, more fully have I proven 
Than thee, the good old maxim, 
Of "a fool for luck. 

The Margrave smiles, and gently strikes Wiseacre with his sceptre. A 
tittering runs throughout the Court. 

Mar. (To Vallenstern.) My noble Lord Chan- 
cellor — occupying now our throne — being crowned, 
sceptred and c!oihed in the robes of our great office, we 
make known to thee that it's our Royal will ye now^ 
proclaim our Court is open. 



iio . The Tii)o Princes of Baden ^ 

Chancellor. (Raising his mace.) Ladies and 
gentlemen, his gracious Hege being seated in the chair 
of state, gives all ye greeting. I now declare this Re- 
gal Court open for justice, business and audience. Let 
all persons who have offended the laws, and who are 
legally ready for a hearing, be immediately produced 
and set before his liege. 

The chancellor now steps down fronn dais. Every one bows. The Cap- 
tain of the Guards crosses to Lieutenant and pretends to give directions, then re- 
sumes his former station. The Lieutenant, after receiving the supposed orders 
of his superior, leaves the Court, quickly reappearing, accompanied by Gottlieb, 
Catherine, Philip, Rose, Myriam and Dr, Stern. The Lieutenant leads pris- 
oner before the Margrave, then salutes, and resumes his former place. Music 
from the time the Chancellor stops speaking until the Lieutenant resumes his 
station. The ushers attend properly to curtains. 

Mar. Though an hereditary Sovereign, Monarch 
over all the land of Baden, wearing about me the august 
dignity of Chief Magistrate, yet the Crown hath not 
turned my head, the purple inflated me with arrogance, 
nor the ermine inclined me to favor circumstance and 
pride. I find it, therefore, (no matter how complete 
hath been the trials by ministers of state, judges, com- 
missioners, or those, wdio e'er they be, appointed to see 
the law fulfilled, not consistent with mine office as sire 
of a great and free people to attach my signmanual to 
sentences or rewards before a word Lve had with each 
and all. 

ChanC. As justice is first upon the list, those 
who wish for it stand forth. Also those who testify. 

Grand Com. (Steps out and bows.) My Lord 
Margrave, I crave first speech. 

Mar. 'Tis granted. 

Grand Com. My gracious, Sovereign, and thou 
my good Lord Chancellor, I do accuse (taps Dr. Stern 
upon the shoulder) this man as having broken the stat- 
utes. As Grand Commissioner of Haden , I find him 
guilty of chicanery, and by the right invested in my 
title, have ordered the laws full force upon him. My 
liege. I do but wait thy signiture to give unto my action 
at the legal sanction necessary to its proper fulfillment. 

Chanc. Prisoner answer for thyself unto the 
Margrave. This is the last chance thou hast to plead 
for mercy; or to defend thy cause. 

Dr. Stern. (Steps out and bows.) Thanks, 



Or, A New Year s Eve^ &c, 1 1 1 

sire, thanks, my family name is Stern, rhy title is most 
honorable, 'tis that of Doctor, Its just one year since 
from my native England I here migrated, and opened 
my pharmacy and chemical depot. I'm a graduated 
chemist and pharmaceutist, under thy wise rule all hath 
been sunshine. Chancing from my work.s and store 
to be when the Grand Commissioner's deputy came, he 
reported ill of me. Entertaining some spirit 'gainst my 
house for reasons to miC unknown. My liege he did 
take oath I refused accounting. This brought my lord, 
(the Grand Commissioner) him.self unto my place. He 
demanded that I should either pay the tax upon my 
grant or return my privilege unto the state and suffer 
fine or imprisonment, or both, at the discretion of His 
Honor. I proved his deputy false and proffered him 
payment, which he was about to accept, when his depu- 
ty called his attention to my sign, criticising it in a very 
rough manner to his Worship (here). My lord thought 
a moment and then refused to accept my payment, un- 
less I erased from my sign the title of Doctor, which, 
he said, on my part, was insolent arrogance, that the 
title belonged only to the learned professions. I re- 
plied that my profession was as learned as any and vast 
in its ramifications. That the proud rank of doctor was 
of Eastern origin, and literally meant a man of wisdom, 
a learned man, being alike the property of all profes- 
sions, and that as chemistry and pharmaceutics wx>nt 
hand-and-glove with the physician and surgeon (who 
both wore the lofty title of doctor, and who had to 
qualify themselves by no more labor and pains than it 
takes in my art), I would not yield me, holding that I 
had as clear a right unto the itle as any other profes- 
sional or scientist. I have said, sire, I n<^w await thy 
pleasure. 

Mar. Thou hast nobly spoken in thy defence, and 
by the simplest, yet the wiriest, law — that of common- 
sense. I hold thee right. 

WiSEA. In other words, good knight of griping 
pills and strong emetics — he means 'that he holds thee 
a Stern truth. 

Mar. Good Doctor, thou art acquitted. I prithe 
now stand back. 



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Dr. S. - Sire, my heart is big with gratitude. 

Dr, Stern now resumes his station, first bowing to the Margrave. 

Mar. My Lord Commissioner, we think tho" 
hast swayed with too high a liand, for when the doctoi" 
proffered thee the laws just due thou didst err in not ac- 
cepting it, committing thyself a misdemeanor- Tons 
it appears thou art too quick to domineer, therefore, 
not the proper person to be trus;ed with power, so we 
conceive it. Best to remove thee. To-morrow thou canst 
deliver up thy seal of office to our worthy jester, 
whom we install in thy station as thy successor, and 
from all we know of him, we deem he'll prove the proper 
man in the proper place. 

Grand Com. Dismissed, and to be succeeded by 
a fool. 

WiSEA. Correct. Who shouldst tollow an ass 
but a fool. 

The Margrave smiles, the jester grins, and every one else laughs, save 
Lord Youth, the prisoners and the Grand Commissioner. The latter bows 
to the Margrave, then exits through arch C. Wiseacre now bows to Margrave 
lays down his crown and his sceptre, then strides pompously to where the Ex- 
Grand Cmmissioner had stood, folds his arms and assumes a lofty air j then 
with a smile addresses Ethelbert. 

Wisea: — 

My liege, of thy choice thou'll ne'er complain, 

For the office will a Wiseacre contain, 

The proverb of "a fool for luck" is now unanswerably 

true. 
Since it fits so neatly me and you. 

Mar. Though thy poetic lines most cleverly 
compliment our noble selves, yet I'm sorry to say they 
are not in strict accord with good grammar. 

WiSEA. (Snapping fingers.) A fig for grammar, 
what's grammar to rhythm. 'Tis a poet's license to 
turn speech topsyturvey. 

Chang. The next who claims a right to speak 
will now approach the Margrave's chair. 

The Lord High Coroner and the Grand Judge now both step before the 
Margrave. 

Lord High Cor. Most excellent Chancellor that 
right I claim. 

Grand Jud. Great guardian of the throne and 



Or, A Nc7v Year s Evc^ &c. i 13 

state, as judge, before the coroner do I demand a hear- 
ing. Wliat says your grace ? 

Chanc. This, my Lord Grrnd Judge, that as the 
Coroner his sittings holds ere thou as justice doth pass 
the sentence of the law, we (b^Hicense from the throne) 
grant the privilege of first speech to him, (to Coroner) 
proceed, therefore, most noble Lord. 

Lord FIigh Cor, (Bows.) Prisoner stand forth. 
(Myriam steps before the Margrave anjd curtesies.) 
Keep up thy heart, my child , (turns to Ethelbert bow- 
ing,) Most august Excellency, in mine inquest on the 
body of the Knight Sir Emil Valdmeyer I find he 
came to his death through the hand of this woman, 
though from what I glean I recommend her to thy 
Royal mere} . 

Grand Jud, Your gracious liege, I differ with 
my lord, the Coroner, it having been proven the pris- 
oner killed the gentleman, she's therefore answerable 
to the law. If your noble Excellency will refer to the 
revised statutes thou_wilt find in Vol. 4, 3d Book, ist 
chapter, 5th section, 2d paragraph, these words : If any 
person, male or female, commit murder they shalt pay 
the penalty by death. Mode — the headman's axe, un- 
less the manner through discretionary power vested in 
the supreme Executive (or whoever represents him) be 
changed. [To Myriam.] Waste, therefore, no time in 
useless pleading, madame, for thou canst not escape the 
executioner's keen edged instrument of death. Yet 
if thou dost it will be but death in another form, which 
signifies nothing. Thou art doomed,, th}^ life is forfeit- 
ed to the law. [To Margrave,] I have discovered 
that this woman was wife unto the murdered man 
[Valdmeyer.] Yet this hath no bearing here. She 
has been proven guilty 01 his taking off; she hath a 
heinous crime committed, so, in the name of our dread 
law I demand her head. 

Mar. Didst thou examine well the witnesses.^ 

Grand JUD. There were none, unless the Abbot 
of Holy Cross and his monks be accounted such. But — 

Chanc. Mv Lord Judge, thou dost not presume 
to 

Grand Jud. Hold, your grace, ye at conclusions 
jump. The Abbot and his brothers arrived barely before 
myseit and followers. Not a monk beheld the deed 
committed. Nor did any one else that I'm aware of 



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Yet as sht* herself hath confessed to the taking off of 
Sir Emil, there is nothing more wanting. 

Chang. In the same volume of which ye speak, 
same book, same chapter, and same section, thou wilt 
observe that the seventh paragraph reads thus: And be it 
further enacted that the Margrave or Regent (as the 
case may be), empowered are, according as they may 
deem best to change not only the mode of death, but 
to annul even the same, or alter to a term of imprison- 
ment, or grant full pardon. I, for one, crave executive 
clemency for this defenceless woman. I believe her to 
be most foully wronged. Sir Judge think not to out- 
wit us by half quoting the law. 

Abbot now throws aside curtains at arch, walks hastily before the Mar- 
graved glancing at Myriam as he does so He is closely sollowed by brother 
Andrew. After the Abbot and Holy Secretary have entered the ushers aftdus 
curtains and resume places. 

Abbot. Right, your Grace — right, most noble 
Chancellor. [Looks haughtily at judge, who returns 
his gaze in the same manner.] Tis' not only the civic 
laws he misquotes, but also the sacred ones. 

Grand Jud. Well, as regards my religious quo- 
tations, if they annoy that wart on the happiness of 
man, " The Church of State." they at least seem to 
please farseeing and thoughtful men. Therefore I am 
content. In defense of my stern legal front this will I 
say : (Though a Spaniard by birth, there's Roman blood 
within my veins. ) That I'd hang my own son if I found 
him guilty. Sir, I am a justice, and as such I advocate 
justice. If I were too ready to excuse criminals, or was 
any way lax in the dispensing of the statutes I would be 
unht to occupy Xhe judge s bench. To me guilt clearly 
proven is a crim.e, and crime must be punished, else the 
law and mine office are mockeries ; rulers and courts 
useless thiugs. 

Abbot. The most useless of things are judges ; 
too severe in legal matters and too loose in sacred ones; 
too meddlesome in what concerns them not, too wise 
in what that they do not understand. (The Abbot and 
Brother Andrew now bow to the Margrave.) Illustri- 
ous and puisant Ethclbert, we come unushered, yet 
hope that to our sovereign and the Court we welcome 
are. 

Mar. Ye both have ever been, and ever shall be, 
yet, Holy Father, why hast thou come in such strange 
haste. 



Or^ A Nezv Year s Eve^ &c, 1 1 5 

Abbot. For mercy, sire. 

Grand Jud. What says the law } The state's 
great chancellor hath wrongly expounded it. This 
privilege, my gracious Margrave, which he asserts thou 
art invested with falls not to thee only when or where 
a well founded doubt may be enterta.ined, a mistake in 
judgment proven, etc. This is the law now as it 
stands. The part of which he speaks does not yet take 
effect. Therefore the prisoner who laid Sir Emil Vald- 
meyer in the dust belongs to me as judge. Sire, though 
thou art sovereign yet doth the law outrank thee. 
Thou art but its chief executive, and must respect it as 
well as the humblest citizen. My Liege, I demand the 
prisoner, and to my warrant thy signmanual. [Presents 
a paper to Margrave.] Sign, Sire ! 

The Chancellor seizes the paper which the judge presents to the Margrave 
and turns to the sovereign in great agitation. 

Chang. Most noble Ethelbert, the prisoner hath 
not made her defense yei-. Besides, the Abbot hath 
come to speak for her, too ; I know he has by the look 
he gave her on ente+'ing. Hear the prisoner, Sire ! 
Hear the Abbot I 

Grand Jud. [To Vallenstern.] She hath none 
to make, aye, no defense at all. Did I not say she ac- 
knowledge the killing of Sir Emil } Therefore the 
priests cannot say aught in her favor. Stay no longer 
the hand of the Law by obtruding thyself before the 
pen of our gracious Sovereign [7 o Margrave.] {Sign, 
my Lord Paramount, (to Chancellor) and do you, sir 
Chanceller, attest. Why my Lord Prime Minister leans 
so towards this criminal, and seems so greatly moved 
about the law being satisfied upon her person I wonder 
beyond measure. 

Mar. Sir Judge, thou hast acknowledged that if 
there was a mistake in judgmient proven, or if I enter- 
tained doubts, well founded, as to the executing of any 
person, certain privileges claimed for me by the Chan- 
cellor fell, then, to my right. 

Grand Jud. Thus have I stated it, sire, and 
again I say so stands the statutes. 

Mar. And I say so do they not stand. For the 
rights thou wouldst deny me takes effect to-day — aye, 
this very da}-, such is the will of the Grand Council, 
of State. Even if it were otherwise "twould matter little, 
for I hold thy judgment wrong, and on the best of 
grounds. Thou art aware, (or so should be,) that no 



1 16 The Tzvo Princes of Badejt, 

person or persons can be punished on their own testimo- 
ny without there be sufficient evidence, and of such, 
my Lord, thou art most wofuUy wanting. 

Grand Jud. Sire, the woman swears she did the 
deed, and if thou wilt but lend me thine ear for just 
one inch oftime I'll give thee evidence enough to satis- 
fy thee to the full. 

Chanc. Bah ! she may be mad — she may have 
sworn falsely to shield some unworthy member of her 
house. Thank Heaven our states Grand Council is 
composed of men of sense — men who aim to elevate 
the throne not to debase it. [Aside.] Where have I 
seen this woman's face 1 What is it that makes me in- 
cline so towards her.^ She hath a gentle exterior, yet 
I do observe underneath it all that bold fixedness of 
purpose which proclaims her not of that material which 
submissively endures an injury. [Aloud to Judge.] 
My Lord ! thus do wc treat thy warrant ! [Tears it to 
pieces.] Comest thou here to check and sit in judg- 
ment on the Chief Magistrate of our land ; he who is 
the judge of judges ; to teach his Liege how to render 
justice } Back, I say ! [Judge haughtily resumes form- 
er station.] Stand back till ye again are called ! [Turns 
to Myriam,] Fair prisoner, our good Margrave will 
hear thy defense. 

Myriam. (Courtesying to Margrave and Chan- 
cellor.) Sire, I thank thee for the boon thou hast 
vouchsafed me, — the right to speak in mine own behalf. 
Yet being guilty I have nothing much to say, unless it 
be, give unto the law the blood it (perhaps justly) thirsts 
for. The errors of a moment sometimes become the 
sorrows of a whole life. I once had a joyous home — a 
brother and fond parents, too. But a fiend in saints at- 
tire backed withetherious beauty and persuasive speech 
transmogrified this scene. My parents molder in 
their graves ; my brother's remains became food for 
the monsters of the deep lone sea — where the}^ were 
hurled after vainly striving to avenge his sister's injuries. 
Oh, my Liege, how once I loved the author of all this 
misery. He was my life — my soul — my happiness com- 
plete. And when to mehis manner was changed, his 
love grown cold, my heart stood still within me. I 
plead, and did but jeers receive; first at my birth, then 
at my religion, and, finely, at my ruin — the which he had 



Or, A New Year s Eve ^ &c, iiy 

himself produced. He grew so to detest me that once 
when somewhat filled with wine, he struck me, applying 
to me vile epithets not fit to air before your Worship- 
ful Liege. When I found we were not married I forcea 
him to have another ceremony performed. He strove 
to make that one like the first, a mockery, but unbe- 
known to himself at the time, was foiled. Yet when he 
became aware of this he procured the proof, intending, 
of course, to destroy it, but late willed that into my hands 
it should fall. Finding that I could expect nothing 
from him but hatred, I left him, swearing to be avenged. 
At this period of our lives we were at Rome, and ivhilst 
here he planned and nearly brought about my death. 
And, sire, he never knew until a few nights ago, that he 
had failed in carrying out his base design against my 
hfe. 

As soon as I recovered from the fever brought on 
by my sufferings, I set about to consummate my oath. 
Our child (of which I have forgotten to mention) being 
dead — dying through Tcceiving a blow meant for me. 
Oh; my dread Lord, when love turns to hate 'tis of bit- 
terness the very essence. Sire, I make confession that 
it was my hand that laid Sir Emil Valdmeyer low in 
the dust. Yet it was before 1 had discovered he was 
my legal husband, for I, too, believed the second mar- 
riage a failure also. But I wouuld have killed him all 
the same if acquainted with the fact Fd been, for he 
made my life a wreck, ruined my happiness, stained his 
hands with my brother's blood, and destroyed my 
home. I have lived but for vengeance — fed upon the 
thought. It has been my companion by night and by 
day, sleeping or waking, it has never left me. It gave 
me vigor ; it nerved my arm, yet now that my mission's 
performed my strength doth fail me. Oh, Sire,- 1 pray 
that as I must answer for my bloody deed .thou'U not 
keep me long in waiting. 

Abbot. My Liege, she speaks the truth, yet 
hath she a point omitted, and that point is this : That 
if she had not taken his life he would, upon discovering 
her yet in the flesh, have killed her upon the birth of 
the first safe opportunity. 

Chanc. (Eagerly.) Thou sayest truly, holy 
father. (To Margrave.) Sire, 'tis plain as A B C she 



T T 8 The Two Princes of Baden ^ 

was compelled to execute the deed. I find no reason 
why your liege should withhold, clemency. My gracious 
Lord, I do advise your Highness that she be pardoned, 
her wrongs outweigh her sins, if sins they may be 
called. 

Abbot- Exalted Ethelbert, in coming here my- 
self to plead before my throne, I have not come unarm- 
ed. [To Brother Andrew.] Show his liege our proofs 
— proofs on which we stake the propriety of our claim 
for mercy. 

Bro" a. Illustrious sir, ma}' it please your might- 
iness we — 

Mar. Enough, good Brother Andrew, the words 
of Cadwallader, the Abbot of Holy Cross, are all suffi- 
cient with Baden. [To Myriam.] My child, for all 
are children of the throne — or else sire — addressed to 
the States' first citizen, be but a strange anomaly, I do 
reprieve thee. Thou art free to go. But hearken. 'Tis 
here in this respect, as in other monarchies, that when 
a person dies without an heir, the property escheats to 
or falls to the Crown. This being the case with the dead 
SirEmil, his gold and bonds belong now to the 'I'hrone, 
and as I am the nation's steward, have power over all 
his goods and chattels, to do with as I may deem best. 
Ot .course, thy wifely claim must be liquidated to the 
fullest equity; yet, notwithstanding all these legal rights 
and profits, I divide the estate equally between thyself 
and the Coiivent of the Holy Cross. 

Abbot. (Bows.) My thanks are in my heart. My 
tongue cannot utter them- Sire, I'm overwhelmed. 

Bro' A. (Bows). Most bountiful sovereign, may 
Heaven be always with thee in all thy undertakings. 

Myriam. (Curtsies.) Thou last in thanks, thou 
canst count me first in loyalty. Sire, words are not ad- 
equate to express my gratitude. Fi'om the time of Sir 
Emil's death until this hour, I had no wish to prolong a 
life that had grown hateful; but now, thanks to thy mu- 
nificence and mercy, a new influence steal's o'er me, I 
sigh to live. To live, if only to do good. Henceforth 
I dedicate myself to all who suffer. (Kneels.) Sire, thy 
hand I crave to kiss. 

Chang. My liege. Lady Valdmeyer hath done 
the State a service in ridding it of such a vagabond as 
this Sir.Emil was. Men of his stamp are not only the 
bane ot courts, but a curse to humanity. 



Or, A New Year s Eve^ &c. 1 19 

Mar. I do agree with thee, my lord. (Arises and 
Hfts M)Tiani to her feet ) Up, my daughter, this court 
permits n-ot such servile homage to the chair as kneeling 
and hand kissing. .This be only the demand of tyrants or 
minds whose reach art circumscribed, and have not the 
proper balance. 'Tis absurd that dust should kneel to 
dust. I did but justice, else were I nc»t Ethelbert the 
Just. Pleased am I to view the gloom receding from 
thy brow, and I hope in less than a yearns good time to 
see thy lovely face beam with the smile that so en- 
hances beauty. Furthermore, my Lady, there's men 
yet in Carlsruhe as comely as e'er thy base husband was, 
and. wearing hearts within their breasts, are worth the 
netting. I did a champion for thee observe here, (points 
with sceptre)in his Grace the Chancellor. (Seats him- 
self.) 

WiSEA. (Coming forward — seizes Myriam's hand,) 
The Margrave's court prohibits hand-kissing, but Wise- 
acre's court allows it; that is, when it's the claw of a 
pretty bird like thee. (Kisses Myriam's hand, then 
turns to Margrave.) Sire, thou'lt say Tm out of char- 
acter, yet this is my answer — that as I now have the 
right to grant licenses, I must certainly have the right 
to take them. 

Mar. My good Wiseacre is well aware that to ev- 
ery rule an exception exists. Out of the love we bear 
the ladies, we feel it an honor to kiss their hands — in 
fact, 'tis a lovely fashion — a proper way of paying hom- 
age to women. 'Tis meet for a knight to so conduct 
himself, and here at court gatherings is a sight not 
strange. But enough! thou knowest as well as we all 
of this matter in question, and how and where we construe 
it right or wrong. 

Wiseacre bows, and then resumes his station, receiving a contemptuous look 
from Lord Youth. 

Mar. Lady Valdmeyer, art thou not of Jewish 
blood } Pray, what may have been thy ladyship's name.'' 
Hast thou any kindred living.^ 

Myriam. Yes, sire, I am of Hebrew blood. As to 
my relatives, all art dead but one, and that one consists 
of an uncle, a younger and cherished uncle of my dar- 
ling mother's. He was my youthful cavalier. Since my 
fourteenth year, I have never laid mine eyes upon his 
manly face. He was taken (the news we learnt by mer- 



I20 The Two Princes of Baden ^ 

est chance) a captive by the Turks. Five years he re- 
mained in bondage, after which period his captor died, 
making him heir to his great opulence, and bestowing 
on him his freedom. He dwells in some one of our Ger- 
man States, holding a high place under the government. 
Being but seven years my senior, he must be now just 
thirty-seven. That he sought Pfor us I know full well, 
for Fm confident he adored his sister. She had been a 
second mother to him'; in fact, I know he loved us all. 
But when he came, Vvdiat did he find .? He found an 
empty cottage, new made graves, and one, an outcast — 
shame stamped upon the entrance porch, gaping de- 
struction for a welcome. I was too proud to have 
claimed his protection even if I had met with him. So 
for twelve years, twelve long years, Fve been a wan- 
derer. 

Mar. Cheer, up, my child, for the sunshine of a 
happier life is about to dawn upon thee. We shall con- 
sider it our royal duty to find thy uncle* 

When Myriam speaks of her uncle being a slave among- the Turks, the 
Chancellor leans eagerly forward, remaining so until the MargrBve finishes his 
speech, then rushes to Myriam. 

Chanc. Thy maiden name, — quick — thy maiden 
name. 

Myriam. (Looking surprised.) 'Twas Myriam 
Isaacs. 

Chanc. The lamb is found. I knew Fd seen thy 
face before. Lady, I am Ernest Vallenstern, thy mo- 
ther's brother, I am thy uncle. (Embraces her.) Thou 
art found at last! Aside.) Thou art again in the arms 
of him for whom thou wert made. When a little girl 
I loved thee, and none but thee, sweet Myriam, shall 
ever call me husband. 

Myriam. Dear uncle, I mean dear Ernest, (for so 
I alway s addressed thee,) I am made more Ihan happy 
in beholding thee again. (Rests her head upon his 
breast until the Margrave finishes his speech.) 

Mar. The storm cloud may gather with all its 
strength, but it cannot-, withstand the power of bright 
flashes. See how at last in murky fragments it is dis- 
pelled. Pleased am I that that which began under the 
shadow of the prison bars and the jailer's shackles bids 
fair to end with no weightier chains than those of Cu- 
pid's manufacture. (To Chancellor.) As we have a 
matter of some peculiarity on hand, and wishing after 
our own fashion to shape its color, we relieve thy grace 



Or, A New Years Eve, &c. i 2 1 

for awhile of thy good office next the throne. Ye may 
stand apart with thy fair niece, (To Court.) Ladies 
and gentlemen, we pronounce all business relating to 
the Valdmeyer affair forever settled. 

The Chancellor, Myri , The Lord High Coroner, the Abbot, Holy Sec- 
retary and Wiseacre, for n group together j all speak kindly to Myriam in 
dumb show. 

Grand Jud. (AHttleapart from group.) Lady 
Myriam Valdmeyer, since I be cognizant of all the facts 
to thy case relating, I do sincerely join witli the good 
friends which now surround thee, in giving thanks that 
it hath terminated thus. (Bows.) In honest truth I say 
these words. 

Myriam courtesies coldly to Grand Judge. 

Abbot. What a gentle shape the law assumes 
when it can do no harm. 

Grand Jud. Admitting this to be a fact, the 
church and the law twin brothers then must be. 

WISEA'. Good Ethelbert, I think our noble judge 
hath an evil eye to Lady Valdmeyers shekels. (To 
Judge.) Old ermine collar, there's not a crumb for thee; 
they were gobbled long ago. 

Grand Jud. Thank Heaven, Sir Wiseacre, the 
clothing of this court terminates forever thy prerogative 
to insult under the name of jesting. 

WiSEA. Ye will not hold so thankfully this 
change, when for thy numerous grogeries the rate of 
charge I do increase for each and every license. 

The Judge scowls at Wiseacre. The Margrave smiles, the Courtiers 
nudge one another and smile also. Lord Youth looks glum. 

Mar. Gottlieb, Catherine, and Philip Montagna 
stand before me, and also Rose Marbury. 

They all come forward ; theniales bow to the Margrave 5 females courtesy. 

' Wisea (To prisoners.) Build high thy hopes — 
the Margrave's got his hand in. There's no telling what 
he may do, my captive friends. 

Lord Y. (Aside to Judge.) By St Mark but I 
fear that dragon-mouth'd clodhopper, Wiseacre, speaks 
discerningly. That other dregs than himself shall be 
thrushed upon our noble order. 

Grand Jud. Thou art more observing that I pre- 
sumed thee. 

Lord Y. 'Tis a shame — a bitter, burning shame. 

Mar. I will now explain why 1 have called thee 
all before me. On New Years Eve, now just three 



7 2 2 The livo Princes of Baden^ 

nights ago, disturbances were reported constantly. 
Many arrests were made ; my son here and Philip Mon- 
tagna and also Rose Marbury were of the number, 
(Rose being arrested on parole). The Chief of Police 
reported these facts to the Minister of Police who in turn 
reported unto me. At first the matter I could not un- 
derstand and so gave orders for arrests at random. 
But at la-^t my wayward boy made full confession, 
thus giving light unto darkness. In sifting the case 
I ascertained that Gottlieb the watchman who had 
my notice escaped these many years was no other 
than the old hero, (at this juncture Gottlieb looks 
abashed) Sergeant Montagna. That Philip on the 
night of his arrest was acting in the capacity of substi- 
tute for that father whose honorable wounds had pre- 
cluded the possibility of attention in person. That 
Rose's crime was nothing more than meeting her lover 
at "St Gregory's.'" [Rose hangs her head. and looks 
shily at Philip at this juncture.] And that she was the 
daughter of brave Private Marbury, who, though he 
died in battle, will live in story ; that Philip who hav- 
ing changed places with the Crown Prince fat the Prince's 
instigation.) had shown himself born the better to wear 
that station than my disobedient son Julien. Now, 
Philip Montagna, as ye did so well on "New Year's 
Eve " in guarding the Treasury, we invest thee with the 
office of Minister of Finance, with the power to choose 
who shall assist thee in thy honorable duties. We 
also create thee Prince of 11 eidelburg, Lord High 
Constable of Baden and Member of our Privy Councd. 

Philip. [Bows.] Sire, I am unworthy of honors 
such as these. My Liege thou hast o'erwhelmed me. 
Sir, consider me more than grateful. 

Mar. 'Tis for me to judge who is worthy, and 
how that worth shall be recompensed. Sir. Ethelbert 
hath rarely failed him in these particulars. Young 
friend, thy quick wit, boldness and honest heart, hath 
saved not only my good name from being inscribed as 
an artful abettor of evil doing, but hath placed the whole 
land deeply in my debt. Thou hast all the requisites 
for power — a free and ample mind, high intelligence, 
courage, a spotless character and a sympathetic soul. 
Thy talents belong to the state, and if I did allow thy 
merit to remain in obscurity I should to our country an 
injustice do. Thou wouldst not have me appear to the 



Or, A Nezu Years Eve^ &c. i 23 

world as either an ingrate or a jealous man. 

Lord Y. Sire, this is hardly fair to raise this 
peasant to a station so lofty. As a noble, I protest, all 
the blue blood witnin my veins rebels at the thought 
that I — I the better born — must not only associate with, 
but pay court to this beggarly-begotten member of thy 
Liege's cabinet. Well, after this I shall not be surprised 
at anything thy noble Excellency may choose to per- 
form. 

Mar. Insolent boy, know that ye err. He's not 
a peasant, but a yeoman. Yet it matters little, for it's 
the heart and head that constitutes a man. Surely thou 
hast not pondered much on sacred Writ, or profited 
by the teachings of our Sunday-schools. Ye speak as 
though blue blood thrived only with the aristocrats. 
Thou art wildl)^ astray. The fittest place to look for it 
is amongst the people. It lives only in healthy, vigor- 
ous bodies, and those thou'U find a hundred to one 
among qur sturdy, hard-working, honest citizens. As 
to better born, the only individuals who can lay claim 
to such a distinctiv)n are they who have genius stamped 
upon their brows. Their minds are beacon lamps of 
heavenly fashioning whose oil is thought and whose light 
is wisdom. Their titles spring from the hand of Deity 
and in the ranks of honor take place before mere seals 
and parchment dignities. [To Philip. J Sir Philip Mon- 
tagna, give no heed to the arrogant chattering of this 
silly courtier. And now, with all possible haste, make 
a Princess of th}' charming Rose. 

Rose. [Courtesies.] My Liege, I thank thee for 
thy kind suggestion [looks archly at Phikp], and for 
the blessings thou hast showered upon us all. 

Catherine. [To Gottlieb.] Our Philip a Prince. 

Gottlieb. Aye, wife, and a Cabinet Minister— a 
Cabinet Minister, God bless our Margrave. 

Catherine and Rose now embrace Philip, who presses his lips to each of 
their brows. 

Gottlieb. Sire, pardon them [pointing to Rose 
and Catherine. They are but weak women — their affec- 
tions hath outrun their senses. 

Mar. Weak, sayest thou ? They are not weak, 
no, sir. 'Tis strength they reveal, aye, the strength of 
a mother's love for her offspring — a woman's love for the 
man whom she hath chosen. 



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WiSEA. Prince Philip, I fear thou art less modest 
than I have considered thee. Allow me to observe that 
the kissing of other than a lady's hand should be set 
apart as a sort of private festival. Poetically — thus : 
This kind of kissing shouldst be done subrosa 
Whene'er, it be my Lord, to Rosa done. 
Ahem ! But it suddenly strikes us that we are Grand 
Commissioner, and should therefore shun the perpe- 
trating of a pun or joke as readily we would the poison 
sold for liquor by our friend here, the Judge. [Draws 
himself up haughtily.] 

The Margrave and Countess smile when Wiseacre finishes his pun on 
Rose's name, afcer he speaks of the bad liquors sold by the judge, they all take 
more license with their merriment. The Judge knits his brow. Lord Youth 
looks scornful. 

Lord Y. [Aside.] Judge, I hate that Wiseacre- - 
I hate him for being an impudent upstart — I hate him 
for the many stings his saucy tongue hath given me. 

Grand Jud. I do not love him much myself. By 
the gods but he can twist words to the cutting quality 
of a knife. 

Mar. My Lord Chamberlain, for knightly honors 
wilt thou prepare. 

Count Wertenburgh then whispers something to Grand Usher, who exits 
C. through arch. The ushers then holding aside the curtain until he returns 
followed by a Page. The Page bears in his arms a large cushion heavily fringed 
and embroidered. The Page and Grand Usher walk before the Margrave and 
bow. The Page places the cushion before the dais? the Page and Grand Usher 
bow again j the Page taking the seat formerly occupied by Wiseacre, and the 
Grand Usher resumes his station. Music all through this business. 

Count W, [Bows.] My Lord, your Highness's 
pleasure is obeyed. 

Mar. Kneeling, it hath been said, is by this 
court prohibited, yet there's one style permitted, and 
that's when knighthood is conferred. Our worthy 
friend, Gottlieb, will kneel therefore and so receive it. 

Catherine looks delighted. Gottlieb appears amazed, then kneels blowly 
favoring his wounded leg. Ethelbert arises, puts aside his sceptre and draws his 
sword 

Mar. In taking knighthood all are permitted to 
choose whatsoever name is most fancied. Yet knowing 
thou art fully satisfied I parley not. [Lays sword on 
Gottlieb's shoulder.] Arise, Sir Gottlieb Montagna, 
and be a knight, and when ye draw thy sword, let it be 
(as it everhas been with thee) only for justice and thy 
country. 



Or, A New Years Eve, &c. 125 

The Page who brought in the cushion assists Gottlieb to his feet, and then 
reseats himself". 

Gottlieb. [Bows.] Sire, thou hast been most 
extravagant in thy good will to my family. 

The Margrave now takes a decoration from his breast, conisting of a star 
and pendent cross, and pins it on the bosom of Catherine. 

Mar. Lady Montagna, accept this — 'tis the badge 
of the order of St. Mary, a fitting symbol to shine upon 
the bosom of a virtuous wife and noble mother ; Wear 
it, I give it thee in gi'atitude ; wear it as a token of the 
love I bear thy house, 

Catherine. [Courtesies.] My Liege, I am an 
old woman, and shall not long survive to enjoy the hon- 
ors thou hast heaped upon me and mine. But the short 
lease of life that yet remains to me shall be spent in 
praying that God will spare thee to long make glad this 
happy land, and that my Philip shall always be worthy 
of the trust and confidence of your Highness. 

Mar. Having Sir Gottlieb and Lady Montagna 
as parents, I take no thought as to Prince Philip being 
ought else than what he is — the noble sonfof a m.ost 
worthy and excellent couple. Now,* good^ friends I 
prithee all stand off. 

All bow, then mingle with the groups formed by Myriam and her party. 
The Margrave, at the same time, picks up his sceptre and resumes his seat. 

Count W. Sire, as the Princess De Albeaux 
and myself are reunited, and soan to join in wedlock. 
I request that ye accept my resignation, as we wish to 
spend our honeymoon abroad — in fact, to stay abroad 
for some considerable time, This, you see, would pre- 
vent my properly attending to my duties here. Fur- 
thermore, Lady De Albeaux is opposed to my longer 
being Chamberlain. 

Mar, The request is granted. So the Princess is 
jealous ? She fear too much court is not the proper 
thing for Count Wortenburgh } Well, the Chamberlain's 
birth is fraught with danger, for though he sails in seas 
of beauty h^'''^ sure to meet with stoi-ms of sparkling 
eyes. 

Count W. [Bows.] Thanks, your Highness, 
Sire, thou art ever shrewd in sifting out a cause. 

Philip. Deem me not bold after thy gracious 
treatment if I petition thee to appoint as Chamberlain 
my excellent friend, Leopold Stover, and in advocating 



126 The Two Princes of Baden ^ 

him as a man (through his refinement and learning) 
every way calculated to fill the post most pleasing to 
your Highness, and creditably to Baden. As deputy 
to our Grand Commissioner I nominate the trusty Ser- 
geant who made thy son, Rose Marbury and myself, 
prisoners at '* St. Gregory's." Sire if it had not been 
that he was true to thee, things might have terminated 
not as they have. 

■ Mar. Thou dost forget that thou art Privy 
Councillor, and, as such are privileged to advise. But 
I have no knowledge of this Stover, yet, stay — 'tis 
enough, he is thy friend. I thank thee for preventing 
my o'er-looking of this Sergeant. But for him I might 
have gone down to my grave oblivious of thy genius. 
Thy remembrance of this man alone. Sir Philip, reveals 
thy fitness to command. Heaven be praised that fate 
hath watched and guarded so our interests. My Lord, 
the berths are theirs. 

Philip. [Bows.j Through thy bounty, Sire, my 
cup is full. 

Prince Jul. (Stepping before the Margrave.) 
Royal Father, a? word have I to say. The trouble I 
have given thee I do lament, and in the name of my 
angel mother who now looks down with love upon her 
wayward son, struggling for that virtue which was her 
crowning wreath, I swear never to give thee cause again 
to complain, so long as I do live! (To Louisa.) Cous- 
in, come here. 

Louisa comes forward taking Julien's hand. 

Mar. Spoken like a man. 

Princess Louisa. (Aside.) Dear cousin, uncle 
knows all that thou wouldst say. I did acquaint him as 
quickly as from my side ye went. I did misgive me 
that the oath you made to reform might soon keep com- 
pany with thy legion of broken promises. Lovinethee 
as I do I wished to capture thee for my life's companion 
Thinking if once I were thy wife it would a blessing 
prove to thee, so when I saw thou wert really inclined 
to settle down I strove eagerly to bring about an im- 
mediate connection 'tween thou and L I knew that I 
was not distasteful to thee, and I thank the Almighty 
for giving me success. Excuse the arts I used to win 
thy declaration, for, oh, Julien ! 1 — 1 love thee— I love 
thee, Heaven only knows how much. 



Or, A Neiv Year s Eve, 



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Prince Jul. [Eagerly as'de.] Louisa, darling, 
thy confession delights me, for now I'm fully aware of 
the value of the prize the AlJseeing hath blessed me 
with. (To Philip, aloud.) Prince Philip, I shall al- 
ways refer with pleasure to the ha]:)py night when Jul- 
ien of Baden first beheld the Lord of Heidelburgh. 

Mar. One week from this period we appoint a 
feast, and call upon our good friend the Abbot of Holy 
Cross to tie these Gordian knots. In the mean time 
we will consult with our friend Dui<e Vallenstern, the 
Chancelor, how much the state can spare the Almon- 
er, for we wish to make ail hearts glad upon that day. 

The y bbjt and Chancellor both bow. Wiseacre rushes to C. of stage 
striking a tragic actitade. 

WiSEAC. — 

Since all this blood and thunder now is ended, 
And no one to the headsman's block is sended, 
I'll prove the fool I am and so have been. 
By marriage, and that with Pauline Sinn. 

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